wow he has ruined my life

Why Spideypool NEEDS to be Canon

Okay, I’m just going on a rant here, but this is something I feel needs to be said. Deadpool is easily the most well-known super-hero to be included as part of the LGBT+ community. For those who don’t know, he is pansexual. I too am pansexual, and to have a hero as awesome and crazy as Deadpool out there spreading awareness of what is one of the least known and acknowledged sexualities out there is really important to me. I’m proud of my sexuality, and quite frankly, I don’t care whether you think Deadpool is a morally sound character or not (he isn’t), because he has now surpassed Spider-man as the most popular Marvel character. (Sorry Petey.) Deadpool could raise awareness of a group of people who are grossly underrepresented in media, so, in a few words, I am done with this “no homo” bullshit that the comics are putting out. Honestly, thank Chuck for Ryan Reynolds, who actually gives a shiznip about portraying the character honestly. (A little peeved that they didn’t include the boxes, speaking as a diagnosed schizoaffective, but whatevs.) The point is, Deadpool IS pansexual. The writers can’t take that back. It’s out there in all its full-frontal-nudity canonical glory. 

Now, Marvel Comics started a Spider-man/Deadpool comic series, that is ongoing, not because they thought, oh, this would probably sell, or hey, these two have had some pretty cool team-ups in the past, but because the SHIPPERS campaigned for it. Yeah, you heard me right. This comic series was started because the fans asked for it, and then an email was given out so fans could let the writers know that they would buy a comic about Spider-man and Deadpool in a relationship. And, in case there was any confusion, the relationship the shippers want is not platonic. We’re talking gay-ass face fucking while totally naked in San Francisco kind of homosexuality.

Now, Deadpool has a crush on Spider-man. Also a canonical fact. I can’t exactly blame him; that costume is tight in ALL the right places. So, all we need is to get Spidey on board. Let’s take a look at the arguments, shall we?

“But Peter’s too young!”

Okay, Deadpool did fall in love with a teenager once. Wow, Marvel Comics. Your past canon is really fucking you up the ass without lube right now, huh? Granted, he left her because he didn’t want to ruin her life, but I think it’s fair to say Deadpool doesn’t really care about the age of his lovers, as opposed to the mental maturity (or immaturity, as the case may be). I think he really needs someone to click with, and yeah, Deadpool would never, EVER get it on with a minor, but Peter has been portrayed at any number of ages, from high school into college. The minute Petey-pie turns 18, he’s fair game as far as Deadpool is concerned.

“But Peter’s straight!”

Wow, imaginary person in my head that I’m using exclusively to make my argument stronger, have you forgotten what you just said? Peter IS YOUNG. I had some difficulty figuring out my sexuality. I thought I was gay, then I thought I was bi, and then I thought I was gay again (turns out I just really enjoy taking it up the ass) so it’s not like Peter’s sexuality is set in stone.

Now, if Peter was a real person, I would never say that he had to be gay for social justice reasons. You can’t force a real person to change their sexuality just because it might help your cause. However, Peter Parker is a fictional character who still has every potential in the canonical universe the comics have set up to come out as bi, or whatever.

So, there you go, make it canon, Ryan Reynolds is awesome, go Canada, Spideypool for the win!


  • Mark: Jackson and Jinyoung stan because he says he can't choose, Youngjae is his bias wrecker
  • Jaebum: Youngjae is The Love Of His Life. His Ultimate Bias. Doesn't know much about the other members and doesn't care. Youngjae is love, Youngjae is life. Yells at Mark when he tries to swerve into his lane cuz Youngjae is His Man.
  • Jackson: stans all of them. They are his precious sons. He would really die for them
  • Jinyoung: says he doesn't know who they are. Has a secret blog. Cries at their concerts.
  • Youngjae: stans coco.
  • Bambam: Jackson stan.He's the most beautiful thing in the universe, nothing and nobody can compare to Jackson in his eyes.
  • Yugyeom: Has three blogs dedicated to jinyoung, shows up to every fan meet up/signing/hi touch and concert just for Jinyoung. Cries at 3 am about Jinyoung. "Wow you must really love Jinyoung." "What are you talking about? I hate him. He ruined my life."
Hamilton Canon vs fanon
  • <p> <b>Canon Alexander:</b> ready to fight, strong, not throwing away his shot, loves Eliza, family is important to him, work is more important tho, irrational<p/><b>Fanon Alexander:</b> angry bisexual, short anger, lives off of coffee, storms are biggest fear, scarily angry<p/><b>Canon John Laurens:</b> probably bisexual tbh, anti slavery, a good friend, pretty cool, likes art, a fighter, pew pew<p/><b>Fanon John Laurens:</b> RAGING GAY, artartartartart, black lives matter protestor, gay for Alex, gay for everyone actually, literal gay trash, family issues, like 90% of alex's calm<p/><b>Canon Hercules Mulligan:</b> cool ass spy, Irish???, idk much about him uhhhh<p/><b>Fanon Hercules Mulligan:</b> giant softie, clothing, brony, looks like he could kill you, is actually a cinnamon roll, mum friend<p/><b>Canon Lafayette:</b> came all the way from France, loves America, hates the king, best person, learnt English in a year, was so fucking cool<p/><b>Fanon Lafayette:</b> French gay, make-up is great for a guy, it makes a guy look beautiful, probably nb, or really feminine, common sense<p/><b>Canon George Washington:</b> leader, force of nature, wow, scary, he has no chill, a good husband tho, MERICA<p/><b>Fanon George Washington:</b> what, help, what is the internet, still a good husband, still powerful, the revolutionaries are his children<p/><b>What have we learnt?:</b> nothing!!!!<p/></p>

