would u like fries with that

dating pony - hcs

this was requested by 3 anons and @staygoldimagines !! i hear yall lmao

  • he’s vvv clingy
    • “hey wyd? u wanna hang out”
    • “it’s been 2 hours”
    • “i know but i miss u”
  • literally always taking u out to the movies
    • whether u like it or not sometimes
    • “pony you’ve seen this movie three times why are we going to see it aga-”
    • “Y/N ITS MY FAVORITE”
  • dating pony?? well expect literal nonstop cuddling
    • like pony really enjoy just lounging around on the couch under a blanket w u 
    • talking about stuff or reading or listening to the radio or watching tv
    • but he nevER WANTS TO GET UP
    • "pony i’m thirsty, i’m gonna go pour myself some wa-”
    • "nonononO, cmon five more minutes??? five more minutes”
  • he l ov es when u play with his ears while yall cuddle
    • it makes him so sleepy and he loves that and u sm!!
  • sometimes u got a problem w pony’s smoking 
    • so you’ll dead lick your fingers and put out the cigarette that he just lit between his lips
    • or if it isn’t lit yet, you’ll just break it while its in his mouth LMFAo like
    • “nice try”
  • he’s so in love w how you look when you’re contemplative and deep in thought
    • so oFC this boy is gonna always be sketching u without u knowing
  •  the gang refuses (refuses!) to leave him alone lmao
    • “awwwwww is someone in love??”
    • *kissy noises*
    • “ohhh lover boyyyy”
    • “stfu??”
    • “ok how bout u watch ur language horsekid”
    • “PLANT ONE ON Y/N FOR ME”
    • *a bunch of whistles from the gang*  
    • “i hate u guys sm”
    • “oh, but you LOVE Y/N”
    •  *whistles continue*
    • *pony aggressively sighs*
  • pony is so full of love for u, it’s adorable man
    • he’ll write u poems or give u sketches he drew of u
    • he’s always thinking about u!!!
    • he’s also the first to say “i love you”!
    • even though he had terrible timing lmao
    • it was probably after the first time u guys actually kissed smh
  • he’s easily jealous!!
    • like he’ll get v salty w you when u hang w someone else??
    • especially steve tbh
    • “how did u get home last night? was everything okay?”
    • “yeah! steve gave me a ride, so it was fine”
    • “stEve”
    • “yeah, steve. soda’s best fri-“
    • “why didn’t u call me?? i couldve driven u home??”
    • “PONY U HAVE THE FLU - also u can’t drive??”
  • STEVE IS THE ULTIMATE COCKBLOCK I CANT
    • like sometimes pony would go sit down next to u
    • but steve gets there firST
      • so pony has to sit on tHE OTHER SIDE OF STEVE LMAO
    • AND STEVE WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND THE BOTH OF U
    • “HOW BOUT WE GET TWO IN HERE TO WATCH SOME MICKEY”

thedosianexplorer  asked:

(I love Elsewhere U soooo much) Speaking of the squirrels, my campus had two armies of grey and black squirrels that HATED each other, but would team up to screw with us. Diversion tactics to steal fries, hurling chestnuts at our heads, etc. If you felt like you were being watched, you were. The chipmunks and the lone, fat skunk were cool though.

the lone fat skunk dispenses sage advice when it suits him to

boyfriend! jungkook

mlist

collab with mah best fraaand hwayoung (she basically wrote the whole thing lmao) - hana

Originally posted by bts-yes-please

  • super shy sweet boyfriend
  • has no idea how to be a boyfriend tho
  • asks his hyungs for advice e.g. where to take you out 
  • asks taehyung first but he would just tease him and be of no help
  • so he takes his ass to mama jin
  • jin would be an expert on dating and know all the cool places to eat (of course) and what to do
  • namjoon would be the kind of hyung to give advice on how to treat you right and all that deep shit e.g. working through conflicts 
  • he would sometimes get a little jealous but pretend that he wasn’t aka be very lowkey about it cos he doesn’t wanna make you sad or upset
  • he’d be like “no it’s okay i’m fine”
  • “but who is he?”
  • “i’m asking for a friend” (making shit up like that cos he doesn’t wanna be obvious lmao this cutie)
  • biggest dork when you’re staying in and watching movies or playing video games
  • nochu face
  • gets super competitive but lets you win if he keeps winning himself
  • pretends you won on your own and smiles at you while you do your celebratory dance
  • but in public he’d be like manly man aka muscly af
  • GOING TO THE GYM TOGETHER
  • gym mirror snaps!!
  • sometimes when he’d go by himself to the gym he’d stay there late
  • which would lead you to go all bossy mother on his ass and be like “joanne jungCOcK where u at”
  • “what time is it?”
  • “it’s one fucking AM”
  • loves cheap dates tbh and is defs not the type to go to expensive restaurants
  • because he’d be super super awkward there
  • burgers and fries and shakes
  • long walks in the city at night with long conversations
  • gives you his jacket when it’s cold
  • jungkook is overall a meme most of the time
  • again, super cute
  • endless supply of white shirts that you always steal
  • loves watching you do what you love 
  • just loves looking at you when you’re in concentration e.g. while you’re putting on makeup or when you’re reading something
  • if you caught him staring it would go like
  • “jungkook what u doin”
  • and he’d be all shy and smile with his cute af bunny teeth, looking all bashful
  • cheeky glances and catching his eye when you’re both head down and invested in your own work
  • just always wants to keep you happy

