would u like fries with that

wanna one as prom dates

lai guanlin

  • i imagine guanlin to go all out for prom
  • definitely would rent a limo to pick you up in
  • he’d be leaning against the door as he waits for you to come out
  • when he sees your front door opening, he kinda just like looks to the side, with his hands in his pocket 
  • u know, tryna model for you
  • but another reason he’s looking away is because he’s trying not to laugh at himself
  • then he’d finally side glance at ya
  • and he’d smile and say “you look beautiful”
  • in the limo, of course there’s strobe lights, a mini disco ball, and an abundance of cookies to choose from
  • at prom, YOU KNOW this boy would be up and down the dance floor
  • so he might forget you at times
  • but only because he’s caught up in dance battles
  • when a slow song comes on, you and him would be the only ones gettin fkin h y p e d

lee daehwi

  • daehwi is all about the perfect memories
  • plans a pre-prom photoshoot at the beach
  • which lasts like 5 hours
  • but worth it because you ended up having like 53987 photos
  • the corsage he gave you is just STUNNING
  • each part of it symbolizes something in your relationship
  • he actually hands you a beautifully decorated note with what each part means
  • he would never take his eyes off you all night
  • definitely cherishes the slow dances
  • would constantly ask if you’re thirsty/hungry/having fun
  • is proud to have you on his arm so he can show you off to everyone else
  • literally is talking to everyone he can just so others can compliment you
  • and he’d pretend to be all non-chalant but actually
  • hes the happIEST KID EVER

bae jinyoung

  • part of the shy baby club
  • overplans everything
  • like down to the very secOND
  • when plans go awry, he gets SO flustered
  • like he wanted to go the fanciest restaurant in town beforehand
  • however,, the reservation he made somehow wasn’t put into the system correctly so there were no more available tables at that time
  • to make it to prom on time, the closest eating establishment was a small diner
  • he apologizes countlessly but you two end up having so much fun there that you end up being late for prom
  • so late, its practically almost afterprom
  • he apologizes agaiN
  • but you two end up having more fun doing afterprom activities anyways
  • i mean you two end up playing minigolf until 2am

park woojin

  • hello president of shy baby club
  • is so nervous about everything
  • in pre-prom pics you can see the terror in his eyes
  • his hands had been shaking the whole time he held yours
  • is constantly wiping the sweat accumulating in his palms onto his pants
  • also can’t get the corsage to stay pinned
  • so he just ties a strand of your hair onto it to hold it
  • at prom, he loosens up more
  • only because he’s dance battling against guan
  • and suddenly he’s gaining so much more confidence
  • in the middle of a battle, he pulls you in
  • and twirls you around
  • although he began to get more confidence, he was tired of the hustle n bustle of other people so
  • at the end of the night, you two skip afterprom to stay home and have a movie marathon together

park jihoon

  • final member of the shy baby club
  • constantly scratching the back of his head out of nervousness because he’s afraid of making your prom experience anything less than amazing
  • but he’s also gelled his hair to the extreme so he has spikes of hair sticking out the back of his head before prom has actually even started
  • nonetheless, you two have the perfect pictures
  • jihoon would wanna join dance battling with woojin and guanlin
  • but he cant bear to leave your side 
  • so he prompts you to dance with him even if you dont want to
  • ends up making you want to dance more than he does
  • cant wipe the smile from his face for the ENTiRE night
  • keeps reminding you of how much he enjoys prom with you and will constantly thank you because he feels you could always do better and is grateful you’re there with him

kang daniel

  • he’d be waiting for you to be done getting ready
  • so he’s like talking to your parents about how grateful he is for you and wont shut up about you at all
  • once you come down, he’s like 
    • HOLY SHITSIES
    • YOU’RE HOT AS FUCC
    • GAW DAMN
  • totally oblivious to how your parents react because he’s literally hopping to you 
  • he grabs you and spins you around several times
  • he’s dizzy as fuck when he’s driving you to prom and is so happy he can’t stop saying everything that comes to mind
  • so you know, a cop pulls him over for driving all wonky 
  • after the cop deems daniel to not be drunk or anything
  • the cop drives you and daniel to prom because daniel is too happy to even think straight, let alone drive
  • daniel isn’t the master of cliches but this makes prom even more memorable for you

