wow i actually need to get a life

where the supervillain finds out the hero’s secret identity but upon further investigation discovers that the hero needs a friend. like wow, like this hero has a pretty crappy life. and is super naive to the horrors of the general public. so the villain actually has a crisis of villainy. and decides to befriend the hero’s alterego because that hero needs a friend

“so you’ve been really chummy with that barista. are you planning a heist?”

“no, they’re just really nice. i’m allowed to be nice to people”

“you’re never nice. and i’ve known you since we met in juvie.”

“shut up. don’t ruin this for me”

“oh my god, you like them!”

+++

“did you just let us get caught?”

“hey, they legitimately stopped us”

“oh my god, are you proud that that supernerd foiled us?”

“hey, they’re not a nerd!”

“i am never teaming up with you again. just so you know”

There was Figgy and Taylor drama post-show where Figgy is 100% over Taylor. Here are select quotes dropped by Figgy in her Exit Interviews:

“If I’m Rose and I could let Jack on the door that I’m laying on, I would not let Taylor on the door.I would let him go and let him just sink to the bottom of the ocean.”

“Taylor needs to start thinking on his own because I did all the thinking out there. He needs to become an independent player and actually start being, like, “Wow, I’m on Survivor,” and not think that he’s in Alaska snowboarding and skiing because he’s on an island fighting for a million dollars.”

“The day I get the phone call for a second chance it’ll be the best day of my life. Because not only will I not play with someone like fucking Taylor, but I’m gonna redeem myself and it’s gonna be fucking amazing.”

“I literally picked someone who was dumber than a box of fucking rocks — and I didn’t know that! I think the box of rocks is smarter than fuckingTaylor, if I’m being completely honest. Like, he couldn’t keep it together… I’m like, ‘Don’t touch me, don’t hug me, don’t look at me’… and he’s like, trying to make babies on the island. Seriously, I’m trying to play the game.”

“I would have been secretive about it (the showmance) if I hadn’t been in an alliance with a 12-year-old boy who just had his first wet dream.”

“If we would’ve gotten married at Tribal Council, it would’ve been the world’s quickest divorce. I mean, hell, I would’ve divorced his ass afterward anyways.”

“We are not talking. Yeah, we’re just not talking. I don’t give a fuck if I’m his friend right now. I’m not dreading the reunion show. I can’t wait to give Jeff a huge hug and see everybody again — other than him.”

anonymous asked:

Keith for the meme?

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: he’s an amazing fighter
worst quality: his impulsiveness
ship them with: wow hard one amirite you can’t really tell who i ship him with
brotp them with: everyone
needs to stay away from:
people who make him out to be the asshole he isn’t
misc. thoughts: keith is my comfort character so he holds a special place in my heart bc….he’s the most like me and i relate to him and a lot and ppl seem to trash him for the reasons i relate to him which :) sucks asses :) but anyways i love him with all my heart and the mischaracterization he often receives pisses me off

saviorswaan  asked:

Welp, I guess I'll be the one to send Carol Peletier and Daryl Dixon (I think I sent you his character for something else a while back lol)

Carol (aka the love of my entire fictional life, god bless you Kimmy)

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: Her heartbreaking altruism and total inability to stop the overflowing love she’s made of. I can (and have) written essays on her neverending selflessness. It will destroy me until the end of time. She is genetically incapable of not caring. She’ll do it until it destroys her.
worst quality: SHE HAS NO BAD QUALITIES FIGHT ME. Ahem well. Her worst quality is probably her inability to put herself first, ever. Because it’s not healthy and it’s literally killing her inside. (I still love her for it though. She’s perfect omg.)
ship them with: Life, love, hot chocolate with marshmallows, warm soft beds with fluffy comforters, bubble baths with champagne and strawberries, mind-blowing orgasms, mental health, Daryl Dixon, and every other goddamn good thing on the universe, because she deserves the sun moon and stars.
brotp them with: Any decent human who’s ever spoken to her pretty much, but right now Morgan.
needs to stay away from: Anything that can kill her. Her own endless self-criticism. Sadness. Pain. Suffering. 
misc. thoughts: I am 99% certain I will die before I ever love a fictional character half as much as I love her. I just want to see her smile and hear her laugh and know that she understands – at least in some small way – that every single person in Team Family owes her their life. That she does nothing but contribute. That she matters. And that Daryl loves her for exactly who she is, and he wouldn’t change a single goddamn thing about her.