Originally posted by mrspreadinglegsjungkook

WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS HOLBY CITY SHIT #4

-THE EPISODE NAME(2 HEARTS) REMINDED ME OF THAT SONG ‘ONE LOVE’ BY BLUE
- I FEEL LIKE ITALIAN GUY™ SHOULDN’T WORK AT A HOPITAL LIKE I JUST IMAGINE HIM IN A COFFEE ADVERT OR DANCING IN A BALLET
- I CAN JUST IMAGINE HIM PRANCING AROUND IN A BALLET, IT JUST SEEMS RIGHT
-IS THAT A MOTORCYCLE HELMET I SEE CAN THIS WOMAN SO EVERYTHING I NEED A FAN I AM GAY 4 CHEEKBONES
-FLORAL DUDE™ LOOKS LIKE MY SISTER AFTER FRESHERS WEEK I’M DEAD
-ITALIAN CHEEKBONES IS GOING DOWNHILL SO FAST IT’S ALMOST LIKE I CAN SEE THE QUICKSAND
-FLORAL DUDE™ GIVES 0 FUCKS TODAY
-ALSO GAY 4 ZOSIA LOOK AT HER CHATTING TO THAT COOL OLD MAN LIKE SHE CARES FOR THEM ALL
-BUT LIKE ALSO I LEARNT THAT POTATO TRICK IN YEAR 3 ZOSIA GO BACK 2 SCHOOL AND LEARN PROPER SCIENCE THIS MEDICINE SHIT WON’T HELP U IN LIFE
-LOVELY LESBIAN LADY™’S FRINGE IS E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G
-“I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO” LIKE IDK MAYBE SERENA CAMPBELL ;)))))
-IS SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE A BOTTLE OF SHIRAZ IMAGINE LLL™ DRINKING IT AND THINKING OF SERENA AND BEING ALL ‘I WISH I WAS HOME BUT I’VE GOT 2 DEAL W/ THE STRAIGHTS’ BULLSHITE’
-OH FUK OFF RIC LLL™ HAS GOT EVERYTHING IN ORDER DON’T EVEN TRY IT UNLESS U WANT 2 CATCH THESE HANDS
-CHEEKBONES™ LOOKS AT NEW KID™ LIKE HE’S A BOTHERSOME FLY
- MO BEING ON CHEEKBONES™’ SIDE LIKE YAS SISTERS STICK TOGETHER SISTERS OVER FRIES OR WHATEVER IDK IT’S SOME STRAIGHT NONSENSE
-WHY IS THIS WOMAN TALKING WHILST HE IS PERFORMING SURGERY ON HER?? I WOULD BE LIKE FUCK NO I’LL JUST NOT DISTRACT U FROM SAVING MY LIFE
- RIC GIVING THIS TALK ABOUT NO DISTRACTIONS AND LLL™’S LITTLE LOOKS AT HIM AND THEN MINI MORVEN SHOWING UP THE WHOLE SCENE WAS GREAT
-NEW KID™ IS STILL SO DESPERATE FOR VALIDATION
-WHEN CHEEKBONES™ SAID BE VERY CAREFUL WHO’S SIDE UR ON I THOUGHT I SAW NEW KID™ PHYSICALLY GULP
-I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT JUST IMAGINING NEW KID™ RUNNING AROUND WITH THAT HEART ALL AROUND THE HOSPITAL MADE CRY WITH LAUGHTER I DON’T KNOW WHY HELP ME
-LLL™ WITH HER FEMININE INTUITION MADE ME MELT PHYSICALLY
-CAN U BELIEVE LOVELY LESBIAN LADY™ INVENTED PARENTING
-CHEEKBONES™ IS ME WHEN UR IN A GROUP PROJECT BUT U DON’T TRUST NO ONE SO U HAVE TO OBSERVE EVERYTHING THEY DO JUST INCASE
-SHE GOT HANSSEN THERE AS WELL I’M DYING
-STOP TRYING TO GET INTO CHEEKBONES™’ GOOD BOOKS ITALIAN GUY™ GO AND DO A BALLET OR SOMETHING #CHEEKBONEZ
- WAIT DOES HANSSEN SHIP ITALIAN CHEEKBONES
-“YOU 2 VERY CLEARLY WORK WELL TOGETHER” ARE U SEEING THINGS MATE BECAUSE I DON’T THINK THAT WAS THE CLEAREST THING I’VE SEEN TODAY I MEAN FOG HAS BEEN CLEARER THAN THAT
-SOMEONE GIVE HANSSEN A PERSCRIPTION FOR HALLUCINATIONS BECAUSE HE IS SEEING THINGS
-JESUS RIC LIKING YOUR JOB ISN’T THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD COME ON NOW
-WHEN ITALIAN GUY™ SAID “A WORD OF ADVICE” TO NEW KID™ I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO SAY “STOP SUCKING UP 2 EVERYONE”
-NO BUT HE’S LOOKING FOR SO MUCH VALIDATION FROM ITALIAN GUY™ I’M STARTING 2 THINK HE’S GAY #ITALIAN KID ??? BUT NAH WE ALL KNOW HE STRAIGHTER THAN A RULER SO
-CHEEKBONES™ AND SHORT BLONDIE ARE THE FLORAL GUY™ PROTECTION SQUAD THIS IS THE MOST COMPASSION I’VE SEEN FROM CHEEKBONES™ EVER
-“DEPRESSION IS JUST MY PERSONALITY”
-WHEN ITALIAN GUY ™ SAID “IN THEATRE” I GOT CONFUSED AND THOUGHT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE OTHER TYPE OF THEATRE THIS JUST PROVES HE LOOKS LIKE HE SHOULD BE IN A BALLET OR SOME SHIT: JUST NOT A HOSPITAL
-YES CHEEKBONES™ UR TOO GOOD FOR HIM
-I DIDN’T KNOW I NEEDED CHEEKBONES™ SPEAKING ITALIAN BUT SHIT I DID
- JUST IMAGINE HER SPEAKING ITALIAN TO ZOSIA IN BED I’M SO GAY FOR CHEEKBONEZ LIKE THEY’VE ONLY HAD 2 SCENES TOGETHER BUT LIKE I’VE JUMPED ABOARD THAT SHIP
-AND I THOUGHT THE BIGGER THING WAS FLORAL GUY™ WAS DYING BUT NO HE STEALS SHIT THIS WAS THE MOST SURPRISING THING I’VE GOT FROM HOLBY SO FAR
-JUST STAY ON DARWIN U LITTLE SHIT IF U MESS UP LLL™ ’S STORYLINES U WILL CATCH THESE HANDS
-HONESTLY CHEEKBONES™’S REACTION WAS MINE LIKE COME ON NOW WE KNOW UR GONNA BE BACK IN 3 MONTHS AFTER FUCKING UP AAU
-WAIT ISN’T ZOSIA HIS GIRLFRIEND AND HE DIDN’T TELL HER FIRST COME ON NOW SON FIX UR ACT
-THAT LITTLE WINK AT THE END MADE ME SHIP #ITALIAN KID ??? FOR ABOUT 0.1 SECONDS
-SERENA WHERE U AT GIRL WE MISSES U YEAH COME BACK WE LIKE U LOTS & LOTS

