As you all know, I am an endless well of knowledge and advice. Well it’s time to take some of my own advice and come clean about something very important.
Legendaries don’t actually drop. It is a lie created by the Warcraft community bourgeois, like myself, in partnership with the Illuminati (AKA Blizzard Entertainment). Every player who claims to have a legendary is in on it and is lying to you in order to increase WoW subs. We are all on Blizzard’s payroll.
The payment is Legendaries.