kim jaehwan

  • has the worst luck of the bunch
  • but that just makes prom better
  • “i’m sorry i had to take you in my moms minivan, my car just lost a tire this morning like dude wtf”
  • also forgot to make dinner reservations like you asked
  • “mcdonalds it is bb!”
  • he would drop the nuggets and fries all over the cars seats
  • “i think its still edible”
  • at prom, he’s that toe-tapper-and-head-bobber
  • but doesn’t actually dance
  • but when you convince him
  • he basically turns into your uncle jerry when he’s had 2 jello shots & is at an 80s themed disco party

ong seongwoo

  • loves eyes on him and you
  • so he insists on wearing matching gold sequined dress and suit
  • “we’re gonna shine brighter than that dinky discoball in the gym just u watch bby”
  • and he was right
  • when he stands in front of one of the spotlights
  • he blinds everyone that looks his way
  • dances as silly as he possible can because he loves to see you laughing 
  • during afterprom, he insists only you two do the activities together because now he only craves your eyes on him
  • tries to impress you in every activity
  • but actually kinda fails at everything
  • which u enjoy anyways 

hwang minhyun

  • one of the kindest, sweetest, cheesiest prom dates ever
  • he is graceful in everything and hides his nerves well
  • definitely takes the lead in prom activities
  • like
  • he would be doing his booty dance on the dance floor to lure you out
  • grabs you food and drinks before you even can ask
  • is a god at every afterprom activity
  • BASICALLY
  • THE MOST
  • PERFECT
  • DATE EVER
  • to help minhyun save face as being a graceful god, i’ll just leave out the fact that minhyun only did his booty dance all night, even when he was thrown into a dance battle with woojin and guanlin. :)

ha sungwoon

  • ok but like the. most. perfect. prom. date. ever.
  • super sweet and genuine
  • really isnt nervous at all
  • just is overflowing with confidence because he doesn’t want to overthink anything
  • you’re just super impressed by how sungwoon is super laidback so you don’t feel nervous either
  • .. ok so u know how i said he’s the most perfect date ever?
  • well, you know thiS BOI WOULD BE that one person screaming the lyrics to every song that plays
  • would also remember the dance moves to every song
  • to him, its a performance
  • and. he. kills. it.
  • you and him dance to gg songs flawlessly together and are stared in awe by the other people at prom

yoon jisung

  • only the sweetest prom date you could ever ask for
  • would tear up the moment he saw you in your prom dress
  • he made dinner for you because he wanted it to be more intimate before going to prom
  • also doesn’t really try to dance seriously
  • only dances goofily to try to make you smile and laugh at him
  • would hold your heels when you dance with your friends
  • or like if your feet were hurting at all
  • and when you come back, he’s grabbed all the deserts from the snack table and has them all waiting for you
  • keeps mental notes of how you’re doing
  • so when he sees you’re getting tired
  • he gives you a piggyback ride back to the car
  • once at home he’d massage your sore feet and shoulders to help you fall asleep
dating pony - hcs

this was requested by 3 anons and @staygoldimagines !! i hear yall lmao

  • he’s vvv clingy
    • “hey wyd? u wanna hang out”
    • “it’s been 2 hours”
    • “i know but i miss u”
  • literally always taking u out to the movies
    • whether u like it or not sometimes
    • “pony you’ve seen this movie three times why are we going to see it aga-”
    • “Y/N ITS MY FAVORITE”
  • dating pony?? well expect literal nonstop cuddling
    • like pony really enjoy just lounging around on the couch under a blanket w u 
    • talking about stuff or reading or listening to the radio or watching tv
    • but he nevER WANTS TO GET UP
    • "pony i’m thirsty, i’m gonna go pour myself some wa-”
    • "nonononO, cmon five more minutes??? five more minutes”
  • he l ov es when u play with his ears while yall cuddle
    • it makes him so sleepy and he loves that and u sm!!
  • sometimes u got a problem w pony’s smoking 
    • so you’ll dead lick your fingers and put out the cigarette that he just lit between his lips
    • or if it isn’t lit yet, you’ll just break it while its in his mouth LMFAo like
    • “nice try”
  • he’s so in love w how you look when you’re contemplative and deep in thought
    • so oFC this boy is gonna always be sketching u without u knowing
  •  the gang refuses (refuses!) to leave him alone lmao
    • “awwwwww is someone in love??”
    • *kissy noises*
    • “ohhh lover boyyyy”
    • “stfu??”
    • “ok how bout u watch ur language horsekid”
    • “PLANT ONE ON Y/N FOR ME”
    • *a bunch of whistles from the gang*  
    • “i hate u guys sm”
    • “oh, but you LOVE Y/N”
    •  *whistles continue*
    • *pony aggressively sighs*
  • pony is so full of love for u, it’s adorable man
    • he’ll write u poems or give u sketches he drew of u
    • he’s always thinking about u!!!
    • he’s also the first to say “i love you”!
    • even though he had terrible timing lmao
    • it was probably after the first time u guys actually kissed smh
  • he’s easily jealous!!
    • like he’ll get v salty w you when u hang w someone else??
    • especially steve tbh
    • “how did u get home last night? was everything okay?”
    • “yeah! steve gave me a ride, so it was fine”
    • “stEve”
    • “yeah, steve. soda’s best fri-“
    • “why didn’t u call me?? i couldve driven u home??”
    • “PONY U HAVE THE FLU - also u can’t drive??”
  • STEVE IS THE ULTIMATE COCKBLOCK I CANT
    • like sometimes pony would go sit down next to u
    • but steve gets there firST
      • so pony has to sit on tHE OTHER SIDE OF STEVE LMAO
    • AND STEVE WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND THE BOTH OF U
    • “HOW BOUT WE GET TWO IN HERE TO WATCH SOME MICKEY”