i like that Free! and Haiykuu!! have exclamation points because its like!! oh man sports!!! oh i am excited about this!!!!! whoa!! this is going to be fun!!! wow hes hot!!!! wow they should date!! why is he crying!!! wait why am i crying!!!! they should kiss!!!! i am having so much fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! god dammit! this anime has ruined my life!!!!!!! 

So a couple of days ago I watched “Far From The Madding Crowd” and honestly it’s a wonderful, beautiful and touching period piece and I highly recommend it. Everything about it is extremely well done, from the scenery to the music to the beautiful performances. I haven’t been able to get it out of my head and really I just want to talk about Gabriel Oak. Can we talk about him for a second? What a character. This quiet shepherd just came out of nowhere and knocked me off my feet. I have to be honest. The first time Gabriel Oak was onscreen I misjudged him. When he asked Bathsheba to marry him after knowing her for so short a time, I (almost literally) sat there guffawing at him going “what an utter idiot doesn’t he know you’re not supposed to do that” but that didn’t last long. And really it’s amazing how quickly I fell in love with him after that. I think the moment I realized “oh no this guy is actually really wonderful and is going to make me cry” was when Bathsheba ran after him to (try to) clarify her feelings towards him and she says something along the lines of “I couldn’t marry you because you couldn’t tame me and you would grow to despise me.” And he looks at her, and it’s the tenderest and sweetest and kindest and most slightly bemused look I have ever seen and he just says, “I would never.” Or could never. Or something along those lines. And right then I realized what an idiot I was for judging him for proposing too quickly and that the reason he did it was because he loved her immediately and didn’t need time to think about it, he just knew instinctively in his heart, and because he is a man of integrity he wouldn’t say something he didn’t mean. And as the movie progressed I could see just how much he loves her with such steadfastness and loyalty and depth and no matter what she does or how she treats him or who she flirts with or marries or fools around with he will never stop loving her and wanting the best for her and trying to help her whenever she needs it. And he isn’t a pushover or a weakling who worships her blindly, he’s painfully aware of her faults, but that just makes his love that much stronger and deeper and truer and just the way he looks at her?!?! Like?!?! Wow!!!! It’s so serious and tender at the same time. And he is never selfish or demanding in his love but quietly patient and he respects her right to refuse him and never becomes bitter while also respecting his own right to be as honest with her as he possibly can and to tell her when he thinks that she is hurting others or herself. Because he loves her too much to lie to her or to watch her get hurt. And I have no idea where I’m going with this except for wow Gabriel Oak makes me really emotional and he should be the new standard of the perfect guy and I really love him a lot.

When You Rant About Height (GOT7)

“Hi! Could you do got7 (as your best friend) reacting to you going on a rant about how you’re too short for any guy to like you? Sorry if it’s weird but I’m kinda insecure about how short I am 😬”

(all gif credit to the original owners)

He’s a good listener. He’ll listen carefully to every finite detail of your rant. You’d express how you were insecure and that you’d never find love. He’d be a little annoyed inside that you would ever dream of feeling such a way about yourself. It’d make him abruptly speak up. After all that time listening, he’d quickly cut in saying that he liked your height and that he was sure there must be one guy who likes you. i wonder who hmmm?

