wow a fan actually asked that question

Q&A with Simon D
  • Simon and you have been together for nearly 5 years and Simon has decided to do a short Q&A video with you. Simon has already tweeted out to his fans about the questions.
  • Simon: Hey everyone. Today [Y/N] and I will be answering questions from our fans.
  • You: What's the first question?
  • Simon: Someone's excited for this.
  • You: I only agreed to this because you promise you will let me choose what we eat tonight.
  • Simon: Shh I don't want our fans to know I bribed you into this. Ok, first question is where did you two go on your first date? Do you remember, babe?
  • You: Of course. But you always telling this story so you do it.
  • Simon: I asked her to dinner at my favourite restaurant, but after dinner I found out she doesn't like the place. [Y/N] asked me what I had plan next, I told her I was planning to go to the movies. She disagreed and we went to a bowling place after.
  • You: Dinner and a movie is boring babe. Sorry. But you had fun at the bowling place right?
  • Simon: Yeah it was fun. Here, read the next question.
  • You: What are your thoughts the first time meeting each other?
  • Simon: We actually met a club. It was an after party for some show. I was sitting in the VIP section and I saw her dancing from across the room. I thought wow that girl CANNOT dance.
  • You: Hey!
  • Simon: I'm just joking. But yeah, my first thought was wow she is so sexy so I got up and asked for her name.
  • You: Yeah, I remember seeing this guy who's wearing a grey GUCCI sweatshirt walking up to me and I thought, who in their right mind wears a sweatshirt to a club. Like it's so hot and stuffy in there. Then my second thought was he probably smells because I could see his sweat.
  • Simon: And do I smell?
  • You: Sometimes.
  • Simon: So [Y/N] what is the most romantic thing that I have done?
  • You: Hmm, for our one year anniversary we celebrated it at home. I had a long day at work and I told him I was fine with some take-out but this guy here surprised me. He made dinner, put rose petals on the bed and candles were everywhere.
  • Simon: I have many romantic things and you choose that one?
  • You: Yeah but I think that's the most romantic. Next question.
  • Simon: What are each other’s worst or annoying habits? [Y/N]'s most annoying habit is buying so many clothes and not wearing them. Some clothes in her closet still has tags on them. And when we go out she says she doesn't have anything to wear so I tell her to wear the clothes she bought a month ago. And when we are ready to go out, I would think she's wearing the new clothes but she wears her old clothes. Her clothes are taking up my side of the closet.
  • You: Whatever. You should buy another closet for yourself then. And don't forget you sometimes kick the blanket off the bed when we're sleeping. I'm always getting up and picking the blanket up. Learn how to keep the blanket ON the bed and I'll try to stop buying so much clothes.
  • Simon: Okay okay, I'll try. So the next question is what is your ideal date night?
  • You: I don't think we do a lot of date nights, right babe?
  • Simon: No, we don't. We prefer having lunch together.
  • You: Yeah, lunches, breakfast or brunches. We prefer spending the day together. But also, Simon sleeps super early. He gets into bed around 8:30pm. What old men do.
  • Simon: Hey! I'm not old.
  • You: Whatever you want to believe. Hmm the next question from this fan is a little out of the blue.
  • Simon: What is it?
  • You: Are there any weird fantasies/kinks that you have or into?
  • Simon: Weird fantasies or kinks? We don't have weird kinks.
  • You: Omg Simon. You just implied we have weird fantasies. I don't want to answer this one. I'm going to get a drink.
  • Simon: No, no sit down. You're staying right here babe.
  • You: I'm just going to cover my face then.
  • Simon: I won't go into too much detail or give our fans too much information. Actually I'll just say it in three words. Ready? Ok, toys and accessories.
  • You: Omg you did not just say accessories. What is that suppose to mean?
  • Simon: I told you, I'm not saying anything more. And baby, you should know what the accessories are..
  • You: Let's move on.
  • Simon: Okay last question, do you two have any funny, embarrassing sex stories? Wow our fans are something hey?
  • You: Haha yeah. I know one embarrassing story. Can I tell it?
  • Simon: Are you talking about the one with the phone call?
  • You: YES! Ok so we were at home and in the middle of 'it' , well actually we were both 'nearly there', when Simon's phone rings. The phone was on the bedside table and I asked Simon if he needed to get that. He shook his head and all that came out of his mouth was "Jay, Jay, Jay". Now imagine, you and your partner having the time of your life, you know, and your partner decides to call out his work mate's name when you're about close. It was so weird, yet extremely funny. Oh and if you didn't guess, the person who called him was Jay.
  • Simon: Please stop talking now and I'm surprised you could actually ask me a question when you're in the zone babe. Kudos.
  • You: I didn't say the exact words. I muttered, gosh. Anyway can I tell them what I told Jay the next day.
  • Simon: Aww, do you have too?
  • You: Yes. The fans deserves the whole story. So the next day, we saw Jay at the office and I blurted out what happened. I said to Jay, "my boyfriend busted a nut to you".
  • Simon: Okay okay. No more discussing this story and let's end this Q&A. You've gone too far babe.
  • You: Fine. And we're having ramen and dumplings tonight.
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*Imagine surprising Jensen by proposing to him during a panel along with Jared’s help.*