[ roommate!au ]

pairing; seventeen seungkwan x reader

genre; bulletpointed, roommate!seungkwan, humor (loads of this), fluff (loads of this too)

✎a/n; i’m eggcited for this wewew hope ya’ll enjoy thiss !! psps. i’m probably gonna do this on a lot of other members so do leave a msg in my inbox to let me know who you’d like to see a roommate!au on ;))


  • UWAKK I CAN ALREADY PICTURE THIS
  • ok so so sO!
  • seungkwan
  • boo seungkwan
  • as a roommate
  • you seriously won’t know whether to thank all the gods up there for sending you such an angelic patootie 
  • or to curse the devils for sending you one of their kind
  • bc not gon lie but seungkwan is a real mix
  • the story of how the two of you ended up in the same dorm room is really simple tbh
  • according to school protocols ;; male dorms and female dorms should be far apart
  • like really far apart
  • bc no one wants ehEM EHEM to happen right?
  • wrong lol 
  • the university gives no shit about that man
  • they just mix whatever they want
  • but most girls and guys willingly stick to sharing a room with the same gender since it’ll be less awkward
  • but you transferred to the school around midterms 
  • and the girls’ dorms were full
  • or at least that’s what they told you
  • so they decide to put you in the guys’ dorms
  • “you don’t mind, right?” 
  • “of course not. everything’s alright.” 
  • “great. here’s your key. eleventh floor, room five.” 
  • ok you minded
  • a lot.
  • like you pretty much have to live with this guy now?? and if he’s messy and disgusting and—
  • oh my god you didn’t even want to think about it
  • you kinda resigned to your fate and went straight to the dorms, to your room, bc you had a shitload of luggage to park.
  • when you got in, you were pleasantly surprised
  • the place was really really really clean??
  • like there were no random trousers hanging everywhere and the floor felt really dust-less
  • and you felt that ray of hope that this plan wouldn’t be so bad after all
  • and like juST before you were about to unpack
  • the door opens
  • //grand music plays
  • seungkwan enters
  • but at that time you didn’t know him yet so you just awkwardly scramble to your feet
  • and bow slightly since you were aware that your roommate was a year older
  • and do your formal introduction of ‘hi i’m y/n please take care of mi’
  • you look up and notice he’s cute
  • like cute as in
  • the baby kind of cute screeeeches
  • and he looked nice and quiet
  • HA ‘QUIET’ WHAT WERE YOU EVEN THINKING
  • ok so he introduces himself as seungkwan 
  • and the start was really awkward tbh 
  • the both of you were just literally walking circles around the room and staying on opposite ends bc awKWARD !1!!
  • you weren’t one to start a convo so yeah this time was no exception
  • but seungkwan actually initiated one and you were so relieved bc you were literally suffocating from this awkward air
  • he was like “so, um, you’re a year younger?” 
  • “yeah”
  • “do you need help, er, unpacking?”
  • you turn to your heavy ass luggage and overflowing clothes and laughed
  • “yeah, i guess?”
  • seungkwan looked excited bc he internally wanted to do sth so ya’ll can get over this ice cold thing
  • so ice ice baby ok i’m sorry let’s continue
  • and he literally bounces on two feet and like goes over to you and hE LOOKED LIKE AN ADORABLE PENGUIN ASDFGHJK
  • he helps you get your clothes out and like a lot of them got unfolded so he kindly folds them back and stacks them neatly
  • then he like opens the empty side of the closet which he wasn’t using and helps you load your clothes in there
  • and he hangs up your coats before coming back to you 
  • who was struggling with the cables you had put in your bag bc they tangled up real bad
  • meANWHILE
  • seungkwan decides to unzip a ‘hidden compartment’ of your luggage 
  • and vOILA
  • he bursts into laughter and you had no idea what was going on
  • then you notice the unzipped compartment and you just
  • “SEUNGKWAN !!!?!??!?!?” 
  • and he was literally a laughing mess on the floor like his ears were red and he was rolling about trying to catch his breath but it wasn’t working
  • bc,,,, you kept your bra and undies in there
  • and seungkwan saw it
  • zE eMBArrASSmENT 
  • seungkwan manages to choke out an ‘iM soRRY’ before he continues dying in his own laughter
  • and you can’t help but laugh too bc his laughter was contagious asf
  • and bc of this incident ,,, ya’ll became really really close
  • it’s like a ‘he already saw my undergarments on our first meeting what worse can happen’
  • so yall became very open with each other
  • like after four months or so ya’ll bFF MAN
  • he even knew where you kept your pads
  • bc there were those days where it just comes unexpectedly and you don’t know until you strip in the toilet for a bath
  • so you just scream for seungkwan to pass you one like
  • “seUNGKWANN”
  • “YA”
  • “WILL YOU BE A DEAR AND—”
  • “YA SURE” 
  • that was great to you tbh like it made life so convenient
  • but the downsides of having seungkwan as a roommate 
  • lolol 
  • so many many
  • seungkwan’s in the school choir (which surprisingly accepts both boys & girls)
  • so he claims he needs his personal vocal practice
  • every.
  • single.
  • day.
  • and the room turns into a freaking opera theatre istg
  • like you literally hear him go do re mi fa SO LAR TEE DOHHHHH