“Yah, I know there’s one guy who’d snatch you up in a heartbeat…”

Originally posted by umma-jy

Like Bummie, he’d be an intent listener. He’d definitely want to listen to your problems and your rambles - no matter how insignificant it would seem to some. The truth is, he genuinely cares for you. It would wound him a little to see you obsessed about  something he actually loves about you. He’d be gentle, reassuring you sweetly that no person would ever judge you for your height when you are just as amazing as you. He’d then blush and giggle over his own greasy comment.

“(Y/N) you’re perfect.”

Originally posted by marktuqn

(ik it’s an old gif, but srsly what have they been feeding mark recently, hm???)

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Sigh okay it’s Opinion Time

I’m not upset at the finale. Just ain’t. Cas will most likely be back next season, IF ONLY because Misha didn’t do the standard “wow SPN has been such a part of my life I loved working here I love my coworkers the fandom has been so great” thing that many actors do when their last episode airs. If that was Definitely Cas Dying For Real, totally different shit would be happening on the Twitters right now coming from him/Dabb/J2/etc.

So I’m more curious how he’ll come back than mad.

This isn’t really meant to make anyone else feel better, I just think that The 100 ruined my ability to be as mad at another show for Probably Most Likely NOT A Perma-Death after watching Lexa and Lincoln die in quick succession.

Love this show, love this fandom, I’m just… I think I’m outgrowing hanging my feelings on t.v. shows or fiction in general? My life is changing, and in fairness something traumatic happened yesterday that’s making me go “holy shit please get some real problems”, but even without yesterday, I just don’t get THAT kind of upset at fiction anymore.

Sorry for whoever’s nursing some real hurt feelings over this one, I just can’t offer any solidarity or pretend I totally understand the fighting over it or even the ragequitting. If Misha doesn’t get his contract renewed and it’s like, yeah oops, Cas really is gone, I’ll be irritated and won’t rush to watch s13, but that’s a v unlikely outcome that won’t be confirmed or denied for like 2 months.

I might have to mute some people for a while, the collective rage is getting super close to “if you are not END OF THE WORLD UPSET you are stupid” territory and I can’t emotionally deal with that right now.

anonymous asked:

The only 'hate' Ardyn will get from me is my 'I HATE THAT YOU STOLE MY HEART YOU INFURIATING TRASH JESUS' rant every so often. Like, HOW DARE HE BE SO ATTRACTIVE WITH SUCH A SAD BACKSTORY? He has no right. How dare he. I am offend. Let me love this chubby trash man and smother him with hugs and kisses.


Omg did you just include a little chubby Ardyn action in this 11/10 would hug and squeeze GIMME THAT CUTIE

anonymous asked:

Do you know any docs that leave a "wow" feeling like turn? Tysm!

Okay so I wasn’t entirely sure what you meant here, so this is just a list of fics that made me sort of go WOW the imagery and character dynamics and this is incredible GOSH DARN IM SO GLAD THIS IS IN MY LIFE;;;

  • Running On Air - Rated K+ (literally no sexy time but it doesn’t need it. In fact that probably would have ruined it.) 78K+ words. “Draco Malfoy has been missing for three years; Harry is assigned the cold case and slowly becomes intrigued by the memories he investigates.” 
  • Make My Demons Run - Rated NC-17, 28K+ words. “After giving evidence in defence of Draco at his trial, suddenly Potter is everywhere he turns as he completes his community service. Draco hadn’t expected any of it, nor had he expected those long buried feelings he’d once had to come rising back to the surface. He definitely didn’t expect what happened next.” 
  • An Aching Soul - Rated NC-17 (VERY, VERY EXPLCIT),  14K+ words. “I can’t help but wonder if Potter’s really as fine as he claims to be. There’s something strange about seeing the vanilla hero of the wizarding world eye-fucking someone across a crowded bar before slipping off into the shadows - Draco Malfoy escapes to the Muggle world to avoid his parents, memories of the war and Harry Potter. However, some things prove harder to escape than others as Draco realises when his favourite Muggle haunt is rudely invaded by a post-war Harry who is struggling to cope with grief, growing up and the battle with his inner demons.” 
  • Somebody To Love - Rated PG, 31K+ words. “Draco’s life after the war is quite different than it used to be. When he finds himself cursed, with little hope for lifting the spell, he sets out to make the most of the time he has left. Getting to know his Aunt Andromeda and his young cousin Teddy feels like a good thing to do, even if it can’t help him in the long run…or can it?” 
  • A Song, Incomplete - Rated NC-17, 11K+ words. “Draco’s photograph took up the entire top half of the Prophet’s front page. Below the photo: DRACO MALFOY DEFENDS SON OF FORMER LOVER. As if that were breaking news.” 
  • So Worth The Yearning For… - (this one is a bit different to the other ones, not as ‘intense’, I guess, but it’s so cute) Rated Explicit, 7k+ words. “After months (years, really) of pining, Harry accidentally asks Malfoy out on a date.” 

