wow good golly look at that

Okay so don’t laugh, but I spent the entire Harry Potter series thinking that a ‘jumper’ was one of those footie pajamas. It was not until I watched the movies that I realized oh shit they’re sweaters.

I READ ALL SEVEN HARRY POTTER BOOKS IMAGINING THE WEASLEYS AND HARRY RUNNING AROUND THE COMMON ROOM IN FUZZY, WOOLLY, FOOTIE PAJAMAS WITH THE FIRST LETTER OF THEIR NAMED STITCHED ON THE FRONT. AND I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU GUYS MUST BE REALLY RELAXED OVER THERE IN LONDON BECAUSE LOOK AT ALL THESE FUCKING PEOPLE WEARING GOSH DAMN FOOTIE PAJAMAS TO MEALS AND CLASSES, WOW IT MUST TAKE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF ‘ATTRACTIVE’ TO PULL OFF FLIRTING IN FUCKING FOOTIE PAJAMAS HEY DIDN’T ONE OF THE TEACHERS WEAR A JUMPER TOO AT ONE POINT GOOD GOLLY I WISH PEOPLE RAN AROUND MY SCHOOL IN FOOTIES HOLY HELL I THINK DRACO WORE ONE OF THOSE FOOTIE PAJAMAS TOO, DID SNAPE EVER WEAR A JUMPER MAN I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THE MOVIES

okay, just a thing for people on parp.

don’t fucking do this. okay?

i respect other people’s ships, so if you don’t like dirkjake or whatever, that’s totally cool with me. but you can just disconnect and not be rude? or you could just, you know, take a good hard look at parp and notice hey, wow, there are actually options for what i can rp? i don’t have to keep finding jakes/roxys/etc? fucking mind blown right there golly wow.

okay, i just had to make that point, i’m sorry. just please, please don’t do that. it feels like you’re trying to make me feel bad for liking these two if you do that. 

thanks, and i’ll go back to bein’ all happy and stuff now! x

Ay, Roleplayers!

You should come RP with my character, Chise Tobukizu.

Who is Chise Tobukizu, you ask? Well, what isn’t Chise Tobukizu? Actually wait, dammit… That’d be a longer list. Chise Tobukizu, in a nutshell, is a former criminal head turned wandering widow witch. Having given up her life of crime she’s trying her best to gain some sense of redemption.

Of course she has no idea how to do that.

Currently she can be found in the kitty corner of just about anywhere and the goddamn middle of nowhere. Esoteric, eccentric, and sometimes charming Chise makes for an interesting conversation at best and a instigator of long, magical journeys at worst. Despite her love of the magic and fantastic she’s currently trying to find a litmus for Good and Normal™ somewhere in her journeys.

Potential hooks for roleplay are:

-Your character needs anything related to MAGIC be it an enchantment/reading/curse or a helpful hand in magical studies. This can be anything from a skyship captain needing to keep harsh winds at bay, to a curious soul looking for a reading, to an aetheric researcher needing an extra set of hands.
-Your character is morally good and has decided to help this poor soul find redemption.
-Your character is morally evil and has decided to torture this poor soul before she reaches redemption.
-Your character wanders around a helluva lot and doesn’t mind company when they bump into another traveler.
-Your character is having some trouble with void creatures and, wow, Chise sure does know a suspicious amount of stuff about the void. Golly.
-Your character is an adventurer who will escort this witch/help her gather components for spells.
-Your character is a stuffy Ishgardian who is intent on giving her a hard time while she’s in Ishgard. 
-You like slowburn dark plots but you also appreciate cute light hearted plots.
-Your character is anything, friggin’ anything. RP with me.

If you’re liking what you see, come contact me! I can be found in game but any messages on tumblr will reach me too.