Following my AUs and Prompts List from a few months back, here is a compilation of my favorite sentence starters for all your writing needs.
Because most of them aren’t mine, credits are at the end.
“Do you want me to leave?”
“You are not going without me.”
“I can’t believe you!”
“I swear it won’t happen again.”
“What did you say?”
“I’m not jealous.”
"You’re jealous, aren’t you?”
“We can’t keep doing this.”
“Are you sure this is legal?”
“Isn’t this amazing?”
“I’m going to take care of you, okay?”
“Stay the night. Please.”
“You can’t die. Please don’t die.”
“Run away with me.”
“You did WHAT?”
“Get outta my sight!”
“Why are you so annoying?”
“Were you ever going to tell me?”
"Never in a million years.”
“Don’t ask me that…”
“I might have had a few shots.”
“What’s with the box?”
“W- What are you doing?”
“I could kiss you right now!”
“Are you done with that?”
“What’s going on here?”
“Stop pinning this on me! You started it!”
“It’s your fault we’re in this mess.”
“Did you do this on purpose?!”
“Are you still awake..?”
“This is all your fault!”
“I can’t believe you dragged me into this.”
“Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!”
“I shouldn’t be in love with you!”
“It’s not fair!”
“I could kill you right now!”
“Knock it off!”
“You’re a complete moron!”
“I love this song!”
“I can’t be in love with you!”
“Don’t tempt me.”
“I hate you.”
“You are infuriating!”
“Just shut up already.”
“That doesn’t even make sense.”
“Kiss my ass.”
“Just admit I’m right.”
“Just admit you’re wrong.”
“You are being ridiculous!”
“Listen to me!”
“That’s not what I meant and you know it.”
“Don’t yell at me.”
“That’s it. End of discussion.”
“I don’t believe you.”
“You shouldn’t have said that.”
“Shut your mouth before I shut it for you.”
“How dare you?”
“I dare you!”
“It’s you, it’s always been you.”
“Well this is awkward…”
“Just pretend to be my date”.
“Are you really gonna leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?”
“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
“I just did some calculations, and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.”
“You know what I like most about people? Pets.”
“Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?”
“What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.”
“I don’t hate you.. I just don’t like that you exist.”
“Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.”
“Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.”
“Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?”
“Can I touch your boob?”
“It’s not that you’re wrong, exactly, you’re just extremely not right.”
“You shouldn’t be trusted with small children, should you?”
“Give me cake or give me death.”
“On a scale from, ’I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying’ to ’I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst’, how much of an adult are you?”
“You think I’m dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?”
“Despite the cliche, it’s not me, it’s you.”
“Obviously you can’t tell a woman you just met that you love her, but it sucks that you can’t.”
“No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care.”
“When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Specially then!”
“If you’re not scared, then you’re not taking a chance. If you’re not taking a chance, then what the hell are we doing anyway?”
“I think I’ve been holding myself back from falling in love with you all over again.”
“What have I told you about the toilet seat?”
“I tried to change the duvet and I got stuck inside.”
“I vote today to be a pajama day.”
“You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts.”
“I don’t leave messages. If I wanted to talk to a machine, I’d talk to my VCR.”
“I can be flexible. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.”
“You know we’re suppose to be together. I knew it the first time I saw you, and you know it, too. I know you do.”
“Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?”
“I’m not going to apologise for this. Not anymore.”
“What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.”
“I am NOT crying, okay?! I’m allergic to jerks!”
“This would not happen if I had a penis!”
“That’s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.”
“All nighter, you and me. First one to fall sleep buys the other dinner.”
“I don’t think I’ve ever played spin the bottle.”
“Sorry! I didn’t mean to touch your butt.”
“I’m ok, thank you. Just please, stop talking to me.”
“To the night you’ll never remember!”
“Excuse me, did the 12:15 bus come by already?”
“Could I sit here? All the other tables are full.”
“Are you meeting someone here? Because.. I think I’m that person.”
“You weren’t supposed to laugh! I’m so embarrassed!”
“It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.”
“Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his/her cake hole.”
“I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.”
“You better take care of that car or I swear I’ll haunt your ass!”
“This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.“
“It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.”
“I could do that, but could doesn’t mean would.”
“You cannot fathom the immensity of the fucks I don’t give.”
“You’re like, five feet tall. How you gonna reach me, shortie?”
"I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it”
“Do you need me to kill someone for you?”
“Look out where you’re going, asshole!”
“Fuck the sandwich guy!”
“I did not mean for stripping to come out of this.”
“The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?”
“Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.”
“I’m weird, you’re weird, we could have weird little babies and live weirdly ever after if it wasn’t for the fact I find you repulsive.”
“There is nothing wrong with planning a wedding with a video game character.”
“I’m gonna lay down and die for like half hour okay?”
“There’s been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendships.”
“It’s midnight, what do you want?”
“I think I know how to use a bed.”
“If I wake up in the morning and I’m dead… Wait.”
“You are completely unfit to handle a child.”
“We have to get out of this place. It is EVIL.”
“Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!”
“When in doubt curl into the fetal position and give up on life.”
“It’s not a double date, we’re just third and forth wheeling.”