And I’ll probably add some more on to this list as well. I hope this helps!
x Kaitlyn x

The Trimester Chronicles

First Trimester

He couldn’t believe that everything he’d ever wanted was here and ready to present itself to him. Absolutely sure he’d run out of happiness and time, he gave up his search for a family. And that’s when she appeared, and soon this beautiful woman was having his kid. He’d never been so overjoyed. Except, with his hands brushing hair out of her face as she leaned into his toilet, he wasn’t as excited at the joy of a new life as he should’ve been. “Are you done?” Owen hopefully asked, fighting not to throw up as another wave of nausea took Amelia over.
“What do you think?!” she snapped, wanting to say more but throwing up again instead. Morning sickness. He completely forgot about that little detail. And then there was the fact that every time he tried to get busy with her, she’d slap him. And yell too. “My breasts are sore, Owen. I’m carrying your demon, after all,” she said one morning when he tried to wake her up nicely.

“Amy, I can’t find my sweats. Do you know where they are?” Owen asked from his closet.
“On my legs,” she responded, walking into the room with a bowl of cereal, “Mine are too tight because of your red headed demon.” He sighed. He’d let her have those and just buy more.

“What is that?” he asked as they sat in the cafeteria, eating lunch.
“What?” she said, “It’s just apples.”
“And mustard,” he added.
“Wanna try? They taste great,” she dipped one and devoured the whole thing, sighing at the taste. Owen wiped his beard and kindly declined, saying that he was no longer hungry when he saw her mixing chocolate and potato salad.

“You look different,” Owen noted one morning as they laid in bed.
“Good different or bad different?” she asked, her eyes still closed.
“You have the pregnancy glow, that’s what it is,” he beamed, caressing her hair that was spilt on the pillow.
“Doesn’t sound sexy.”
“Oh no,” he assured her, “it’s unbelievably sexy.”

“Congratulations.” She’d heard it enough times that the word eventually sounded weird to her. Owen was telling everyone. At first, she wasn’t too happy about it, but seeing the way his face lit up like a kid on Christmas every time he told someone, she couldn’t help but be happy for the both of them. Or maybe it was just the hormones.

Second Trimester

She became less nauseous and more energetic in the mornings. She liked to do piles of surgeries now and he barely ever saw her, except at home.
Or when she was horny.
“Amelia,” he said, breaking the kiss, “I have a surgery in a half hour.”
“So?” she asked, pulling him to her by his neck. She was getting really strong.
“We can’t have sex all the time!” he exclaimed.
“This isn’t all the time,” she reasoned, “it’s only been two hours. That’s not all the time.”
“I’m getting sore,” he whined, “and having sex in the morning, at ten, then at lunch and, well, now, is in fact all the time.”

She woke up, startled and disoriented. It was the middle of the night and Owen was sound asleep, his hand thrown over her, resting on her stomach. She felt the pressure that had woken her up just now again. “Owen,” she said, scared as she slightly elbowed him to wake up.
She felt it again and elbowed him harder, absolutely terrified now.
“What, Amelia?”
“Something’s wrong.”
He sat up immediately, looking over at her, “Are you sure?”
“Yes,” she hastily replied, feeling the sensation again. He checked under the covers for blood, but there was none. Deciding it wasn’t anything too serious as yet, he tried to reassure her. “Let me see,” he insisted. She flipped to lay on her back. He moved his hands around her bump, not really sure what he was feeling for when she gasped again suddenly. “Right there,” she exclaimed, moving his hands to the area where she felt the abnormal sensation. Owen kept his hands there and waited, feeling it a few seconds after her traumatised outburst. He chuckled, tears forming in his eyes, “Oh, wow.”
“This isn’t funny!” she said, “What if the baby’s not okay? What if I’ve screwed up already? I can’t handle another-”
“Amelia, calm down,” he reassured her, smiling, “What do you feel?”
“A miscarriage,” she coldly joked, moving her hands to the side of her as she distantly looked away.
“Amelia Shepherd,” he sternly said, taking her hand and placing it where his was, “What do you feel?” She remained silent, as she waited, feeling the soft kick against her palm. She gasped at the touch, tears of joy replacing the ones of fear. “It’s kicking,” she announced, realising her baby wasn’t dying.
“It’s kicking,” he confirmed, not wanting to move his hand or ever fall asleep again. He moved his face closer to her bump so the baby could hear him, “Hi, little guy.”