Daryl:

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: Because I am such a sucker for this, I love the fact that he would, without even thinking twice, die for the people he loves. Also he’s just generally speaking such a fair person? Like for his terrible upbringing, he should be completely different than he is, but in an overall sense (a few ridiculous writing choices be damned) he makes thoughtful choices that have nothing to do with bravado or machismo and are all for the good of his family.
worst quality: Being saddled with terrible writing that makes him do super OOC shit, tbh.
ship them with: Carol, always and forever, world without end. They’re each other’s person and his entire self changes the second he’s in her presence. I get butterflies just thinking about that voice he uses only for her. It’s heart-melting.
brotp them with: Denise. GODDAMMIT, GIMPLE. Also Michonne, if they’d ever give them any scenes again, ugh.
needs to stay away from: Rick. I mean wat. Anything that keeps him away from Carol. Legit his blood pressure goes down by 20 points just looking at her face.
misc. thoughts: Ngl, I’m pretty angry about a lot of what the writers have down with Daryl since 4A. I’m cautiously optimistic that this may be turning around, given that 7x10 was certainly nothing but goodness in this regard. I truly want the writers to give him a storyline that doesn’t center around either crying or being angry about someone else’s death. All the digits are crossed for S8 for sure.

mihashiscroissant  asked:

Kazemaru

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: he cares about his friends and team so much, he’s a really good leader, and wow he’s fast
worst quality: he runs away when things get tough (well once but still) and he’s evil in ares?? (still looks pretty damn good though)
ship them with: me
brotp them with: endou, midorikawa 
needs to stay away from:
that track & field guy
misc. thoughts: my baby, husband, child, who is beautiful and needs to be protected at all costs. so excited to see him in ares

thanks for the ask!

A great life advise from a theatre performance.

Good morning.

Today I’ve went on a theatre performance. It was about the man who hired people to be his family - a wife, a daughter and a best friend. So now I don’t feel so pathetic about my future - as I assumed before, all I have to do is to make lots of money and be rich enough, so there’s no need to be bothered about people. I actually totally reccomend you to do the same.

Wow I never thought theatre can be so edifying and helpful.

Looking forward to find the way of getting all of those money,
K (170307)

Domestic Witchcraft II

Wow…really didn’t expect the first one to get so many notes!  Here are some more quick and easy witchy things you can do to incorporate magic into your life without needing elaborate spells of rituals!

1.  I write sigils on my morning bagel before I eat it.  Bonus points, I’ve actually started taking a toothpick and writing symbols in the cream cheese as well

2.  I wear a lot of necklaces so I place them untangled on my altar at night to not only charge but ask that they remain untangled both around my neck and that my life stays untangled as well by wearing them

3. No time to grow roses to make rosewater?  Sam’s club has beautiful bouquets of roses that are often on sale for about 10 dollars, so not only do you treat yourself to lovely flowers but you can harvest the petals afterwards.  After holidays where flowers are given are a great time to stock up on flowers on the cheap.  You can put the petals in jars to use later either for your altar or other uses (roses are great for just about everything)

4. When I have spare time I make tea blends and put them in jars and take them to work, each are labelled for different intents and I drink them whenever I need a boost.  Plus they look pretty and smell wonderful

5.  If you eat a lot of eggs like I do, save the shells.  morganasnape clued me into saving the shells to make protection powders, bonus points they make great protein powders for plants to help them grow

6. I sigil the crap out of my planters and when I go to water them each night I recharge them

all i want is princess diaries inspired plot like; hello im such a loser at my prep school but guess what im actually a princess and i didn’t know. makeovers and new wardrobes and crazy new life. also i might be falling in love with my security guard bc wow we spend so much time together and he’s actually really interesting or or or hello i need to get married because my crown is in jeporady because stupid parliament wont let me be queen without a husband and you’re totally a member of the family who wants to take my crown and why are you so hot??

pls pls

pls

p l s

softbianca  asked:

Jason !

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life

hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang

hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff (wow I’m sorting everyone in gryffindor)

best quality: his selflessness, and his will to defend those he cares abt

worst quality: his wiggles toxic CJ ideals that were ingrained in him from a young age (I guess ?? I rly need to reread these books I sweAr)

ship them with: percy, piper, annabeth

brotp them with: leo, annabeth

needs to stay away from: staplers

misc. thoughts: I don’t mind jasiper!! I think it’s cute! also I’m glad jason is now spending most of his time in CHB, the Greek camp is a good switch from the mental strain of CJ, where he was basically enlisted in a child army (from the age of a toddler can u believe?!! riCk wtff) (of course simply being a demigod is enough of a mental strain, and CHB is also tough, but u know what I mean)

Man, the way some shippers talk, I feel sorry for them. Like, you don’t have friends you’d do tough shit for? You don’t have friends that would do tough shit for you? That sucks. My bff lives on the other side of the ocean, but if her life were in danger, I’d go through fire to save her. If someone was planning her doom or say wanted to falsely imprison her, I’d do what every it took to stand in the line of fire to protect her. And yet, somehow, I actually wouldn’t want or expect to fall into bed with her afterwards, cause, like, I love her like she’s my sister. If you don’t have friends like that - y’all need to get new friends. Just wow.