  • while you’re there just trying to get your shit tgt
  • and you sometimes suspect he’s just trying to annoy you on purpose
  • bc he goes wAAY out of tune just to hit the extra extra high notes
  • and he even screeches sometimes and oh god your goosebumps just ploop
  •  “ seungkwan. ”
  • “ SOLLLL “
  • “ boo “
  • “ LAAAAAAA “
  • “ seung “
  • “ TEEEEEEEEEEE”
  • and you dont even bother to say the last syllable of his name and you just glare at him and he just shuts up and laughs really loud like his eyes squints together and he just drops onto the bed
  • adorable
  • he’s also really childish at heart so
  • he likes messing with you when you’re in the shower
  • he would turn off the heater and/or the lights
  • and the first time he turned off the lights you freaked out really badly bc you were afraid of the dark and you genuinely thought there was a blackout
  • and you shouted for him but he didn’t know you were scared so he just silently snickered outside
  • but when he heard you sob on the other side of the door
  • oHhHHhhH GOOD GOD
  • he quickly turns the lights back on and like when you come out he was so damn apologetic like
  • “i’m so sorry i didn’t know omg”
  • “ i h8 YOU “
  • but no you didn’t lol you loved this squish
  • and he made up for it by literally being by your side for the next few days
  • and cuDDLE SESSIONS BECAME A THING
  • i mean
  • ya’ll were roommates
  • cuddling is the most normal thing to happen
  • so aft that ‘blackout’ incident ,,, that night ,,,
  • you couldn’t sleep lol
  • you guys had a really wide bunk bed if that made sense??
  • it was almost like a second story on the upper deck
  • seungkwan had been taking the bottom deck so when you moved in you just took the one at the top
  • and thAT NIGHT
  • you just kept tossing and turning and like the bed would shake a little every time you move
  • so seungkwan can’t sleep either since the bed just keeps wobbling
  • “you can’t sleep?” he says,, just staring up
  • “…yeah.”
  • and then there’s this short silence.
  • “you up for cuddles?”
  • and another silence.
  • bc ngl you lived for cuddles
  • but you would get really insecure about everything bc like your cuddle partner would be sososo close ?? ya’know??
  • but before you can reply,,
  • seungkwan literally just comes up and pokes his head to your deck and grins and you just laugh
  • aandddd he just scurries to your side and plonks down 
  • “ you’re not against this, right? ”
  • he just doesn’t want you to feel uncomfortable or anything uk
  • “ n-no, i’m not. ”
  • seungkwan would like laugh at your nervousness,, but he just wraps his arm around you and just stroke your hair and stuff like that 
  • and it calmed you down a loooot.
  • he was so warm and comfy you honestly just wanted to stay in his arms forever lolol
  • so this cuddle thing became a very natural thing since it happened often aft that
  • and when the two of you actually fall asleep
  • it’s a totally different thing in the middle of the night 
  • you would accidentally jab him in the eyeballs since you move q alot when you sleep
  • and he just jerks awake like whO IS YOU WHO AWOKE ME FROM MAI BEAUTY SLEEP
  • then he sees you with your arms sprawled everywhere and he’d just laugh quietly before tucking you back under the covers
  • and the next morning he’d complain all about it
  • “ Y/N ”
  • “ ?? whAT ”
  • “ YOU NEARLY TORE MY EYEBALLS OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS YTD ”
  • ya he exaggerates a lot
  • and you’d just laugh bc you are aware of the fact that you are kinda violent when you’re in dreamland
  • but seungkwan honestly doesn’t mind lol bc other than that,, you were a good cuddle buddy
  • oK MOVING ON
  • can you imagine when ya’ll have to order food
  • HAHAHA it’s like tug of war
  • like you like fried chicken
  • but he likes seasoned chicken
  • and you guys can’t buy both bc you guys were supposed to sneak it into the dorms
  • and two packs of chicken would be like bringing a freaking mountain into the dorm
  • so you two just start throwing random stuff at each other
  • “ you broke my pen ytd?? ”
  • “you dropped my compact powder and it got everywhere.”
  • “ya but u made me clean the entire room bc of that.”
  • “but we got seasoned chicken in the cafeteria”
  • “horrible ones.”
  • “yoU TURNED OFF THE LIGHTS THAT DAY”
  • “no, okay, but —”
  • “YOU MADE ME CRI”
  • seungkwan just gives up and 
  • “fiNE FRIED CHICKEN OK”
  • //internal evil laughter
  • “love you seungkwannn”
  • //finger guns
  • seungkwan just shakes his head and places the order and turns away from you to let out his smile
  • ok ya so all in all
  • seungkwan would just be a really soft and annoying roommate 
  • and the two of you would be like the bickering best friends
  • heartheart

requests or asks // masterlist

Fic: You Shall See

Summary: Written for a prompt that asked for Ed still being conscious while frozen and having to watch Oswald and Victor getting it on at the Iceberg Lounge.

Characters, Pairings: Edward Nygma, Oswald Cobblepot/Victor Fries, with mentions of past/unrequited Nygmobblepot

Warnings: rated NC-17, mature content, jealous + possessive thoughts, mentions of violence

Oneshot, 2076 words

A big thank you goes to Farah and Jen for helping me with this! ♥︎

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It had felt like a dream at first.