“Here, eat this,” Owen said, handing her a banana. She looked up from her magazine, confused. “You want a boy right?”
“Owen there’s no actual scientific proof that ensures my baby will grow a penis if I eat one banana,” she claimed.
“Well then eat ten bananas,” he reasoned. She rolled her eyes, sticking her hand out for the fruit.

She was having a lot of nightmares and she’d upped her scrub size twice now. Amelia hated drastic change and this was no different. She’d stopped sleeping at night, terrified by motherhood, and also because of the insomnia. Owen would try to stay awake with her, but he was a paperweight when it came to reprimanding sleep. So she’d stay awake, alone, at night and think about every possible way she could ruin the baby’s life.

“It’s a boy,” Arizona gleefully announced, snapping a picture of the ultrasound for the parents to keep.
“And you said bananas wouldn’t work,” he joked, to which he received a playful slap in return.
“He’s big,” Amelia noted at first.
“He has my nose,” Owen proudly stated, pointing out the curvature on the baby’s face.
She laughed, “You can’t tell that from 20 weeks, Owen. Even so, it looks more like my nose.” He chuckled, kissing her hair as he took another look at the picture.

“Oh wow, you look great,” Owen said, staring at her as she combed her hair.
“Nice try, Owen, but I look like fat wiener dog,” she said, looking at him through the mirror.
He walked up to her and hugged her from behind, cupping his hands around her belly, “Well your hair looks great.”
“Pregnancy hormones,” she explained, “At least they’re good for one thing.” He stayed behind her as she continued to get ready, hoping to feel the baby boy kick in her stomach.

“Owen, please,” Amelia begged, “help me.”
“Hello little red head,” Owen said as he flipped over, “Why are you kicking so much?” He smiled when he felt the kick against his hand, “She needs her rest, kid. Try to keep the moving to minimum?” Amelia sighed when she stopped feeling the pesky movements.
“It’s like my voice makes it worse,” she whispered to Owen.
“It’s because he’s excited to see you,” he said, smiling then kissing her.

“This isn’t pregnancy,” Amelia ranted angrily as Owen massaged her feet, “This is fricking abuse.”
“Amelia, relax, it’s all part of the experience.”
“This should be illegal. I’m going to call the damn police.”
“You’re really going to try to arrest your unborn child for making you fat?” he joked.
“What did you just call me?”
“Nothing, love.”
“You just called me fat, Owen.”
“No I didn’t.”
“I’m calling the police for you. Let’s see how my son likes his dad locked up in jail,” she grumbled irrationally. He chuckled silently, allowing her to get her steam out.

Third Trimester

Owen started running in the morning. When she asked why, he claimed it was because he wanted to get fit for the baby, which in her opinion, made no sense. He was already fit. Regardless, she decided she would help him. Which was keyword for mock him.
“Really Amelia?” he yelled behind at the car following him, blasting “Eye of the Tiger” as he jogged in the wee hours of the morning.
“I heard its good for motivation,” she shouted back, raising the volume. He chuckled and shook his head, continuing his run as she drove slowly behind.

“Here,” he said, handing her a new scrub top.
“What’s this for?” she asked, perplexed.
“You’re leaking again,” Owen whispered to Amelia. They were by the front desk. She looked down at her scrub top where two wet spots lay.
“Dammit,” she said, “This is the third scrub top today. Thanks though.”
He chuckled, “No problem.”

“Owen,” Amelia hissed, “Wake up.” She held her stomach, cringing as a contraction passed. She somehow thought that the breaking of her water and the sudden soaking of the bed would wake up him. She thought wrong. “Owen!” she yelled, punching him in the shoulder. He jumped upwards in bed, disoriented as he looked around. “What, Amelia?” he grouchily asked. She pulled off the covers, revealing the wet spot in the bed.
“Holy shit,” Owen whispered as he looked at it, “holy shit. Are you sure? It’s only 33 weeks!” She grasped his forearm and gritted her teeth as another contraction started, causing Owen to yelp at her suddenly painful strength. “I think it’s coming regardless, Major,” she said through clenched teeth.


