wow all of these are great

don’t you f*cking hate it when you go to popeye’s and say “i’d like a three piece chicken tenders combo please” and they give you a three-piece chicken combo and you’re like wow great i just spent all this money on all this Bone Meat that i explicitly did not ask for

Best customer interaction:

I have a really chipper voice when I’m taking orders at the Golden Arches, and customers often comment on it. This is part of the reason I’m always stuck on the drive-thru. Today, however, took the cake. A couple of kids my age (college-age) came to the window. They were both in uniforms that told me that they intimately knew the hell of customer service, so I knew I could throw a not-strictly-recommended joke in without getting in trouble for it.

Customer: Wow, how’re you so peppy? It’s almost midnight.

Me: I know. I get to leave soon!

Customer: Oh, and here we thought you just loved your job.

Me: Don’t be rediculous.

They laughed, I laughed, my (super chill) manager laughed. All in all, a great interaction and one of the little things that keep me sane in this job.

SHINee after sex

Originally posted by shineetho

JONGHYUN: Jonghyun would be all about the ‘aftercare’ part of sex. A LOT of cuddling, sweet kisses and unnecessary questions about if he was good and if he did well because the noises you made showed he’s obviously a sex god. 

“Did that feel good jagi? I won’t be happy until you’re satisfied.” 

Originally posted by celes-tae

TAEMIN: Taemin wouldn’t be able to stop complimenting you and staring at you as he stroked your hair gently. He’d just be in complete awe at the woman he loves. 

“Wow baby, that was so amazing. You look so beautiful right now. Aren’t we so great together?” 

Originally posted by shinee-l

KEY: Key would be spent after going hard on you. He’d turn to you and notice the hickeys he’d left all over your body and smirk with pride. Seductively, he’d kiss you hard before saying:

“You look so hot with my bite marks all over you. I’m pretty tired but..I think I could go again.” 

Originally posted by herewegobebe

MINHO: Minho would run you a hot bubble bath for the two of you and as he’s not a man of words after an intense sex session, he’d massage you with the sponge, beam at you and tell you he loves you with the glow in his eyes. 

“Let’s get a bath baby. I have a feeling we’re going to ache in the morning.” 

Originally posted by leeoncw

ONEW: If the two of you had no plans the next day, he’d take you on to the balcony to sit under the night sky, let you sit on his godly thighs and drink tea/alcohol/whatever you wanted. He’d kiss you sweetly wherever he could reach and take that time to tell you how much he adores you. 

“You’re the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen. I hope it’s like this forever jagi.” 

Steven Universe S1E14 “Lars and the Cool Kids” - Afterthoughts

This episode was not as disappointing as i expected it to be, turns out even a Lars episode can be great.

We got introduced to some new characters, when i heard “cool kids” i immediately thought of those snobbish jerks who try to be better than everyone, and thought to myself “fuck this is going to be awful”, but wow, these guys are the absolute opposite of the “cool kids” i imagined, these people are all so unique and i love them so much.

The little anger outburst Steven had in the end was good, but i think his issues should be touched on more deeply, for a longer period of time, because that lasted mere seconds. Angry Steven scared me, but i’m glad Steven realized the situation and talked back to Lars.

It’s 3 AM and i’m going to answer asks tomorrow, i rate this episode a 7/10, see you next time.

  • Dan Howell: Wow guys all you ever want to see is Phil and I hanging out, jeeze
  • Us: That's not true, we enjoy your solo videos
  • Dan, shaking his head: Haha I can't believe you guys, oh well here's our joint gaming channel
  • Us: This is really cool tha-
  • Dan: FINE, I guess we'll have to go on a tour seeming as you INSIST on us doing everything together
  • Us: ...
  • Dan: WOW we really have no other friends, jeeze guys it would be GREAT if you let me hang out with other people, nevermind I guess I'll just HAVE to make another video with Phil

Okay, I have now read the first new volumes of Archie and Jughead! They were both good, updated while still feeling familiar. I was particularly fond of Jughead’s, which had constant bizarre interludes where Jughead fantasized about being a superhero or whatever. Still the most relatable.

God, it’s a shame about the Betty and Veronica title. Archie has been making such good decisions with their comics all around and they go and get Adam Hughes to write and draw the thing? His arts not generally GROSS but it’s just…not suited for drawing teenagers really, not in the way Fiona Staples on the main Archie title right now is. He does pin-up adult women. And I hear the writing’s not great either.

Like Archie’s making all these good decisions and they never thought “wow maybe we should get a WOMAN to write and draw our flagship female characters not a dude with little writing experience who’s best known for his cheesecake art.”

why is it always like this. 

I checked and there are like, only 2 issues out and it started in July of last year so looks like there’s MEGA DELAYS too. GREAT DECISION ALL AROUND GUYS. 

Edit: I was curious so I looked it up and looks like he’s leaving after issue 3. NOW’S YOUR CHANCE TO REDEEM YOURSELF AND HIRE A WOMAN. WHO IS ABLE TO DELIVER THE STORY ON TIME.

simplyme8308  asked:

It's 4:11 am and I just finished binge reading Chamber of Secrets...I am in Awe at your abilities doll! Whenever your writer's block eases, I am looking forward to the next chapter!!!! I'm turning notifications on so I won't miss it since tagging is closed.

Wow this is such a great message to receive! Thank you so, so much for saying that, I’m incredibly flattered and so over the moon (literally I’m like grinning like an idiot right now). 

So sorry that the tag list is closed, it takes me forever now to tag everyone and that’s not counting the times when tumblr fucks it all up, but again, thank you so much, you’re a doll!

anonymous asked:

please please please start posting again u guys are great all i can do now is read your older posts over and over again please start posting i misss youu

Wow I didn’t know. I’m really sorry. I’ll be honest this is admin thomas and I haven’t actually made new “content” for a solid month (its been Joey for a while now) and I’m sorry it’s coming off as us being inactive. I’ll try my best and Joey will keep doing her best for you! I’m so sorry. Spring break’s coming up for me and hopefully I’ll have more time to make posts for you. (College prep and stuff is killing me)

Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.