“I have something to tell you…”
“I think I’m pregnant.”
“When were you going to tell me that you’re pregnant?”
“You’re smart and successful with an adorable belly.”
“$50 bucks says it’s a girl/boy.”
“Pregnancy suits you…”
“Hello little one. We can’t wait to meet you…”
“I’ll just be in the bathroom throwing my fucking guts up because our unborn kid wants to be a dick!”
“There’s someone I’d like you to meet…”
“Shh… He/she’s sleeping..”
“I have a special surprise for you. Close your eyes and follow me.”
“No, no, no, no, no, we aren’t ready… We aren’t ready for kids yet!”
“Oh, gosh, I felt it! I felt a kick!”
“Your hair is so soft…”
“You’re so cute when you pout like that!”
“Just relax, I’ll wash your hair for you.”
“I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.”
“What, does that feel good?”
“HA! I found a weak-spot on you, didn’t I?”
“Are you wearing my shirt?”
“You are ridiculously comfortable…”
“I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…”
“You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…”
“You’re beautiful, you know that?”
“We should get a puppy!”
“Aren’t they beautiful?”
“These stars are nothing compared to the ones I’ve seen in your eyes.”
“Shooting star, make a wish.”
“It’s actually a comet, but I’ll still make one.”
“Imagine if it could always be this way, even in the city.”
“Never thought something so beautiful could exist in nature…”
“Wouldn’t it be cool to name a star after yourself?”
“Y'know, your roof may not be the safest place for us to stargaze.”
“This is why you made me drive three hours out into the middle of nowhere?”
“Is that a– Wait, no, just an airplane.”
“I wouldn’t mind falling asleep out here.
“Did you just… finish?”
“They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly, this is getting dangerous.”
“I’m not actually feeling anything.”
“Are you getting any closer?”
“Why do they make this look so easy in all those porn movies?! This hurts like fuck!”
“Did something just happen? You’re not turned on anymore.”
“Shit sorry, am I going too fast?”
“Wow, you’re hot.”
“Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
“Hey, I’m open minded.”
“Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.”
“I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.”
“I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?”
“I see someone’s happy to see me.”
“I saw that. You just checked me out.”
“You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.”
“Take off your clothes.”
“Tell all those other guys/girls you don’t need them ‘cause you got me.”
“Don’t give me that face, it’s so cute I might not be able to hold back.”
“Boobs are really just squishy pillows.”
“If you don’t get turned on by having your neck kissed somethings wrong with you.”
“Blasphemy! Sex solves everything.”
“I platonically want to have sex with you. No big deal.”
[text]: What do you want now?
[text]: Do you want to bet on that?
[text]: Guess who just got back in town.
[text]: So I might be in a hospital right now…
[text]: We can’t keep doing this anymore!
[text]: Come on, come to the party!
[text]: Can you pick me up from the bar? Too drunk to drive.
[text]: You have no clue how I feel so shut up.
[text]: I call bullshit.
[text]: You thought you could get away with that, didn’t you?
[text] I gave up great shower sex to be here so don’t say I never did anything for our friendship.
[text] Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
[text] Also, my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall.
- ari trying to decide when he’s gonna tell dante he has feelings for him while he’s driving over to his house
- when dante gets into the truck it’s the first time he’s seen him since he realized he was in love with him
- dante being like “why is he looking at me like that” bc ari is all heart eyes @ him but dante has kinda given up at this point. little did he knowwww
- them sitting next to each other at the bowling alley and their hands are hella close like, ari can feel the heat from dante’s hand and he’s like “should i do it should i do it should i do it” but then like dante’s turn to bowl is up and the moment is gone
- dante forcing ari to drink coke like get over urself
- dante like doing something that unintentionally hot and ari is like “wow i really am super fucking gay.”
- dante probably thinking he’s imagining ari being different towards him and that’s part of the reason he gets so upset bc he probably noticed ari looking at his lips or sitting closer to him than usual but he thinks ari doesn’t feel that way about him and he never will and it’s kinda torturing him bc he loves him so much and it feels like a date but he knows it’s not (it is)
- they went on a triple date with their parents, let that sink in
- their parents trying to get them out the door
- like “you kids go have fun!!” and ari’s mom looking @ him like “tell him how u feel” and he’s like i know i know
- and then all four of them look at each other and smile when ari and dante leave together omggggggggggggggggggggggg bc u know they talked about this and set it up on purpose
Okay Plance AU where they’re both Altean nobility and their parents just contracted an arranged marriage for them but they’re both pretty young still so it’s going to be a few years, and they’re both horrified and so mutually agree to do everything in their power to Stop This Dreadful Thing From Happening by whatever means necessary
But in the course of their conspiring and subterfuge, Pidge starts to get uncomfortably… comfortable… around Lance, and Lance stops paying attention to the gorgeous Altean ladies walking past because wow Pidge is hilarious, and wait wow is it hot in here wait am i blushing, and of course they don’t have feelings for the other, no, because the whole plan is that they DON’T get married, they DON’T want this, they DON’T.