“And this is a scalpel,” Owen said, holding the blade in one hand while he held the baby in the other, “you might use this one day.”
“Really Owen?” Amelia said from her bed, “A few hours into his birth and you’re already sending him to med school?”
“Sorry,” he said, grinning from ear to ear. He handed the red headed baby to Amelia. “That’s my nose, just saying,” he added.
“What do we call him?” she asked, ignoring his foolish comment. That was definitely the Shepherd nose.
“Jack? I’m not sure. I can’t believe we didn’t think to come up with a name beforehand.”
“We would’ve probably changed it anyways,” she lightly remarked. She curled her finger around the red, baby haired locks spilling from his head, “What about Finn? You know, for his red hair.”
“He does look like a Finn. I like it.”
“Finnegan Shepherd Hunt.”

ladyofknight-archive  asked:

AU- Beatrice goes to Wirt and Greg, and stays due to her fascination of science. Greg, to her annoyance, nicknamed her Betty. Wirt needed glasses (not even Jason Funderburger has them!) so Beatrice gets a fake pair to make him feel better. Wirt grew older, and he insisted that people call him by his first name, Simon, to sound professional. He began arguing that magic didn't exist, and said it was a state of mind. He later became a professor, and Beatrice, now Betty, studied science as well.

hyelpyour au kind of ruined my life??????????? u combined two things i really love and htis is really heartbreaking but also makes sense and its so cute and???????????????????????????????


One Date Trial - Kai Parker

[This is going to be set in a really weird time period. Elena isn't asleep and Jo is still alive and Kai is a heretic]

“Really Care? A party, now?”

“Yes, it’s what we all need right now, something to occupy us. Plus it’s your birthday on Friday!”

“I thought we were only going to have a small dinner consisting of our friends and that was it?”

“Well, we can move that up to lunch and then invite everyone to the party that’s going to happen at night.”


“I think it would be great. You get to let loose, you of all people deserve that after what’s happened” Elena said placing her hand on your arm.

“Fine, I guess we can have a party.”

Caroline squealed.

“I have to send out the facebook invitations.”

“Wow, it’s like we’re in high school again”

“Happy birthday witchy, ” Damon said plopping down next to you on your bed.

“Thank, bloodsucker,” You said rubbing your eyes and yawning.

“Here’s a little present from me to you.”

He handed you a small gift bag. You reached in and took a box out. You opened it and there was a replica of Damons ring but with the initial of your name attached to a chain.

“Now we’re really ‘best friend goals’”

“Damon, it’s great. Thank you.” You said hugging him. You slipped the necklace over your head and tucked it into your shirt.

“Wanna know the best thing? I snuck some vervain and wolfsbane into it. So now you’re completely safe from the supernatural. You are welcome”

You rolled your eyes and got out of bed.

“Just a heads up, Caroline has everyone sitting downstairs with cameras and everything.” He whispered before leaving the room. 

You smiled before brushing your hair and putting it into a bun and quickly splashing some cold water on your face. You prepared yourself and walked down the stairs.

“Happy birthday to you.” Everyone began to sing.

You placed your hands over your mouth as if you were surprised and laughed. You got to the last step and were tackled into a hug with Elena and Caroline. Jo and Alaric were sat on the sofa while Damon and Stefan smiled at you. Matt waited patiently to give you your present.You detangled yourself from your friends and gave matt a brief hug before he thrust a gift bag into your hands. Inside there was a card and Chrissy Teigen’s cookbook.

“I know how much you wanted her book so I ordered it.”

“You’re the best, Matty”

“Let’s not forget how meaningful my present was, best friend”

“No need to be jealous”

“Since Y/N prefers to sleep until midday, lunch will be ready soon,”Caroline said her head popping through the kitchen doorway.

You rolled your eyes and said hi to Stefan. He gave you a stack of plates and led you to the dining table.

“Are you forgetting we are celebrating MY birth? I should not be setting the table.”

“Good point. You go ahead and sit down, we’ll call you when lunch is ready.“

You smiled and set the plates down and then headed into the living room to say hi to Jo and Ric. The three of you got caught up in a conversation about Jo’s pregnancy that Caroline had to call the three of you twice for lunch.

