would you do that for me

I’m gonna be real with you right now. It’s 8:30 p.m. I spent the day writing fanfic, buying Christmas decorations, buying tempurpedic pillows, decorating our tree, ordering Chinese food, gettin’ it, opening a bottle of Vueve Cliquot, ordering fucking cheesecake delivery from the fucking Cheesecake Factory (what is life?), watching last week’s SNL, all with my amazingly gorgeous and hilarious wife @culturepopper. Because Saturday. Because life is grand.

“Hey, I’m on my way to your room for a nap.”
“Ok. Wait. Keith, are you parading with your ace blanket—again?”
“…Maybe. I’m eating ice cream, too. Can’t share that, but the blanket I can.”

So our resident proud ace boy was born on Asexual Awareness Week! <3 
Just let him have his nap on his birthday. This is Part 2 of this. Redbubble

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Magnus Bane + tossing things around

-audibly winks-

… how are they jumping up like that?

it’s a mystery.

or it’s a bone-based op seesaw situation probably

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not sure if these are edited or not, but apparently this creepy-ass Bendy is in the hallway Boris hides in before walking out during the cutscene at the end of Chapter 2. Can any hackers confirm this? :P

Ravenclaw Headcanon

Some Ravenclaws feel that they would fit in to some of the other houses, the most common second fit is Slytherin because of their similar traits, next is Hufflepuff and then Gryffindor.

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My favorite pictures of Tom (Peter).

Dark: I’ve been studying Anti for years and I’ve condensed what I’ve learned into this chart: “How Anti Spends His Time”.

Dark: You can see we have “Whining” and “Stabbing and Distracting Others”.

Dark: And this tiny sliver here is “Critical Thinking”.

Dark: I made it bigger. So you could see it.

belated birthday present for @molded-from-clay !!!

moldy is an incredible friend and has been hugely supportive of me ever since i first started getting more involved in the fandom, and i cannot thank her enough for all the kindness and encouragement she’s given me. 

SO THANKS FOR BEING BORN MOLDY YA BIG DORK, IM SO GLAD U EXIST!! 🎉🎂🎁

OKAY BUT

what if for the tour, the stadium goes dark and there’s absolutely no sound other then our screams… then all of a sudden there’s a dial tone, and then all you hear is Taylor’s voice

“Sorry, but the old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now. Why?… cause she’s dead”

and then a massive boom and the lights come on. There she is centre stage, maybe 4 counts of nothing and then the music starts and she starts singing the first song.