Not a nice dream, surely. One where there’s consciousness but the inability to move.

But for Ed only one thing mattered. He was alive.

And he would make Oswald pay.

The first part of his body that had stirred back to life along with his brain, had been his sense of hearing. Dull at first, as if he was wearing a pair of earmuffs, but quickly adjusting  and thus becoming fully capable of hearing every single taunt and spite-induced insult that Oswald was hurling at him.

Eventually, the pitch darkness surrounding himself begins to fade as well. At first, Ed can only see a blurry medley of blue before every shape becomes clear.

And then Ed can see him again: Oswald. Green eyes ablaze and lips curled into a smug smile as he stares right at him.

Oh, if only you knew, Oswald.

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protagonistically  asked:

NEATOH WOW BRUCE REALLY LIKE TO GO TO SPORTS GAMES WITH TIM BECAUSE HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND HOW AND WHY TIM GETS SO MAD BUT IT MAKES HIM LAUGH HARD AND HE LOVES WATCHING TIM'S FACE GET RED AND ANGRY AND YELLING AT REFS KAY I LOVE U BYE

This is just the best though? Like, Bruce is this huge, buff, ultra-manly, competitive alpha male, you know? But he just doesn’t get sports. At all. It all seems pretty arbitrary, especially if you’re not even playing. He pretty much thinks everybody should calm down, the stakes are really not very high.

And then you’ve got Tim, who wears the grossest seven-year-old jersey (that used to hang almost down to his knees, but he grew into it) that is literally falling apart because he’s got spirit, and he talks about stats and different plays and how maybe, for the first time in nine years, Gotham might make it to the playoffs. And he’s not delusional, Bruce, he gets that they won’t win, but it would be so nice to not finish at the bottom of the league this year! Right?? And!! Tim could wear a Gotham jersey– wait for it– outside of Gotham, Bruce!! Proudly.

And Tim, cool and collected Tim, YELLS AT THE TV IN THE MANOR when games are on, wearing his falling-apart clothes and four-day scruff and he’s throwing his arms and too worked up to even sit, and citing like. Obscure as shit rules and violations while he paces, and the TV is blaring at full volume and Tim, also blaring at full volume, is shouting back at the commentators and every ref’s decision. 

<3!!!

anonymous asked:

Jiyong and Seunghyun are that couple that go out to a restaurant. Jiyong gets a salad and Seunghyun gets a burger and fries. Jiyong insists he wants no fries. The food arrives. Jiyong eats Seunhyuns fries even though the explicitly said he did not want his own order of fries

that sounds exactly what jiyong would do.
@nanailliterate that sounds awfully familiar, remember the predebut gtop we talked about. when french fries made me cry. WHERE’S MY STORY

boyfriend!haechan

for @donghyuckstudies hope you like it!! it was a challenge writing for haechan but i hope i did the cheeky lil donghyuck justice! enjoy :-) was inspired by ur username for the prompt LMAO


-the schoolbell rings and u rush to ur desk at the very back of the classroom

-class is about to start when the teacher says HEY GUYS STOP TALKING look we have a new student, dong-

-HAECHAN!!! this guy holding bunny ears up and the cringiest most forced smiley face uve ever seen corrects the teacher

-without further adue this annoying kid rushes to sit next to u at the back of the class

-u chuckle a little cause wtf just happened and get back to ur work

-but this kid taps u with a twinkle in his eye and just says HI

-and ur like uh hi and hes just winking at u nonstop like a meme or something

-u get back to ur work

-hey do u have a pencil

-hey do u have paper

-hey do u have an eraser

-ur just like omg here take my whole bag

-the next day this boy has the nerve to forget everything again so u give him everything bc hes harassing u and hes like thanks!!!

-during break he gets up bc everyones like OMG HAECHAN and you realize that hes become friends w everyone and they’re all snickering in the corner but when lunch comes he ditches everyone and comes over and begs you! to eat w him

-so he breaks you down bc hes attacking u with paper planes and making sound effects until you fly one up his nose and hes falls off his chair laughing w the plane in his nose…

-you two arrive and he pays for ur meal and you two sit down on a bench in the courtyard. ofc he grabs half of ur sandwich for himself and hes like u know i paid for it lol pay u back when im a rich beautiful kpop star!!! and starts belting fcking random operatic notes

-u ofc put the rest of ur sandwich into his mouth to shush him

-instead hes like omg chagi~ thanks for feeding me and stares at u lovingly

-u cringe too hard and turn away and this kid is ofc like OMG DONT BLUSH!!! and then u kill him

-one day he takes u to sm bc in his words hes a VIP and you should feel honored that hes letting u into his rockstar life

-donghyuck is actually serious and singing like an angel and dancing and sweating and repeating it again and again and you just watch bc you’ve never seen him be like this

-you see him troll his hyungs in between and chase them/randomly scream lyrics but as soon as the music drops hes immersed in the music and he actually looks… cool

-he’s so focused and after the hyungs leave he’s ofc like OMG BYEEE DREAM OF ME to them but you stay with him till ten pm and he just is practicing the same moves over and over again

-when he’s finally done you wait for him since you guys live in the same direction and he  bursts out I WAS COOL WASN’T I but it comes out like a croak bc he strained his voice from the constant practicing + trolling the members and you just laugh so hard but you also wonder how he manages to stay so carefree amidst all the work

-ofc you dont say this but instead ur like NOW IT CAN FINALLY BE QUIET and he smiles to himself

-suddenly you feel this weird rush of concern because you’re not used to seeing haechan differently. and now that he’s finally shut up it’s awkward and when he’s not making ugly ass faces he actually has the cutest smile?

