I’m gonna be real with you right now. It’s 8:30 p.m. I spent the day writing fanfic, buying Christmas decorations, buying tempurpedic pillows, decorating our tree, ordering Chinese food, gettin’ it, opening a bottle of Vueve Cliquot, ordering fucking cheesecake delivery from the fucking Cheesecake Factory (what is life?), watching last week’s SNL, all with my amazingly gorgeous and hilarious wife @culturepopper. Because Saturday. Because life is grand.