I took a different approach to this and I hope it’s okay!!! Requested by @deansbaby67supernatural

The fan nervously walked over to the microphone to ask the next question. You gave her a heart warming smile, hoping to at least calm her nerves some. 

“Hi sweetie. What’s up?”

“Uhm wow…Okay hi, my question is actually for Jensen.” She sort of muttered into the microphone but you heard her and clearly so did Jensen because he fist pumped the air.

“Yes! Hah…okay sorry…continue.” He gave her this adorable smile and his full attention by turning her direction from the chair he was sitting atop of.

“How did you feel when Y/N proposed to you a couple months back? Did she beat you to it?”

Jensen nodded his head, “Good questions…um you could say I was definitely taken back. I was so not prepared for that to be the way I get engaged but ya know, new times and all that.” Jensen’s ear were starting to turn pink. Because you were the one sitting next to him you were the one to notice. It made you smile knowing that anytime he was asked about you this was how he acted. Shy and adorable. 

“She did beat me to it, I was really thinking about going and buying her a ring. I asked Jared for help numerous times but obviously he was working with Y/N so he was trying to convince me to hold off a little longer. Kinda like he didn’t want me rushing things and I believed that bastard.” Jensen turned and smiled towards Jared who gave this smirk like he thought he was awesome. 

“Did you cry?!” A fan from out in the audience screamed.

“Did I cry? No. Yeah I got emotional because I’m finally getting to marry the girl of my dreams but she was the one who cried.” Jensen chuckled a little reaching out to take your hand. 

The fans voice by the microphone filled the room again, “We were told that backstage you were a crying mess because you were happy.”

Jared clapped his hands and leaned forward laughing at Jensen’s face, “Who told you this?”

“Misha!” The whole crowd screamed out.

Jensen held his hand out and turned to both you and Jared with a confused face, “Misha wasn’t even there. Listen, you people know not to believe everything that jackass says about me. She cried,” Jensen pointed you direction then at himself, “I didn’t.”

You were laughing so hard tears were coming to your eyes. You slapped Jared on the shoulder to get his attention, deciding to mess with Jensen some more, “It’s okay babe. There’s no need to hide how truly emotional you can get sometimes. You’re among family.” Jared was now holding onto your shoulder trying to keep his balance from laughing at Jensen’s new expression. 

“Wha–you’re siding with Misha?! You’re gonna get it, just you wait!”

The fans erupted in a fit of screams and when you heard a new voice behind you you immediately knew who it was. Causing you to burst into a new fit of laughter. 

“Did somebody say my name?”  