The table was full of your favourite food. You sat down at the head of it and took the first pick of the food. Your birthday lunch was great fun, you all reminisced and enjoyed the great food which was prepared by Stefan.  It was a good time, something the group had not had in a long time all thanks to Kai and his shenanigans. Slowly everyone left one by one until only Caroline and Elena remained. The three of you cleaned up lunch and returned to your bedroom where you proceeded to find clothes to wear to the party.

“First of all, I am not wearing heels.”

Carolines face dropped and then quickly went into thought. She leapt off your bed a few moments later and rummaged through your wardrobe. A few minutes later she had a black playsuit/romper clutched in her hand.

“This with those sparkly flats you bought on sale.”

“That’s acceptable.”

She smiled and lay the playsuit on the bed. She ventured through your shoe collection and pulled out the flats and placed them on the floor. The three of you then began to get ready, dancing and singing while doing your hair and make-up. A few hours later it was time to go and set up the party at the boarding house. Setting up entailed filling up bowls with alcoholic beverages, hiding anything expensive and Damon’s bourbon bottles, locking rooms and leaving out snacks. 

“Okay, guys! Ground rules. Damon, no drinking straight from humans. Stefan, have fun. Y/N the same goes for you too. If someone flirts with you flirt back. It’s your party.”

“Yes, mother!” You joked. 

After a while, a few people trickled into the house. After an hour or so the party was in full swing. 

“Hey! Y/N right? Happy Birthday” A very attractive man said over the loud music.

“Yeah thank you…”


“I haven’t seen you around, Ryan”

“Yeah, I moved in with a friend a couple of days ago, he got invited here and dragged me with him. But now that I’m talking to you, it’s not that bad”

You blushed slightly.

“Hey guys, I hate to break up this moment but I’d like to speak to Y/N in private”

You turned and looked to see who was interrupting your embarrassing attempt at flirting.

“No way, Kai. Get out.”

“Give me 5 minutes, you’re going to love to hear what I have to say.”

You looked between Ryan and Kai.

“Five minutes. That’s all you’ve got. Stay here. I’ll find you” You said to Ryan

“Yeah yeah,” Kai mumbled taking your arm and leading you into the back garden where nobody was, due to the cold weather.

“Could we not have had this conversation in the warmth of the house?”

He smiled and a few seconds later you felt a comfortable warmth through you.

“Have you forgotten that you’re a witch?”

“How can I? You tried stealing  my power. You have 4 and a half minutes left.”

“Right, so happy birthday,” He said handing you a gift bag. There was a huge velvet jewellery box. You opened it and your mouth widened. 

“I thought this was lost in the fire,” You said awestruck looking down at the necklace and earring set that once belonged to your mother, which was given to her by her mother and so on.

“It was in the prison world. I bought it back with me because it looked expensive and I thought I could sell it.” Kai said rubbing the back of his neck

“You were going to sell my family’s most prized possession for your own gain. Why am I not surprised.”

“But you didn’t. Why?” You asked, snapping the box shut.

“Well, it seems that after I merged with old Lukey boy, I got emotions. They told me I’m attracted to you, I wouldn’t want to hurt you, therefore, I didn’t sell it, instead, I gave it to you as a birthday present, you’re welcome.”

“You mean you have a crush on me?”

“They still use that word? Well then yeah. I do”

“You’re trying to say that after trying to kill me, you now want me in a romantic way?”

“Yeah that seems right”

You scoffed.

“Whats so funny?”

“I just find it funny that the tables have turned like this.”

“So are you trying to say that you and I have no future?”

“I mean, you’re hot so that starts us off somewhere. But I won’t judge you based on past actions especially since I saw you absorb your brother.”

“So you’re saying you’ll be my girlfriend”

“Hold your horses. I’ll let you take me out on a date, but that’s it for now”

Kai’s eyes lit up.



“Wow, um I’ll pick you up at 7 tomorrow night?”


You shot Kai a smile and began to walk back into the boarding house. The party was still in full swing. 

“Hey, where did you go?” Damon asked handing you a red cup filled with alcohol.

“We were talking” Kai interjected.

“Really Y/N?” 

“It’s just a one date trial.”

"He is an emotionless murderer”

“Actually, I absorbed my brother’s emotions”

“That further proves my point, he has STOLEN emotions”

“He’s cute, let me be”

“You’ll regret it and I won’t be there to console you”

“Oh no! My life will be ruined if I don’t have you, Damon!”

“At least I’m not dating my brother’s ex” Kai quipped.

“Y/N, get him out of my house before I murder him.”

You grabbed Kai’s hand and lead him to the door.

“Happy birthday again” He said before hugging you.

