wouldn't mind having that in a game

local girl wants hug from fictional alien that hasn’t even been born yet
Types of Overwatch Players
  • The Semi Casual: You're an average gamer whose here to have fun but still wouldn't mind wining. Maybe you just want a new loot box, maybe you've been invited to a friend's rad new custom game-whatever the reason, you have time off from work or school and need to unwind. If you need to play healer, you'll play healer. Your team could use a second tank? You can play Widowmaker the next game right? You're comfortable with almost all game modes but will dive into Competitive if you're feeling confident. Your POTG is a welcome surprise and something you likely worked to earn through teamwork.(Possible Mains: Lucio, Orisa, Zarya)
  • The Glory Hound: You have one objective and it's definitely not the one you're supposed to be defending. You want your Play Of the Game and anyone who steals your kills is getting cussed out in the group chat. You could care less about team composition, you have your main and anyone who tells you to switch is just jealous of your awesome skills. Similar to The Single Player, teamwork is not your priority as everyone is just a pawn to your inevitable success. Your team winning is cool and all, but what you really want is for YOU to be the winner. You are a monster in Competitive but in the worst possible ways. (Possible Mains: Bastion, Hanzo)
  • The Sore Loser: You define unreliable. You may as well change your last name to Left The Game, because that's what you're always fucking doing. If a team isn't upholding to your standards, you'll ditch before you even see the inside of your spawn room. If any of your teammates are any less than three stars, they don't deserve the right to brush screen names with you. And if you choose to stay with a team the whole way, you BETTER be winning or else you're out. Despite your incredibly selective choice of teammates, your friend list is completely empty and you scoff at anyone who dares send you one.(Possible Mains: Symmetra, Hanzo)
  • The Party Goer: You're here to have fun. "It's just a game" has been hardwired into your code as you don't do jack shit for your team, you're more concerned about showing off your new emote in the heat of battle. You're a talkative fella with a whole wheel of the most grating voice lines your character currently has. Who cares if you win? At least you'll be in a hilarious pose in all of the kills cams. Your teammates may admire your casual nature, though you're so casual that you've become an inconvenience. Yeah, you'll get eliminations every once in awhile but it's only because no one laugh emoted back at you yet and you have ten seconds left to move this truck (Possible Mains: Junkrat, D.Va, Winston)
  • The Grudge Holder: You are out for blood, my friend, and it's rooted in a deep, personal hatred from a certain someone on the enemy team. Your worst enemy is the kill cam because it has the audacity to catch an image of you dying and forever cementing your target throughout the rest of the game. Fuck your team, you want to get even with that one Pharah who blew you up from across the map. And that McCree who had the nerve to shoot a Deadye in your direction? He's screwed once you get out of spawn. Your teammates have been spanning Group Up for five minutes straight but you're still waiting for that bullshit Symmetra to show back up so you can kill her again and teabag the corpse. (Possible Mains: Widowmaker, Roadhog, Mei)
  • The Single Player: You are a lone wolf through and through, here to carry your team with a twenty player kill streak with a single use of your Ultimate. You're the guy who rushes into enemy lines without a plan, relying on your own bravado to keep you alive before you're spamming for heals half way across the map. You're likely oblivious to what you're supposed to be defending...Or are you attacking this time? Nah, doesn't matter! You got your main before anyone else did so you get to show off your rad skills. God help anyone playing healer. (Possible Mains: Genji, Soldier 76, Reaper)

i think it’s time for people who prefer drake or hana to get the option to tell liam about it, and it’s not because i don’t like him and i’m tired of the forced scenes with him (but that too tbh xD) but mainly because i don’t want the ending of book 2 like: 
liam: we can finally be together, my queen!!
mc: about that… i forgot to mention i realized i don’t love you, and actually i’m in love with your best friend!! 
liam: oh… cool :’D 

it’s really not fair and i feel like the worst person every time he invites mc to those secret dates and she’s like “i’ll think about it” but she NEVER GOES BC SHE’S HAVING FUN WITH DRAKE akfkahghg h e l p 


Underchaser’s secret santa event is currently happening on Underchaser’s discord!
Feel free to join, link for the discord is on the main UC page i’ll also reblog the link here in a second!
I’ll clear it up how it works here 

Welcome to the underchaser secret santa! You can sign up on the underchaser discord server to be randomly assigned to someone to receive a Christmas present, you will also be be assigned to someone to create a present for them!