thedosianexplorer  asked:

(I love Elsewhere U soooo much) Speaking of the squirrels, my campus had two armies of grey and black squirrels that HATED each other, but would team up to screw with us. Diversion tactics to steal fries, hurling chestnuts at our heads, etc. If you felt like you were being watched, you were. The chipmunks and the lone, fat skunk were cool though.

the lone fat skunk dispenses sage advice when it suits him to

boyfriend! jungkook

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collab with mah best fraaand hwayoung (she basically wrote the whole thing lmao) - hana

Originally posted by bts-yes-please

  • super shy sweet boyfriend
  • has no idea how to be a boyfriend tho
  • asks his hyungs for advice e.g. where to take you out 
  • asks taehyung first but he would just tease him and be of no help
  • so he takes his ass to mama jin
  • jin would be an expert on dating and know all the cool places to eat (of course) and what to do
  • namjoon would be the kind of hyung to give advice on how to treat you right and all that deep shit e.g. working through conflicts 
  • he would sometimes get a little jealous but pretend that he wasn’t aka be very lowkey about it cos he doesn’t wanna make you sad or upset
  • he’d be like “no it’s okay i’m fine”
  • “but who is he?”
  • “i’m asking for a friend” (making shit up like that cos he doesn’t wanna be obvious lmao this cutie)
  • biggest dork when you’re staying in and watching movies or playing video games
  • nochu face
  • gets super competitive but lets you win if he keeps winning himself
  • pretends you won on your own and smiles at you while you do your celebratory dance
  • but in public he’d be like manly man aka muscly af
  • GOING TO THE GYM TOGETHER
  • gym mirror snaps!!
  • sometimes when he’d go by himself to the gym he’d stay there late
  • which would lead you to go all bossy mother on his ass and be like “joanne jungCOcK where u at”
  • “what time is it?”
  • “it’s one fucking AM”
  • loves cheap dates tbh and is defs not the type to go to expensive restaurants
  • because he’d be super super awkward there
  • burgers and fries and shakes
  • long walks in the city at night with long conversations
  • gives you his jacket when it’s cold
  • jungkook is overall a meme most of the time
  • again, super cute
  • endless supply of white shirts that you always steal
  • loves watching you do what you love 
  • just loves looking at you when you’re in concentration e.g. while you’re putting on makeup or when you’re reading something
  • if you caught him staring it would go like
  • “jungkook what u doin”
  • and he’d be all shy and smile with his cute af bunny teeth, looking all bashful
  • cheeky glances and catching his eye when you’re both head down and invested in your own work
  • just always wants to keep you happy

Originally posted by mrspreadinglegsjungkook

anonymous asked:

hi can you rec some nice todoroki/midoriya fanfics? i discovered @todoroukis fics because of your art and im a huge fan now... i need More

goT U!!! here are some of mY favs:

  • how would you feel by celestialfics which is my first tododeku fanfic and i was (am still) so in love. wedding date fic, super in character + the FLUFF
  • lions in cages, a heartwarming future fic which is also by celestialfics but like everything by them is so good just. yeaH U KNOW IT
  • the sun hung from a string is a collection of prompts and HONESTLY this has me crying x10 + also smiling its a beautiful mix of fluff and angst
  • demolition lovers, quirkless shouto au ITS SO GOOD angsty but also fluffy and its jst. wow
  • a burger and extra salty fries aka the twitter verse fic that everybody needs. so casual & light (yet still in character) and i remember laughing so much. the sequels are also gold
  • ok so u know i was skeptical of the villain!deku au at first bc i thought it would be ooc but free-falling by amaimai is PURE GOLD. so realistic it might as well be canon tbH wait no
  • what is right and what is easy by theroyalsavage, a triwizard au that i absolutely LOVE
  • you called it home ALSO by theroyalsavage and ughghghhff pining shouto. clutches chest
  • flowery language deserves way more love its so so dear to my heart. businessman!shouto, poet!izuku
  • aandddd self promo but MAYbe maybe read my fic? your arms around mine, an insomnia fic gTG

im in love with so many fics but thats all foR NOW i hope this suffices <3

trouble simon minter imagine

Simon minter imagine

a/n hi i really want to start writing more and so i am writing this imagine. It would help to have feedback on it and if anyone wants to request anything feel free to.

Summary: when y/n goes away for a couple of days leaving simon alone which both of yours 4 year old daughter who he one night takes over to the rest of the sidemen and some trouble is cause.

Word count: 1.8k

In the 4 years since you and Simon had welcomed daughter into the world you had only left them alone for a couple of weekends when you had to go away for work or when Simon would make you go away for girls weekend. He always looked after you as well as his precious daughter, Ariana, he always wanted you to have fun with your friends like you allow him.

So when he found out that you had a few days off work he booked you a hotel for you and a couple of friends to stay in, relax and not have to worry about waking up at 6:30 to make breakfast or having a little toddler running you around. You didn’t mind, you loved hanging around with Ari and Simon they keep you going and you and simon are planning on having more children soon in the future.

The only thing you didn’t like about leaving them is that well… things don’t always go well. The first time you left to go on a business trip you came home you find your daughters left arm wrapped in bandages after she had fallen over running and landed in some broken glass, leaving her with 3 stitches and a deep cut on her arm, now just sits a scar about 3cm long.

The second time you had a trip it came to an end early when you got a phone call from Josh saying that the simon had given himself a small break on his ankle, from playing football and couldn’t look after Ariana on his own as someone needed to help look after him.

And the last time you left them alone you came home to you house being a complete mess most of the junk food being eaten, a few broken picture frames as they had ‘accidently been hit when daddy was being my horse’ and ‘it was raining outside so we played football inside’. You then spent 2 days tidying up while simon caught up on videos and energy. Ariana likes to think that she helped but she mostly just sat or danced to the music playing in the background.

After you said you farewells to Ariana and gave Simon his warning about what would happen if things went wrong you hoped into the car with your friends driving away, you look in the mirror and see the 2 high fiving “I bet £10 we won’t make it the whole way through the weekend without a call from them”

Once your car turned the corner Ariana ran into you 3 bedroom house letting out a squeal as she ran to the kitchen simon hot on her heals.

Going straight to the island in the middle of your modern kitchen she made grabby hands up indicating that she wanted Simon to help the little girl up. Lifting her up with ease she reaches for the bowl of sweets that you leaving in the middle for guest and for you to have a sneaky one every once in awhile. Her and Simon spend a couple of minutes in silence eating the sweets before Ariana speaks up.

“I’m gonna miss mummy but we’re gonna have so much fun” she giggles starting to get a sugar high. Simon grins before grabbing the wrappers and putting them in the bin.

“What do you wanna do?” Simon asks the little girl who chewing on her third starburst. After thinking for a minute she starts to smile coming up with her own idea of fun.

“Can we go to the Sidemen house” she asks loving the way her ‘uncles’ are around her. They spoil her, giving her sweets, hugging her, letting her go on the gym equipment, with help by them and they always let her be in charge of the tv.

Her favourite is Josh as him and Freya take her for days out, they get her the biggest birthdays and Christmas presents, he lets her go on his computer and when she was a baby she would pull his beard and he wouldn’t care.