-but you two just walk in silence and say bye but he mimes it bc he cant talk LOL and his mimes suddenly become charades??? so you push the idiot towards the direction of his dorm bc he needs to rest

-the next day he doesn’t come to school and ur wondering if he faked being sick or something. either way, the whole day is super quiet and u cant believe you miss his voice and bothersome presence..but u do

-so ofc after school you run as fast as you can to his dorm w a ton of shitty junk food (his fave ofc) and check to see if he’s actually sick

-you ring the doorbell and the other rookies are laughing so hard bc they see you holding a pizza and burgers and fries

-they go like LOL ONLY DONGHYUCK’S GIRLFRIEND WOULD bc ur literally carrying a feast with you and yuta and jaemin are just eating fries that are falling lol

-donghyuck comes out and he looks so shocked and his eyes widen and he just bursts out laughing and comes over to help you with all the crap you brought him

-ur so happy to see him and his laugh is all high and randomly ur heart just starts pounding like no other. YO WHAT KIND OF FATASS DO YOU THINK I- you cut him off and just hug him bc he’s okay

-except he’s not bc u feel that his face is super warm so maybe he’s actually sick? You let go and his whole face is red and this idiot is suddenly speechless

-UH STOP WITH THE GERMS—-but you hold on bc you would die if anything ever happened to him

-LISTEN IDIOT-just SHUT UP JEEZ-and you guys continue insulting each other while hugging… and the other members keep laughing bc u guys look so dumb

-you pull away after like what felt like an hour LOL and then you’re like.. eat all the food its cold now bc you dont know what to say and u feel all shy???

-so he just starts eating mindlessly and stuffing his face with pizza and burger

-suddenly he spits it out and is like. dude…. this is all cold

-and you guys just both stare at each other for like five minutes

-both u idiots start laughing bc WTF is this situation LOL

-he gives you a saucy glance and goes like HEY SO APPARENTLY YOU MISSED ME A LOT RIGHT! OFC BECAUSE IM SO FUNNY AND HANDSOME AND-

-and ur just done with his shit so ur just like YEAH I REALLY DID

-he wasn’t expecting that so he just reverts to this shocked face and he turns red and you just go up to him and squish his face and ur face is red too

-he inches a lil closer and gives u a lil kiss on the cheek before he cant take it anymore and yells UR WELCOME LOSER!!!!!! but u can tell hes dying inside and then he suddenly starts running around the dorm bc hes SO embarrassed and cant cope

-u tug him by the hood of his jacket to get him to stop but instead he pulls u with him and u both fall onto the floor (moral of story: u guys are both idiots)

-since then u guys are as per usual always together and constantly sending each other ugly selfies and making fun of each other

-when he does hold ur hand u he holds u so hard so that u cant escape and he just goes like MUAHAHAHAHA bc…. dumb

-and then u run and then bc hes holding ur hand he just… has to run with u and then u guys collide into each other LOL

-ur always there when hes practicing bc even though he’s sarcastic and cocky he’s the most hardworking boy you’ve ever met and u know he loves having u there

-when u sit there watching u just wonder how the hell u got so lucky to end up with this idiotic perfect weirdo

Rajigaze Dec 9

Reita: “On the theme of Christmas, there is one bad memory that comes to mind right away. My boyfriend at the time lost his shit at me because I didn’t have roast chicken ready on Christmas. I know it was my bad, but is it really worth freaking out over? Would you guys be pissed if you didn’t get chicken on Christmas? I would love to hear your answer! And just btw, we didn’t spend the following Christmas together.”

(both laugh)

(*also btw having chicken on christmas is a thing in japan, especially fried chicken)

Kai: I see…I guess [that guy] had chicken every year growing up…you know, like a tradition (laughs) 

Reita: Well I mean, having chicken is standard, you know…

Kai: But like, it’s nothing to get mad about. Just go pick up some KFC together! 

Reita: What a pussy.

Kai: What a pussy.

Reita: Can’t you just say something like, ‘I’m just glad [I’m spending Christmas] with you?’ Little chicken shit.

Kai: HA!! GOOD ONE! U get a gold star (giggles)

Reita: Omg stop ur embarrassing me (laughs) 

Kai: Ahhh I see….

Reita: So, what would you do? Like, let’s say you wanted to eat chicken. And you had already told [your girlfriend], “let’s eat chicken on Christmas.” 

Kai: Oh I told her?

Reita: Yeah. And then on the day, you show up and there’s no chicken…………wyd

Kai: I’d be like, “Okay! Let’s go buy it together! I’ll make it!”

Reita: But the stores are out of chicken.

Kai: Huh?

Reita: U went to the store and they were all gone.

Kai: Even KFC?

Reita: Yep.

Kai: Okay, then…I’d be like, “Let’s do our Christmas tomorrow.” ….How’s that? Hm? Hm? (giggles)

(both burst out laughing)

Reita: The shit-eating grin on ur face rn ffs

Kai: (giggling) But anyway it’s nothing to be upset about! There’s no way I’d get mad. 

Reita: Yeah same. Like why did he get mad so easily? 

Kai: Yeah~ it’s like they say (*the expression he says is like, if you lose your temper it’s your loss ??)

Reita: Yeah, take notes, Leader.

Kai: Huh? I never get mad!

Reita: Didn’t you just get mad? Last week…?

Kai: Ahhh yeah…so I thought about it, and I think legally I was actually in the wrong. With that pedestrian on the road that I went, pu! at. 

(*last week he talked about honking at a girl walking in front of him and she was pissed)

Kai: So…yeah. I’m sorry.

Reita: Yeah, but laws or whatever aside, it’s fundamentally a matter of being considerate of each other. 