 ** How to write your wishlist**
Dear secret santa, I would like my character *X* to be drawn, I also wouldn't mind  instead receiving *Y* game on steam, here's my references and steam username. Bellow I leave the references for my character. --links--
 The deadline to join is November 30th 0+gmt,  I will be messaging the active participants with the things they need to do their part, then have the present ready by the 24th of December if you can so it’s a true Christmas present!
Other rules 
>Make sure to ask for art! Games and other things are extras that many can’t provide normally.
>You can be both participant and volunteer
 >You are signing to give back 1 present and receive 1 present
>Failing to do your part on this event will ban you from the next few events on the server
> You may also sign in as a volunteer  and if anyone doesn’t receive a present by the 25th they can message me and i will match you with them. Volunteers will not receive anything but instead will give to someone that got nothing.

Hope ya join!

  • Lasercorn: Once when I was a kid, I told my mother it was a teachers' work day so I wouldn't have to go to school.
  • Lasercorn: But my mother's not an idiot, so of course it didn't work, but when we got to the school, we found it WAS a teachers' work day and that made me think I had superpowers.
  • Lasercorn: So I started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory.
  • Mari: You thought you had superpowers, so you immediately attempted to murder everyone.
  • Lasercorn: Go big or go home.
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Sneak peak at ‘Bullet With Butterfly Wings”

Lucifer x Reader smut (preview is clean)

Originally posted by weallneedcastiel

“The little mouse emerges once the bird of prey has gone, only to find that serpent still beside her” the faceless voice said mockingly, leaning forward to the bars so you could see the silhouette of his face.

You eyed him, trying to make out any of his features, though little was discernible.

“If you knew I was here, why didn’t you tell Crowley?” you asked, taking a small step towards him as you glanced back at the door.

“Now, why would I want to do that?” he replied, infuriatingly answering your question with another question. Though you couldn’t see his face, you got the impression that he was mocking you as you could almost hear the grin in his words.

Feeling aggravated, your snark slipped into your words before you could reign it in, “Boy, you must have done something really bad to earn a personal cage in Hell.” You cocked your head, fixing him with a glare as you kept your distance, while still trying to make out his figure. Something shimmered and danced behind him, presumably a spell of some kind. This guy was clearly bad news but your feet still slipped closer toward him.

“Watch your tone” he bit back. Even behind bars the threat in his voice was heavy and the words shook you.

The air around him seemed cluttered, it wasn’t a spell or like anything you’d seen before, it was more like a translucent mass hung around him. Your brows furrowed as you got closer still, trying to squint your eyes and tilt your head, thinking maybe you would see what it was from a different angle. The chain around his neck jangled as he shifted and you froze in place. You were still at least ten feet from the cage, leery about getting any closer. You had no idea who or what you were dealing with, and you were no hunter. Typically you stuck to research while leaving the dirty work to the Winchesters.

“You mentioned Sam and Dean,” you recalled, having thought of the boys reminding you to his comment. The dim lighting was beginning to frustrate you as you paced back and forth like a caged tiger, growing desperate to figure out what was around him. Your curiosity had always been your weakness, which was perhaps how you ended up in Hell in the first place.

“What a flaw in design that you apes are such curious little things. Needing answers to questions that have no real relevance…” he trailed off, watching you as you studied him. There was a deep seeded anger buried in his voice and you couldn’t help but wonder who wronged him so severely to have caused it.

“Would you hurt me if I came closer?” you posed, stopping your pacing to turn and face him, noting that the space between had dwindled to less than 3 feet, though you didn’t recall consciously doing so.

“Would you trust my answer if I gave you one?” he replied, tilting his head like he spoke to a child, and though he was still seated, leaning towards the bars of his cage, you still felt small before him.

Rolling his question over in your mind, you felt yourself drawn to trust him, though you had no logical reason to. Regardless, you were skeptical, and trust was a foolish game to play.

“Not if you told me you wouldn't” you replied, almost embarrassed by your answer. The feeling in your gut compelled you to speak the truth, though your brain pleaded with you to not be so rash.

“If I were able, you would have been dead long before you even realized I was here” he said coolly, though you got the impression he was more trying to scare you than being truthful.

“But you’re not able” you reckoned, not so much as a question as a statement of fact, looking at him a little more closely and seeing just how bound he was in the tiny cage.

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And, well, here they are. Not every, but most Mizars. Seventeen of them, in fact. In one picture. Drawn on my iPhone. Over the course of a few days.

I have had so much fun, you guys.