“You are the Light of My Life” - Bucky Barnes x (f)Reader

Word Count: 1983

Request:  Can I get a happy fluffy one for Bucky please? I think he deserves a happy ending. Maybe even one with angst because he/the reader thinks they’re cheating when they aren’t and it’s all cute/fluffy in the end? Thanks

Warnings: fluff, flirtation (lol), insecure reader, slight angst(?), HAPPY ENDING

Author’s Note: I struggle with writing for Bucky, even though I love him and seb very… very much. So, if y’all have any tips or something you think I can improve on, please let me know! Also, let me know if you like it! Feedback is appreciated :)

(also… no one should be able to be that good looking… wtf)


“Hi! Give me one sec and I’ll take your order,” you said while looking over your shoulder to greet a customer. Being stuck on dish duty and managing the cash register was not easy, and you definitely expected to get a raise after this. Today was a busy day at Starbucks, and most of your coworkers decided to go out and party, which left you and your best friend to do all of the work. Finishing up with the dishes, you quickly wiped your hands on your apron and pushed back the strands of hair that were dangling in front of your face. “Alright, what can I get started for ya-”

“I’ll take a venti water and a date to Tony Stark’s lavish party this weekend,” the man ordered, watching as you grabbed a plastic cup. You pressed the tip of the black sharpie on the cup, but stopped, realizing what the man had said at the end of his sentence. Your eyes flickered up to the man; you had been so distracted that you didn’t realize your boyfriend, James Buchanan Barnes, had been standing in front of you with a huge grin on his face.  "Hey, doll.“

You smiled, “Hey, there handsome. What are you doing here?”

“Searching for a date to Tony’s party that I happened to get invited to.”

“Wow,” you acted shocked, placing your hands on the side of your face, “that’s weird.”

“Tell me about it,” Bucky chuckled. “Anyways, I thought I should bring this really gorgeous girl that I’ve been dating for the past few weeks,” Bucky said, walking with you on the other side of the counter as you started to fill his cup up with some ice.

“Oh, yeah?” You cocked an eyebrow, filling the cup with water.

“Yeah.” Bucky puckered his lips, slowly licking them before giving a small smirk.

“And what makes you think she’ll say yes?” you challenged, sliding the cup across the counter.

“I can be pretty convincing,” Bucky winked, taking a sip of his water. You were about to respond with a witty remark but were brought back to reality by the sound of an angry customer.

“Hey, young lady! You finished flirtin’ over there?” an older man yelled, waving his hands to get your attention.

You gave an apologetic look and told the customer you’d be right over. “Look,” you turned back to Bucky, “I gotta get workin’ or else I might not earn that raise I’m planning on getting.”

Bucky smiled, “Will you come to the party?”

You rolled your eyes and sighed, “What day?”

“Saturday.”

“Alright, it’s a date.”


Saturday night came rolling along, and Bucky picked you up around seven pm. He wore a suit that was all black, which coincidentally went with your matte black strapless dress. You were excited, you had never been to a fancy party, let alone a party hosted by the World’s Mightiest Heroes.  Bucky slid his hand around your waist and the two of you made your way to the glorious party that awaited.

The tower was absolutely remarkable, like no building you had ever seen. As soon as you stepped out of the elevator, you were stunned by the guests that were socializing in front of you. Rich people and journalists covered the area, with the occasional photographer snapping a photo of everyone. The Avengers were scattered in the living room: Falcon and Captain America–aka Sam Wilson and Steve Rogers– were over by the bar making small talk with two pretty girls. Hawkeye, Black Widow, Scarlet Witch, and Vision –aka Clint Barton, Natasha Romanoff, Wanda Maximoff and Jarvis– were sitting on the couches, laughing and having the time of their lives. Iron Man and War Machine– aka Tony Stark and James “Rhodey” Rhodes– were conversing with the other party guests.

“Wow, this place is beautiful,” you marveled.

Bucky turned his head, “Not nearly as beautiful as how you look tonight.”

You grinned, meeting his eyes. “Just tonight?”