Today I did a bit of writing on the beach (best desk ever). Was I writing more of either of the two ridic overdue series that have been wips for ages? Was I fuck. Was I writing something that possibly only one person else wants to read? Hell yeah. Well done, brain.
Notes: I started this fic when the picture below first was released and I was over come (pun intended) with rage lust I needed to get it out. I things I would do I tell ya. *wipes brow* and I’m applying for the film union here so this gives me extra rage lust.
I dont know how the casting in film works, so I made it all up.
RFA HEADCANONS: His favorite thing to do with you~
Headcanon: His favorite thing to do with you~
Jumin is a S U C K E R for cats. Everyone knows this. While he loves Elizabeth 3rd to death, he also loves to take you to an animal shelter every now an then. Of course, the first time you had went..he wasn’t very fond of the idea. He thought it would be disgusting..but, the excitement on your face had convinced him to go. After all, how could he say no to that face?
He ended up falling in love with every..and I mean EVERY cat there.
You had to practically drag him out of the shelter by the time you were done.
“(y/n). Just look at this one real fast! She’s beautiful..”
“Jumin, you’ve said that about every cat here, let’s go.”
Zen is extremely talented. He’s described to be the perfect man, after all. So, it’s no surprise that that boy can dance. Oh boy, can he dance.
Even if you aren’t good at it, he still loves to dance with you. If you’re struggling, he will pull you up on his feet, carefully moving the both of you around the room.
He just loves watching you tilt you head back as you laugh. There’s nothing like seeing your gorgeous smile as he dips you.
Of course, his lil dip will end up in the both of you practically making out~ but that’s a story for another day.
“Eek! Zen! Don’t drop me!!”
“Don’t worry, princess~ I’ve got you. You’re safest in my arms, anyways.”
Let’s be real here. You two are N E R D S.
You two love to play games together. He loves to see the concentration on your face when you get into a game. A lot of times, he will surprise you with a new game that he bought with his own money. And you bet your ass that you two will be battling to the death as you play it together.
“Ohhh, (Y/n). Looks like I’ll be beating you to- OH CRAP, NO! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!”
“Heh~ oh, my bad. Didn’t realize that was you~”
C O F F E E D A T E. Trust me, you can’t go wrong with a date. She loves to take you out on little coffee dates, followed by one of Zen’s musicals.
Just something about seeing you impatiently try to take a sip of your coffee, and then letting out that little “eek” of yours when you burn your tongue..was oddly cute to her.
“Careful, (Y/N). It’s hot, you kno-”
“EEK! OH DEAR GO- I mean. Uhm. Wow. That’s hot. Aha. Just like you~”
“What am I going to do with you, (Y/N).”
Usually ends with you two kissing. She loves to kiss you when you taste like coffee~
ALRIGHT, YOU TWO ARE NO DOUBT aNd I mEan nO dOubt..going to be pulling pranks on each other. 24/7, this lil red headed hacker is going to be pranking you when you least expect it. You even keep track of how many wins the each of you have. Sadly, You’re always a point or two behind him.
What can you say, he’s a master. But you know..Ohh, you know..you’ll be beating him one day. (Don’t take that wrong. OOPS I DID. I need to stop, lmao.)
And he LOVES his advantages. He loves how you lightly ball up your fists, as you playfully punch him when he gets you.
“HAHA, SORRY, (Y/N)!! I COULDNT HELP IT..! GAH! A B U S E! BOYFRIEND ABUSE, ALERT ALERT, I NEED LIFE ALERT!”
“I’LL GET YOU LUCIEL, AND YOUR LITTLE CHIPS TOO!” You usually say, grabbing his chips, and running to your bedroom, locking the door behind you.
“MY HONEY BUDDHA..! NO!!”
V loves to take photography. It’s one of his favorite things to do. His favorite thing to take pictures of..? Well. That would be you~
He loves to take you out to nice places, Even on your laziest days. Just to take pictures of you making cute little expressions..
It even motivated him go get his eye surgery. He knew he wanted to see you grow old with him. He had to.
Wearing sweats and one of his over sized shirts? Oh god, he still finds you to be the most beautiful woman.
Once, he’s even taken a picture of you brushing your teeth.
“What are you- V! I'MBRUSHINGMYTEETh! I HAVE LITERAL BED HEAD! STOPPP!”
“And somehow..you make even that breath taking~”
This boy. THISBOY. He is so awkward when it comes to relationships. But his favorite thing to do with you?
Literally anything. He just wants to know that you are there for him. He needs your support at all times.
But..if he had to pick a favorite..
Now, it doesn’t seem like him that he would be one for cuddles 24/7..however..
He feels secure when you’re in his arms. He loves to know that you’re with him, that you’re safe, and will not leave his side.
“Saeran, what are yo- oh. oH. Wow, you smell really good, aha.”
“I borrowed some of Saeyoung’s cologne. Just..relax. I want to hold you for a little while..”
HOPE YOU ENJOYED~ THIS WAS MY FIRST HEADCANON LIKE..EVER.
YOU CAN REQUEST ANOTHER ONE OF THESE, OR A ONE SHOT, OR ANYTHING. LITERALLY, I AM RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS. Pls request 😂😂🔫