It’s really been interesting just how distinct they all are. How easy it is to recognize at least those of them that have a canon physical desription. Not that I didn’t spend time making sure even those who lacked one or had just a partial one looked different from the others. They all have unique skin tones, and I had so much fun with the hair. Never drawn braids this well before.

You can make a game of this, though. See how many Mizars you can name without cheating.

If you don’t feel like doing that, I’ll leave a cheat sheet under the cut. ;)

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anonymous asked:

ok but sidgeno sex tape leaks but neither are famous, like sid's a schoolteacher and g owns a dog shelter and suddenly they're like..... pornstars. by accident. but it's real true love, and they get offers and sid is like "we could pay off our student loans" and g is like "and the shelter would be set, we wouldn't have to charge as much to adopt!" and they make a few videos and are v popular and it's a lot of fluff the end

im in love with this?? this can flow like a rom com movie trailer like so:

(open with music in classroom, overworked Sidney with a pile of tests to grade. Two high schoolers crash into his empty classroom, making out heavily.)

“Do you mind?” the guy says boredly, hands still under his girlfriend’s shirt.

Sidney splutters out, “This is my classroom–”

(Scene cut to Sidney lying on his side on his bed, with his husband Geno watching Game of Thrones on his laptop)

“Am I boring? What happened to me? Or are teenagers hornier than usual?” Sidney asks, sliding his glasses back up his nose. “Tell me honestly, am I boring? Do you still find me attractive?”

“I’m find attractive,” Geno says, still staring at the screen, where a guy is very obviously moaning and thrusting offscreen into a woman. “Sid hot.”

(Scene cut to Sidney sitting up)

“We should make a sex tape,” Sidney says. 

“Sex tape,” Geno repeats. 

“Spice things up.”

“Sidney, the last time we try even new position, you sprain your butt and you can’t sit for whole week.”

“Okay, I didn’t even know butts could do that!” 

(Scene cut to Geno’s shitty camera, Geno and Sidney looking at each other, then to the computer screen–file is somehow leaked, Geno’s computer is hacked, who knows, and video ends up on Pornhub. Scene cut to Ovi on the phone, lounging by his pool–)

“Hey, so I was watching porn the other day,” he starts. “Because Nicky is in Sweden and we had to reschedule Skype sex again. And nothing was good on TV.”

“I’m going to hang up,” Geno warns. “Also, you have to schedule in sex? Ha, lame…wait, I do that–” 

“Explain to me why I saw you plowing your husband’s lily white ass on Pornhub? Also, nice dick, by the way. Did you get bigger?”


(Scene cut to Sidney and Geno on the computer, panicked as they look at Pornhub and realize that their video has gotten over four million views at this point.)

“Oh, jesus,” Sidney says, as on-screen Sidney moans, ‘Right there, baby, right there!’

“At least our face not show,” Geno says, then squints at a comment that says, ‘Bottom is painfully adorable. His ass is HUGE. Would love to fuck him and make him beg for my 13 inch cock–”

“He can’t possibly have a 13 inch cock,” Sidney says.

“What comments say about me?” Geno asks, then reads the next comment, ‘Guy with ass is SMOKING HOT. the other guy was okay.”

He shoves Sidney off the seat and begins to type a scathing response, to Sidney’s dismay. “Okay, what the f–”

(Scene cut to Sidney’s email that he used to sign up with Pornhub, talking about sponsors and commissions and people interested to pay them big money for more amateur films. Sidney gives Geno a look.)

"We can pay off my student loans,” Sidney says slowly.

“Shelter can use more money,” Geno considers. “Make dogs less expensive to adopt.”

“We have to wear masks though,” Sidney adds. 

“I have ski mask.”

“I have a Thanksgiving turkey mask from when I used to teach 2nd grade,” Sidney says.

They share a long look. 

“I’m down,” Sidney says, at the same time Geno goes, “No way. You crazy?”

They’re silent for another minute.

“Oh, I thought you were going to–” Sidney says, then, “You know what? Never mind.”

(Scene continues, shenanigans ensue)

anonymous asked:

Could you do the demon bros finding out they have a teenage half human daughter?