“Don’t challenge me, doll. You won’t win this,” Bucky cocked his head, playfully wiggling his eyebrows. You laughed and took his hand, dragging him towards the dance floor. You wrapped your arms around his neck and he rested his hands on your hips, swaying to the beat of the music. Not long after, Captain America and a few of the other Avengers made their way over to introduce themselves to you.

“So, you are the mysterious (Y/n) Bucky has been talking about,” Hawkeye started, crossing his arms.

“To be completely honest, I didn’t think you were real because Ol’ Metal Arm couldn’t handle such an amazing girl like you,” Sam flattered, giving a wink which made you blush. Bucky noticed your cheeks turn a bright pink, and his grip on your waist tightened. You looked at his rough features and giggled because Bucky freakin’ Barnes was jealous.

“Give him a break, Sam,” Steve defended, “It’s lovely to meet you (Y/n).”

“Nice to meet you, too. Nice to meet all of you, actually. I’m a big-huge fan, just like… wow you guys are amazing,” you stuttered, moving your hands as you spoke. Everyone laughed and kept the conversation going by asking you personal questions, such as your age, where you were from, why you came to New York and what you did for a living.

“Starbucks barista, eh?” Maria Hill asked, walking over to join in the conversation.

You shrugged, “Yep. I know it’s not as great as being a secret agent, but hey, it pays the bills.”

“So, hypothetically,” Hawkeye began, “if you and Barnes were to- oh I don’t know… get married, would we all get family discounts?”

Bucky sighed, covering his face while you laughed nervously. Sam nudged Clint’s shoulder, “Really, Birdman?”

“Hey! Coffee is very essential to my life, and that shits expensive!” Clint argued. “You should know, fellow Birdman.”

Sam rolled his eyes and walked away, and Clint held out his arms, chasing after him. The rest of the group apologized and went back to enjoying the party.

“It truly was lovely to meet you, (Y/n)- hey watch your language!” Steve yelled at Tony, who had apparently made a “very inappropriate” joke to Rhodey. He walked over to the two immature men and began to lecture them on how they should not swear in front of such a large crowd of important people.

Bucky exhaled, “I’m so sorry about my… friends.”

“Bucky, what do you have to be sorry about? They seem like a handful, but a really entertaining group of people,” you laughed.

“I think ‘handful’ is an understatement. I could really use a drink,” Bucky confessed, his eyes glancing over to the bar. “You want somethin’, doll?”

“Sure,” you said, giving him a quick peck on the lips.

“What would you like?”

“Hmmm, surprise me,” you flirted, giving him a slight push towards the bar. He chuckled and made his way over, gesturing to the bartender for two drinks. You laughed once more, then proceeded to sit down on one of the couches and people watch. Every now and then, one woman would throw her head back, laughing at something Tony would say (which was most likely a statement about how amazing he was). Sam stuck with Steve, being a wingman and trying to get the “old man some action”. Most of the conversations you watched entertained you, but then you started to feel lonely and wonder where Bucky went. He had been gone for a while, you thought, glancing over to the bar. Bucky was standing at the bar, with your drinks, but with another woman. It looked like he commented on her beautiful red dress, and she giggled, twirling her long brunette hair and getting closer to him. Her hands ran up and down his arms, giving them a tight squeeze before smiling.

And that’s when you walked away. You couldn’t take it anymore, you didn’t belong here. You knew you didn’t belong here from the moment you saw the Avengers. You weren’t like them, you were just a normal girl that wouldn’t stand in a fight for longer than 3 seconds. Tears started to roll down your cheek, but you quickly wiped them away and briskly walked to the elevator, making your way out of the tower. Maybe you always knew that you wouldn’t belong, from the moment you first found out who Bucky really was. You stumbled outside, wrapping your arms around yourself to keep warm in the cold weather. The street was so quiet, almost as if everyone, including the magical taxi cab you were waiting for, was on vacation. A lampost started to flicker, giving the area a creepy, deserted vibe. The light bulb clearly needed to be changed, it was starting to feel you were taking part in a scary movie. Staring past the stoplights, you waited and waited for some yellow and black striped car to drive by. But of course, the one night you just wanted to go home, there were none. The weight of your body transferred onto the balls of your toes as you leaned over the edge of the curb, making extra sure that you wouldn’t miss anything. But, alas, your thoughts were interrupted by the person you were trying to leave.