Kai: Yeah. Well, that girl walking also didn’t have to give me such a dirty look. She could have just come up and said, “don’t you think that was unnecessary?” and I would have been like “ah you’re right, I’m sorry,” and that would have been the end of it. 

Reita: Ahhh…

Kai: Right? 

Reita: That girl probably had just got in shit w her boyfriend cause she didn’t get the chicken 

Kai: (laughing) I see…then I guess I can’t be mad

anonymous asked:

vriska, terezi, rose

get randomly assigned as your lab partner for a whole semester,

ROSE. U KNOW THE BITCH WOULD BE INTO BLOWING STUFF UP.

• get trapped with on a broken elevator for ten hours

vriska. she’d make it fun

• get as my employee trainer for my new job at McDonalds

terezi because i feel like she’d let me get away with eating the fries and also wouldnt give a s hit about my customer service

BTS Reaction| When they come home to their S/O waiting for them in lingerie

| Bts reaction to coming home and you’re waiting in lingerie? Also could you put photos of what lingerie you think they’d like on a girl/what you are wearing? Lol ty |  
y'all fam I’m wheezing is it bad that i’ve already had pictures for this for a while i just like pretty things especially underwear ~Admin Hedgehog (lingerie pictures under the cut)


Jin/Seokjin: he knew when he saw you on the bed that there would be very little resting going on for the both of you. He stood by the doorway, eyes roaming over your every curve, committing the image of you sprawled on the bed, in such beautiful lingerie to his memory, before walking over to you and getting your long night started.

Suga/Yoongi: tbh if yoongi comes home he’s gonna be home late at night so he might just see you and then lay down on the bed next to you and closes his eyes with a sigh, making u confused af until he props himself app and starts dragging his fingers on the areas that your skin is showing through the fabric.

J-Hope/Hoseok: when Hobi sees you laying on the bed in his favorite style of lingerie he’s not even going to hesitate for a second, he’ll start shedding every article of clothing he’s wearing as he makes his way to you,until he’s down to his boxers, and then he’ll gently kneel on the bed in front of you, drinking in the sight of you all laid out for him.

Rap Monster/Namjoon: if namjoon came home and found you wearing the lingerie he had suggested you buy, he would sigh deeply and and start to slowly take off his clothes, jokingly suggesting the idea that one of the members might have walked in instead of him, and what would you do then?? He would keep teasing you until he was gently rubbing your thighs, admiring how ethereal you looked.

V/Taehyung: tbh my darling spacey child would not even notice you were wearing lingerie until he turned around from putting his stuff away, and then he wouldn’t realize why you were dressed all sexy until you came up and hugged him, laughing at how goofy your boyfriend is. He would get the idea of your outfit when you kissed him though.

Jimin: would be super giggly, he had brought up the idea before of you waiting for him all dolled up like this, but never expected you would actually do it! He’ll gently slip himself onto the bed next to you, talking about his day before he asks about yours, and if you had happened to have a bad day, he’d pull out all the stops on the cheesiness and tell you that it was about to get much better~~

Jungkook: you had told him that you had a surprise for him, but he didn’t expect this of all things. International playboy here would try to act suave and shit but lmao as soon as you started to walk towards him he would panic and say you looked better then any fried squid he’s ever seen and god dammit jungkook u had one job and u blew it but if ur gracious please give him a BJ that will put him back in the mood for fun times lmao

Keep reading

Sneaking out with BTS

This was cute, thanks anon, for some reason while posting this i kept feeling like i was missing a member, lmao. 

Namjoon: 

tries to be cute and cliche and throw small rocks at your window because he saw it in all those movies you made him watch, ends up setting off like 4 car alarms and hitting your parents bedroom, gets scared when you suddenly pop up behind him because you already knew he was coming, probably drives you somewhere under the stars in a McDonald’s parking lot, while you’re sharing fries and feeding namjoon some of your shake while he talks about how much he loves u because it’s late and time for him to get deep

Originally posted by ew-jiminnie


Yoongi: 

pretending his lazy ass would actually get up to see you, he would like kind of just walk up to your house and ring the doorbell and ur like !!!! Yoongi shut up, but he’s genuinely confused like how else was he supposed to let you know? Probably just takes you back to his dorm to cuddle and sleep but you’re not even mad because he’s the best cuddler ever, forgets to wake you up when you told him to and you end up getting an ass whoopin from ya mama but it’s worth it

Originally posted by forjimin


Hoseok: 

calls you at like 2 am and whispers through the phone and you’re like, hoseok, u know you don’t have to whisper right? And he probably gets mad bc u ruined the “sneaky mood”, comes drives to get you and let’s you lay your feet across his legs while he drives, you don’t ask where you’re going but get excited when you see the bright park lights, so you both hop the fence and hoseok spends the night pushing you high on the swing and letting you get on his shoulders to cross the monkey bars

Originally posted by j-hopegifs


Jin: 

you have to be the one to convince him to sneak out with you, let’s be honest, he’s probably like but what if we get in trouble!!! And ur like stop being a nerd Jin, so he takes your challenge and texts you that he’s outside and watches you shimmy down the drain pipe, and the whole while he’s having a heart attack because oh god what if you fall??? But once you make it down he peppers you with kisses and walks you down to the 24 hour store and you guys buy snacks and spend the night wandering through the dim neighborhoods and bright parts of the city holding hands

Originally posted by kimnamboobs


Jimin: 

probably thought it was an amazing idea at first like hell yeah let’s sneak out babe lets be wild, but when it came down to it he was super nervous and tries to pretend he’s asleep when you ask him if he’s on his way, ends up sighing and giving in and going to get you on his fucking bike because he was scared of starting the car and waking up his parents, so you basically have to ride on his pegs wherever y'all go, luckily there’s a coffee shop that’s open until 3 am and you both huddle up in a corner together and Jimin’s like I’m happy I came :-) you look so cute at 1:37 in the morning :-)

