Justice League, Meet The Avengers
Batsy has created a chatroom.
Batsy has added Alfredo Pasta.
Alfredo Pasta: Yes, Master Bruce?
Batsy: Was it Barry or Oliver this time?
Alfredo Pasta: It was the young speedster, Master Bruce.
Batsy has added Bear.
Batsy: Stop. Changing. Our. Names.
Bear: Alfredo Pasta, you snitched on me?
Alfredo Pasta: No regrets, son.
Alfredo Pasta: Was there something you needed, Master Bruce?
Batsy: I want to know the current status of the rest of the league.
Alfredo Pasta: Inviting them over for dinner? I shall prepare the table.
Batsy: No - a meeting that involves food, Alfred!
Bear: Ooooh are we having Lobster Thermidor? Arthur won’t like that.
Bear: I’ll be back in a… Flash. Gotta take care of my good pal Captain Cold.
Bear has left the chat.
Alfredo Pasta: It seems all members of the JLA are currently preoccupied.
Batsy: Even Clark? What could Arthur be doing? And Diana?
Alfredo Pasta: Saving the world, of course.
Alfredo Pasta: Except for Arthur. He’s at an aquarium.
Batsy: Are there any criminals out?
Alfredo Pasta: I’m afraid not, Master Bruce. Master Dick has done an exceptional job of keeping them at bay.
Batsy: What’s the Joker up to?
Alfredo Pasta: He’s in hiding after your last debacle with him.