“(Y/n), where are you going?” Bucky yelled, running towards you. His tone sounded sincere, his face filled with confusion.

“I’m going home,” you stated, refusing to look into his hurt, beautiful blue eyes.

“What? Why? Did I do something?” He questioned, his hand reaching towards yours, but you moved and wrapped your arms around yourself.

“I… I-I just don’t belong here, James.”

“What are you talking about, (Y/n)? Is this about something the group did? Because they all love you and they probably didn’t mean it-”

“No,” you interrupted, your voice shaking, “No it’s not them. I just don’t belong here. I mean, you guys are the Avengers, the world’s mightiest heroes. You guys fight bad guys and save the world, and I’m just… well, me. You deserve so much better than a Starbucks barista, Bucky. Maybe you should just go back to that girl you were flirting with at the bar.” You bit your lip and shrugged, a tear once again crawling down your cheek.

“(Y/n), stop. That girl was a medic who patched me up after I got shot on my arm on a mission,” Bucky explained, taking off his suit jacket and rolling up his sleeve. Low and behold, there was a patched up bullet wound right underneath his shoulder.

“Wow,” you said, your fingertips lightly trailing over the wound, “that must’ve hurt like a bitch.” The two of you laughed, and you looked down at the floor in embarrassment.

“Doll, we’ve known each other for a few months, correct?” You nodded. “And the past few weeks have been amazing. I have feelings for you, (Y/n). Even from such a short amount of time, you have grown on me in a way that no one else has. You are the light of my life, and I can’t let you go because you keep me sane. You make me smile and feel things I’ve never felt for anyone before. So, don’t overthink things, alright? You have nothing to worry about, doll,” Bucky chuckled, caressing the side of your cheek with his thumb. You smiled and leaned in for a kiss.

“Why don’t we go back to your place?” Bucky offered. “Maybe we can,” He smirked, eyebrows dancing. He expected you knew what that meant, and you did.

“Watch a horrible chick flick and laugh about how completely unrealistic it is while eating Chinese takeout?”

“Took the words right out of my mouth,” Bucky smiled, pressing one last kiss on your lips before wrapping his arm around your shoulders, walking with you towards your place.

“I am so glad I met you.”


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anonymous asked:

The Larrie that facetimed w Harry said she asked about Larry and he said it's not real and she asked about Leeds 2011 and he didn't remember what that was

Wow yeah because when someone directly asks him about his closeted relationship he’s absolutely going to tell the truth and just come out to a random fan. 🙄

I really fucking hope the fan is lying or exaggerating, because it’s really shitty and terrible to put him on the spot like that. And regardless, even if she’s lying and she didn’t actually ask, it’s still gross she tweeted that.

That’s just… Ugh. It’s invasive and nasty and inappropriate. He took the time out of his day to do something nice; the bare minimum she could do is respect him and ask him appropriate questions.

😕😕😕

sugardaddylogan  asked:

that anon and me had similar asks, i am now questioning reality. no but thorin is totally the type of person who would strategically place fans so that his hair blows majestically in the wind at all times. or he makes fili & kili wave fans. also bofur said furnace with wings to try to impress bilbo, like look how courageous i am, going on this quest. im not even related to thorin! so it's not loyalty guiding me, it's purely bravery

hahaha omg yeah that was weird!

Oh wow Thorin is dorky enough to actually make sure there are strategically placed fans like “Fili, Kili, you stand in front of me so when Bilbo walks in from over there the breeze is just right.”

“Mahal uncle, really??  Why??  What if Bilbo doesn’t come in for a while, then what??”

“Google Middle Earth, always taking pics.”

ahhh I see that now, “Look Bilbo I’m so brave, I’m so brave I can joke about the existence of a dragon in our mountain home, I’m so chill, wanna bang later?”