Originally posted by forjimin


Taehyung: 

there’s no plan to be made, he literally pries open your fucking window and climbs in and you suddenly feel a weirdly cold hand and almost start yelling for your parents until you see Taehyungs blinking eyes staring at you like you ready to go? And you’re confused like what where are we going, but 10 minutes later you’re in his car and he pushes you inside his house and has a little fort set up along with a movie already playing and some snacks and you’re like Taehyung you know I have school/work in the morning right? And he’s like whatever lol idc, want some popcorn? And you like…yeah I do

Originally posted by taehyyungs


Jungkook: 

another one who acts like he’s down for it, but when you’re like jungkookie where r u? He’s like…I don’t know if I can make it…my parents are light sleepers.. And you’re a little sad but then Jungkooks like SIKE LMAO, and ends up being in front of your house with a hoodie for you, ends up taking your hand and leading you to this super cute little diner where he buys you food and feeds it to you and you help him wipe his mouth while the waitress stares at you both cause you’re so young and in love and she sighs like….they’re so cute…but isn’t it past their curfew?? Lmao

Originally posted by forjimin

imagine pocket-sized jungkook studying next to you while a kpop playlist plays in the background. sistar’s touch my body would come up on shuffle and jungkook would immediately jump up and start dancing on top of your worksheets.

tag game

Tagged by @nycbtslover thank u so much lydia

Rules: Complete the survey and tag five people when you are finished

1. Are you named after someone?
yes, my name is after one of the smartest women in indian history

2. When was the last time you cried?
today, WHEN I GOT MY BTS YNWA ALBUM!!!

3. Do you like your handwriting?

as long as people can read it lmao idc

4. What is your favorite lunch meat?
fried chicken

5. If you were another person, would you be friends with you?
hell yeah, i would love to be my own friend

6. Do you use sarcasm?
i’m getting pretty sarcastic nowadays

7. Do you still have your tonsils?
Yep! i do

8. Would you bungee jump?
lmao no

9. What is your favorite kind of cereal?
nougat bits?

10. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?

nah fam

11. Do you think you’re a strong person?
meh- i cry easily  

12. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
daim, oreo, nougat anything with chocolate or caramel

13. What is the first thing you notice about people?
their appearance n atttiutude

14. Red or pink?
pastel pink ftw

15. What is the least favorite physical thing you like about yourself?
my excess fat

16. What color pants and shoes are you wearing now?
pink capri pants and no shoes.  

17. What is the last thing you ate?
pasta

18. What are you listening to right now?
stigma by taehyung / V

19. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
purple

20. Favorite smell?
fucking men’s cologne im weak for that

21. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?
my dad

22. Favorite sport to watch?
bts

23. Hair color?
really dark brown

24. Eye color?
dark brown

25. Do you wear contacts?
nahhh, i wear glasses

26. Favorite food to eat?
pizza

27. Scary movies or comedy?
comedy ftw

28. Last movie you watched?
i think it was suicide squad–it came out on netflix recently

29. What color of shirt are you wearing?
neon pink

30. Summer or winter?
summer

31. Hugs or kisses?

anything works

32. What book are you currently reading?
do you mean fanfiction?

33. Who do you miss right now?
jimin n taehyung i hope they are well

34. What is on your mouse pad?
dont have one

35. What is the last TV program you watched?
shadowhunters

36. What is the best sound?
jimins voice or taehyungs

37. Rolling Stones or The Beatles?
none

38. What is the furthest you have ever traveled?
from denmark to india

39. Do you have a special talent?
lmao im fuckign boring

40. Where were you born?
in india

im tagging: @tahyns @taehyu @taegay @kimjongdaeswife @cinnamonsugas @yoongiski @baekhyeun @yxongis

anonymous asked:

could you do the RFA reacting to MC being a native American (like she goes to powows and eats frybread alot, also has like 60 cousins) and is insecure that she is lighter skinned than the rest of her family because her dad is white? thank u (^-^)

Part 2 of this ask: 

native ask 2/2 - frybread is bread that is like huge and circular and is deep fried and u put taco toppings on it and its so good (some) natives also believe in the great spirits and see eagles as spirits that show up in times of need. Just to help:)

Hello anon! I’m going to dump them into one hc because I think all of their reactions would end up the same :D I’m sorry if this is not up to your expectations. 

Anyways, enjoy!

  • Will be excited to learn about MC’s cultures and roots
  • 60 cousins…. 60?? Probably gonna faint whenever the extended family come and bombard them with questions
  • “MC! Skin colors doesn’t matter, its the inside that matters!”
  • Excited to try new foods!! Explaining the foods to them will be fun because they’ll be all sparkly eyes and curious. 
  • “What is that circular thingy you keep eating? Let me have some!”
  • Your family would be delighted to find someone that eats as happy and as many as them
  • When night comes you told them about the native beliefs. 
  • They’re all ears and as curious as a little kid
  • Gets more excited day by day because you are going to tell them about new things!

Namjoon stealing ur fries. U whine for them back and he agrees, but only if u kiss him.

music tag

i was tagged by: @skybluell and @berribaek thank you so much sweeties :D

Instructions:
You can tell a lot about a person by the music they listen to. Put your music on shuffle and list the first 10 songs, then tag 10 people. No skipping!

1. awoo by lim kim

2. bling bling by ikon

3. long time by xq

4. body by mino

5. would u by red velvet

6. fri. sat. sun by dalshabet 

7. all i wanna do by jay park

8. why by taeyeon

9. weekend by high4 20

10. young by zion.t and crush

i’m tagging: @bamethyst @cappukkino @sukooks @valuekook @cloudseokjin @taebaeul and anyone else who wants to do this!