The hug was awkward at first but he got his arm placement correct and it felt as if you were hugging one of you closest friends. A few moments later you pulled away.

“Thank you, I really mean it, my mums going to be so happy when she sees this again.” 

Kai smiled and nodded before leaving. You opened the box again to take a better look at the necklace but a card was laid on top of it that was definitely not there before.

Dress nice for me.


P.S I think you keep forgetting about magic.

You smiled down at the card. Maybe going on a date with a sociopath might not be that bad.

“All I’m saying is that guy didn’t need to be getting frisky with you.” Dean argues after you had a little run in with a perv at the gas station you just drove away from, he was getting touchy and dean made you guys leave before you could even pay for any snacks, let alone gas. “I know dean, it’s ok.” You look back out the window gazing at the small town flying past your eyes in spurts of color and light. The clouds were spread across the sky like paint in red, purple and orange. Sam clears his throat , “well dean, we should probably stop at the next gas station because you were so busy getting jealous that we are almost empty”. Sam points to the little dial on the dashboard in front of dean, dean looks down at the dashboard and grunts,“I wasn’t being jealous, that guy was bugging (y/n). I was just helping her out”. Sam rolls his eyes at dean with a small grin on his lips.<p>

Half an hour later you guys stop at a small service station and you go in to go to the bathroom despite dean protests. A few minutes later you come out to see dean and Sam talking with each other, it looks like they are arguing. You sneak up to listen in on their conversation. “How can you even be jealous if you’ve never even kissed her dean, you know she likes you she knows you like her. Why don’t you ask her out or something?”, Sam says. Dean rolls his eyes,“you don’t know Sam, quit arguing, (y/n) might be out soon”. Using that as your que you walk over, “hey Sam, hey dean. So I was thinking maybe we could park over at this little pond and take a break from driving, please?”. Dean nods his head at you,“sounds good, huh Sam?” He looks over at Sam who nods his head with a sour look on his face. <p>

“Hey dean will you walk to the bathroom with me? Just stand outside the bathroom, I saw some creepy guys around and I don’t want to be alone.”, dean gives you a weird look but follows behind you leaving Sam sitting on the hood of baby. “You can easily hurt someone if they came at you, why….?”, You push him against a tree and put your face close to his,“oh, I understand”. We look at each other until dean puts his hand on the back of your neck and you put your hand on his cheek. He slowly pulls you in and your lips softly touch and then gradually it gets more passionate, he pulls away and looks at you shocked,“what, was it that bad?”. He shakes his head and you turn around, “come on then, Sam will be wondering where we are”. As You walk away You hear him mumble,“umm…”. You smile to yourself knowing that you left him speechless, what he didn’t know was that your heart was beating ten million miles a minute and you blushed redder than you ever have before.

anonymous asked:

B.A.P is starting to ruin my life ;-; I just got into them.. Wanna help me out with who's who and what they do in the group???

wow i never got a bap-related question before^^

This has gotten kinda long so i’m putting it under a read more ;u;

Let’s start with Bang Yongguk~

He is the leader of the group and in charge of rapping. He precipitates in producing and writing of lyrics for their albums as well~

He is the cold/distant type… or he pretends to be.

but … he’s more of a skinny teddy bear with the prettiest gummy smile.

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anonymous asked:

So I really want to get into EXO but I have no idea who they and their personalities. And who to ship who with who cause I'm trash with ships. Can you help me please? Also your blog gives me life. And the one with grey hair makes my ovaries explode.

Welcome to the life ruiners called EXO. We have two side to exo, exo m (who sing in Chinese) and exo k (who sing in Korean), but they are one! They are all dorks basically. I shall give a small intro for each ^-^. EXO showtime is a good show to watch too, that’s how I learned about them. (click the read more to read cause this is a long post)

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1. How did you first hear about My Mad Fat Diary?

2. Describe your favorite character 

3. Have you ever met/interacted(via twitter, tumblr etc) w any of the actors?

4. Which character deserved more screentime? 

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Life is Strange - Episode Three
  • Chloe: I dare you to kiss me!
  • Max: *kisses Chloe*
  • Me: Haha! Surprise bitch! Bet you didn't think I would do it!
  • Chloe: Oh wow! I guess I better text Warren then and tell him he has no chance.
  • Me: ⊙_⊙
  • Me: Fuck! Fuck! Rewind! Rewind! Fuck! I'm sorry Warren! I love you more! I swear! Fuck! REWIND!