anonymous asked:

Jughead Jones III

yeees the absolute love of my life, forsythe pendleton jones III

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life!!!!!!!!!
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang (bc he wouldn’t like that)
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: wow how do you choose one? his with, his sense of humor, his snarky attitude?? i love everything about him! jughead jones has never done anything wrong and i love him!
worst quality: i’m not good at these types of things
ship them with: nobody, my boy is too aroace for that
brotp them with: archie, veronica, betty, kevin
needs to stay away from: anybody in a romantic and/or sexual way
misc. thoughts: speaking of hogwarts house, can you belieb how slytherin he is?? the sorting hat put that boy in slytherin faster than draco malfoy. the hat probably didn’t even touch his head before it was shouting slytherin. he’s the most slytherin to ever slytherin!!

send me a character for one of these!

anonymous asked:

Percy Jackson?

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: i love how whipped he is for annabeth, but he just accepts it so happily wow cute
worst quality: i feel like his loyalty can make him blind to the evil sometimes
ship them with: annabeth!! (and sort of jason too they’re such bros)
brotp them with: nico, omg, it’s like an uncool dad w his tiny nico son
needs to stay away from: demons cause he’ll kick their asses
misc. thoughts: tbh percy jackson was my first book love!!!

send me a character and i’ll give ‘em one of these!

Wow… okay. I guess life realized how burned out I was getting and decided to remind me why I chose this major. The class I started tonight is labeled as Video on my schedule. I was terrified of another Photoshop debacle, where I have to edit visual art with no idea what in God’s name I’m doing. That’s part of why I panicked.

Instead, I don’t need to go anywhere near the actual filming equipment or editing process if I don’t want to. After all, there’s another element to making short films - creative input and screen writing. I can spend this entire class telling the more visually-minded people in the room what stories to tell and let them figure out how to film them, and it counts. AKA “exactly what I would like to spend the rest of my life doing and getting paid for”. This is my career. This is why I want this major.

I think this class is going to give some of my spirit back. Thank goodness…

(I also got to hear such gems as “Oh, that guy directs advertisements for Porn Hub now? I went to church with him in high school.” and “Maybe we can film something at the pagoda?” “Ew, no, it’s haunted with the spirit of The Last Airbender up there.”)

anonymous asked:

robb stark for the character ask?

MY SON thank u!!

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang | pls are u kidding w ow
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: cares deeply and fights fiercely for those he loves!!
worst quality: occasionally makes some really bad decisions
ship them with: talisa
brotp them with: jon, sansa
needs to stay away from: walder frey and the lannisters 
misc. thoughts: oh my god!!!!!!!! he’s so!!!! strong!! and brave!! and pretty!! and fierce and intense and wow!!! i love him!! also the book age fucks me up like,,,a lot to go through before you’re 16 jesus christ ! help ! i love him!! a lot!!!!

send me characters???

mangosupremethenerd  asked:

Levi from eos 10 for the ask meme?

Another excellent one!

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: He honestly tries to help his friends. He’s not good at it, but he tries. lol
worst quality: Holy crap, is he self-centered. Also, he’s just, the worst ruler. Like wow.
ship them with: No one. At least not right now.
brotp them with: Jane, for sure.
needs to stay away from: The Interface. Not a good diagnostic tool, dude. lol
misc. thoughts: He’s just… something else. lol. I don’t think I’ve ever not laughed at a scene he’s been in. Just, such a fun, funny, interesting character.

anonymous asked:

Sansa stark

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: cunning honestly she knows her stuff
worst quality: idk in the first couple seasons her naivety really bothered me
ship them with: daenerys 
brotp them with: arya
needs to stay away from: petyr srry

misc. thoughts: wow my queen

send me a character!

anonymous asked:

Hey so for Gemsona Week dis year, you're gonna make sure there's plenty of prompts for writers, right?

wow you sent this to my main?………………. 

im probably not doing gemweek this year cause of Life, so no, there will actually be zero prompts for writers. i suggest hitting up gemsona hq for your writing prompt needs

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: he nice boy
worst quality: in game model looks terrible as shit
ship them with: baine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
brotp them with: also baine in a way
needs to stay away from: wrathion
misc. thoughts: 100% bottom no top bone in his goddamn body

anonymous asked:

Scarlet

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: her smiles, her sparkles, her everything
worst quality: prone to dying from bad writing
ship them with: me, flora
brotp them with: felicia, ryoma, wow shit they really didn’t try to make her interact with anybody
needs to stay away from: ryoma
misc. thoughts: im love her