daichi: you’re the most beautiful person i’ve ever met. pls let me spend the rest of my life with you
suga: your surname should be sugawara bc ur just as sweet as suga ;)
hinata: *taking a deep breath* *screams* WILL YOU MARRY MEEEEEEEEEEE
kageyama: would u like… i mean… *blushes aggressively* *throws ring at them*
tsukki: just shut up and say yes
yama: *ring in left hand, notes in right* w-woud u p-pls be m-m-m-y *reads wife/husband* *faints*
noya: *approaches with a rolling thunder* *gets down on one knee* ROLLING PROPOSAL!!!
asahi: *gets down on one knee* *tears in his eyes* would you do me the honor? *fucking big ass diamond ring*
oikawa: *orchestra playing* *raining rose petals* *wears a suit* please marry me. i love you more than i love myself… and that’s a lot
iwai: i guess i can marry you if you want it so bad *blushes aggressively*
kuroo: *hides ring in their champagne glass* thats not the only thing you’ll be choking on tonight ;)
kenma: *looks up from ds* *looks at them* do u wanna try play?
boku: roses are red but sometimes they’re thorny. when you’re around me i get sorta… corny :pp marry me?
akaashi: maybe perhaps we could perchance u know like imaginably possibly idk what a funny idea lol