wow apollo is hot

“Wow,” Thalia muttered. “Apollo is hot.”
“He’s the sun god,” I said.
“That’s not what I meant.”
-Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #3)

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The Signs As Percy Jackson Quotes

ARIES: “I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. ‘You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush.’”

TAURUS: “'God alert!’ Blackjack yelled. "It’s the wine dude!
Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude’ will end up in a bottle of Merlot!

GEMINI: Why can’t you place a blessing like that on us?” I asked.

“It only works on wild animals.”

“So it would only affect Percy,” Annabeth reasoned.

“Hey!” I protested.


CANCER: You weren’t able to talk sense into him?“
Well, we kind of tried to kill each other in a duel to the death.”
I see. You tried the diplomatic approach.

LEO: “You seem to be clean,” Terminus decided. “Do you have anything to declare?”
“Yes,” Percy said. “I declare that this is stupid.

VIRGO: As for my brothers,” Zeus said, “we are thankful”-he cleared his throat like the words were hard to get out-“erm, thankful for the aid of Hades.”

LIBRA: He was slumped over, blood trickling from the side of his mouth. I shook his furry hip, thinking, No! Even if you are half barnyard animal, you’re my best friend and I don’t want you to die!

SCORPIO: Wow,“ Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot.”
“He’s the sun god,” I said.
“That’s not what I meant.

SAGITTARIUS:
"That’s us,” he said. “Those five nuts right there.”
“Which one is me?” I asked.
“The little deformed one,” Zoe suggested.
“Oh, shut up.”

CAPRICORN: What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades’ underwear?

AQUARIUS: Behold!“ Percy shouted. "The god’s chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!


PISCES: Dreams like a podcast,
Downloading truth in my ears.
They tell me cool stuff.”
“Apollo?” I guess, because I figured nobody else could make a haiku that bad.
He put his finger to his lips. “I’m incognito. Call me Fred.”
“A god named Fred?

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