Originally posted by gurenchinose

  • Would be Hella confused since he’s 16
  • The youngest his daughter could be is 13
  • And I doubt he had netlfix & chill at 4 years old
  • Unless Shiro really was the coolest or worst dad ever
  • Let’s imagine he’s older then…
  • He would be shocked mostly
  • Also mad that the girl never told him she was pregnant with his child
  • He wished he was involved in his daughters life more growing up
  • It makes him so sad to think he wasn’t there
  • He wastes no time in getting to know her
  • He wants to hear about every part of her life
  • His daughter will quickly become the main aspect of his life and he’ll protect her at all costs


Originally posted by nicorobin

  • He’ll not react very much
  • He will be surprised 
  • And might even be angry the girl didn’t tell him
  • He would of liked to of known his daughter was safe all these years
  • Isn’t too bothered about having a relationship with her
  • But would like her to be safe, protected and well looked after
  • Would probably request to meet her to see how she is
  • If she was bratty or angry at him for not being there, he may consider killing her
  • He doesn't really have a close bond to her so he wouldn't regret killing her
  • He could always have more children if he actually wanted any
  • If she’s not bitchy he may give her some candy and ask her a bunch of questions
  • He’s more curious then anything 


Originally posted by lilkisara

  • He would be angry he didn’t know
  • Also shocked because he feels like he should of known
  • Because he knows everything 
  • He’d want to meet her immediately 
  • He would love seeing himself in her 
  • He’d make sure she had the very best from now on
  • Insist she spend some time with her father and have a servant prepare her room in his mansion 
  • He would buy her anything she wanted
  • Would take her on trips to Mepphyland and such in an attempt to get to know her
  • He would probably enrol her in true cross academy
  • Figure out a way to sneak her into his final plans 
  • Would think she would make an excellent new game piece 
  • He would also want to harm to come to his daughter unless he has planned it 


Originally posted by really-hot-dad

  • He’d be in disbelief at first
  • May not believe it
  • Once it’s proven he wouldn't be too thrilled
  • He didn’t plan on children
  • But he doesn't mind 
  • He would protect her
  • Make sure she had power and influence 
  • Would just give her a comfortable life 
  • Wouldn’t really care what she got up too
  • If anyone would mess with her and she couldn’t take care of it herself
  • He would do it for her
  • Wouldn’t let anyone touch his little girl
  • Despite being Satan’s lapdog he always tried to make time for her 
  • But she knows not to bother him unless needed


  • He’ll be interested in meeting this daughter
  • It means another powerful being for the Illuminati 
  • He would be curious about her upbringing 
  • And about her half human side
  • He would want to test if she had materials to be a suitable vessel
  • Would want his daughter on the same path as him
  • If she wasn’t already willing he would convince her
  • He may ask for her help in creating elixirs or help stabilising his body
  • He would assume his daughter is able to take care of herself
  • But would make sure she’s protected 
  • Would assign her a high ranking roll within the Illuminati

It wasn’t easy. The goal seems small at times like these. Plus I was up against a great keeper and I still had Doha in the back of my mind. I struck it well and I’m pleased.

- Paulo Dybala (comments after the game against Milan on Friday 10th March) 

insertpunrelatedtomyinterests2  asked:

You know, i wouldn't mind if one of the sonics was able to kill the avatar at the end of the game, if only to see how satisfying it would be to for sonic straight up murder a glorified mary sue (aka, Forces' avatar) in a sonic game, no matter how out of place or character it is.

I definitely would mind that, because:

1. It’s just not a very cool thing to do in general, and frankly I have to wonder about you if you’re the sort of person who would find something like that praiseworthy.

2. As you mentioned yourself, it would be horribly out-of-character for Sonic. Sonic is not the kind of person who will suddenly go full Jason Voorhees on someone for no reason.

3. The Avatar gimmick may be controversial, but at the end of the day, it’s just people having fun creating their own characters. Having those characters get viciously mauled would be greatly disrespectful and insulting to fans who (usually) just want to have harmless fun.

Also, isn’t it a bit early to call the Avatar a Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu? Yes, Sonic’s been very friendly towards him, but that’s about it, and that’s usually how Sonic is with every newcomer he meets anyway. Until we see the Avatar beating the final boss on his own without Sonic’s help, or being revealed to have a direct relation with Sonic/Shadow/whoever, I think we should wait until we’ve seen the full scenario before we start throwing around those accusations.

anonymous asked:

Hello! I'm kinda new to your blog (your art is amazing!) and I saw that ask about a visual novel/otome game you made?? If you wouldn't mind me asking, can you maybe please post the link to your game? You don't have to, of course. Thank you anyway!

Hi Anon, (aaakdl;a thank you!) Omg hahaha OTL It was a short little game I made for xanlas week that was the cheesiest thing but if you’re curious, this is it: https://darkgreyclouds.itch.io/oath

Have fun /w\

nycteristhemoon  asked:

Am i wrong/selfish to feel uncomfortable and self concious about my bf following a bunch of porn blogs? He says I'm just jealous and maybe he's right bc I have issues with self confidence but idk I wish he wouldn't get so defensive when I bring it up

You are not wrong that porn is giving him a unrealistic perspective of women and no one will be able to stimulate him like porn can.   What a laughable excuse “You’re jealous of the UNREAL?” = mind games.

 Sorry, but with your generation, you have to contend with “Virtual Sex.”

On the other side, this male is in puberty.   

I’m not making this blank statement that “boys will be boys” but also be realistic, if the internet didn’t exist, he would be using Playboy & Victoria Secret catalogs and if it was 500 years ago, it would be a drawing of Venus or watching animals do it.   

  • Being a woman, your hormone push doesn’t happen until your early 20s & returned hard core in your early 40s.  
  • Combined with our social training exceptions: for women “control it”; for men “get all you can" and you have the mismatch of hormones summarized between the genders.  

And remember, this part - the hormones, 

This miss match of peaks, can not be changed.  This is innate.  Yes, all men have the intellectual ability to control all aspects of their sexual desires, AND they are not “groomed” to control it socially by patriarchal ideology. Repetition becomes biology. 

It is the same frog in hot water phenomenon, 

without self-awareness they repeat this sexual quest to heal pain with sexual release with visual optimal stimulation.  

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BTS Reactions| Being your muse!

Anon request:  Whoahh! Sooo… Can I ask for reaction BTS? When his gf is art student, and she must draw/paint an act, so she ask him for modeling naked for her? Thank you :))

Kim Namjoon

Namjoon would be reading some philosophy book when you brought up your project. He’d reject you a couple times before caving at your pleading. With a small smile, he’d let you lead him upstairs to your art room.

“Alright Babygirl, but just this once.”

Kim Seokjin

You’d ask Jin as you both were preparing breakfast. You knew that today was a free day for him, and you may have procrastinated this assignment. Seokjin wouldn’t mind being a muse for you, but he would be concerned since you waited so long. 

“I’ll be your muse for this assignment. But no dessert for dinner tonight since you waited so long.”

Min Yoongi

You would be in the studio with Yoongi and decided to ask as he was taking a forced lunch break by none other than yourself. When you asked he would smirk at you and decide to tease you about it. 

“You just want to see me naked, don’t you Kitten?”

Jung Hoseok

Hoseok would be in the practice room when you had asked. He’d be a bit uncertain about it and not sure if it was safe.

“Let me think it over a bit and I’ll let you know.”

Kim Taehyung

Tae would be watching tv when you asked and he wouldn't hesitate to say yes. He’d jump up at any opportunity to help you with school, or other things.

“Will you be my muse afterward? ;)”

Park Jimin

Jimin would be having a lazy day with you, but when you brought up your project he would be a bit dubious. His nervousness would show as he questions you. You’d tickle him into submission, also clearing his negative thoughts when he agrees. 

“Alright! Alright! I’ll do it, but please let me go!”

Jeon Jungkook.

You’d both had just finished a heated game on his gaming console when you’d ask. He wouldn’t mind, but your boyfriend was a living meme, so he can never be normal. 

“Sure. Can I do this?” *Gif below*

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  • Hinata: Once when I was little, I claimed it was a teachers' work day so I wouldn't have to go to school but Mom's not an idiot so of course it didn't work. but when we got to the school, we found it WAS a teachers' work day and that made me think I had superpowers so I started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm that theory.
  • Izumi: You thought you had superpowers, so you immediately attempted to murder everyone?
  • Hinata: Go big or go home.

devilinnerdsclothing  asked:

Important question! What's everyone earring situation? I noticed Karma has some while being his lady self ( I assume clip ons?) and Varg has some, so what about everyone else? If you wouldn't mind <:3c

Very perceptive of you to notice! We have a surprising amount of earrings in this game, actually…

Miss Karma definitely wears clip-ons. Varg has his ears pierced but he’s not the only one. Waltz has the one earring on his right ear, and Rumpel has double piercings on his right ear :)

Mythros has three piercings on his left ear, and Garlan is the edgiest of them all with a whole four piercings on his right ear.

And that doesn’t include the CP ladies! It’s a little easier to notice theirs since they tend to be bigger. (Think Ophelia and Delora!)