Simon agrees and takes them to put on their shoes and coats as it’s started to rain outside. Ariana runs upstairs and grabs her favorite bunny rabbit, that Josh and Freya got her when she was born, she refuses to fall asleep without it and has always taken it to the sidemen house as it’s the only place you allow her to take it not wanting her to lose it anywhere else. The too walk the short distance to Simon car and get in. Ariana love driving with her dad as he puts her car seat in the front letting her see the whole of the road and see her dad driving.

After singing multiple songs from frozen and the 2 singing along they arrive at the sidemen house. After Simon helped Ariana out the car she ran straight to the door jumping up and down waiting for her dad to come with his spare key to unlock the door. After what feels like more time that it did for Ariana the doors gets unlocked and she runs straight un to the living room to start her hunt for the boys. Having no luck there she runs to the kitchen still not finding the boys.

“Daddy can I go upstair to find uncle josh” she yells to her dad who has only just got to the kitchen. Without waiting for a proper answer there was a patter of little shoes running up the stairs. Running round to Josh’s room she knocks on the door twice waiting hoping for Josh to open the door revealing himself.

“Uncle Josh!” she scream hoping for Josh to hear her. After some shuffling the other side of the door it opens to Arianas delight and she is greeted with a wide armed Josh. He lifts her up and gives her a tight hug her wrapping her arms around his neck and her legs around his stomach.

Finally when Ariana loosened her grip Josh carries her back downstairs to Simon who was now joined by Vikk.

“VIKK” Ariana screams at him yet still hanging onto Josh giving him a ringing in his ear. Placing her down she runs across the kitchen straight into his arms. With the 2 exchanging a hug they all head into the living room. All sitting in the sofa and after many pleads for Ariana they end up watching Frozen.

“Ari do you want a drink” Simon asks her. Nodding her head and not taking her eyes if the tv that her and Vikk are so engrossed in watching. About Half way through the film Ariana finally takes her eyes of the film due to the annoying sound of pinging that Joshes phine was making.

“Excuse me Josh but i’m trying to watch the film and no phones aloud” she says sassily. Josh silenced his phone and place it on the coffee table putting his hands up in surrender.

Once the film had finished and Ariana was full up with sugar due to the amount of junk food and fizzy drink she had previously drunk, she had a lot of energy that needed to be released and quickly before she burst with excitement.

“ how about we play some football or with the nerf guns?” Josh suggests.

“Gun. Nerf guns”Ariana says getting up out of her space on the sofa. Josh takes her hand and they go to the storage cupboard getting 4 guns out. A little on for Ariana and 3 bigger ones for the boys.

“Are we doing teams?” asks Vikk. Deciding with Josh and Ariana vs Simon and Vikk they divide. Ari and Josh run up stair while Simon and Vikk stay downstairs.

“3..2..1.. GO!” shouts Ariana aiming her gun and trying to shot the boys below her missing mostly but that was made up by Josh hitting them most of the time. And that’s when the trouble happened, Simon who was aiming for Josh was laughing at Vikk being hit in the head and wasn’t looking where he was shooting resulting in Ariana getting hit in the eye. When the screams of pain were heard the rest of the house filled with silence.

Simon dropped his gun and ran up the stairs to his crying daughter.

“I’m sorry baby I didn’t mean to do it i was trying to his Uncle Josh” Simon say quickly hugging his crying daughter picking her up and rocking her in his arms.

Taking her to the kitchen Vikk gets some ice out the freezer and wraps it in a tea towel handing it to Simon to place it over Arianas eye. Her whales turn into soft whimpers and the tears dry on her cheeks.

“It’s cold” she moans with a giggle. The boys let out a chuckle and Simon looks at the clock.

“Maybe we should head home now” Simon says to Ari and although she didn’t want to leave she nods her head. Crawling across the island she hugs Vikk and Josh. Simon picks her up and grabs her shoes and coat taking her to the car. They wave to the boys as they drive home. They enter the quiet house and eat the greasy McDonalds they brought on the way home.

“If mum asks why u have a black eye just say you fell over okay” Simon says to the girl who was shoving multiple fries into her mouth.

“It’s going to cost you” she says with an innocent smile on her face. Simon looks at her with a confused look and questions her.

“You let me stay up past bedtime and we watch tangled” Ariana say before picking up her burger and eating it.

“You’re just like you mum” Simon say remembering all the times she would make them stay up late cuddling on the sofa watching films and eating junk food. “But i guess we could but you can’t tell mum she come home tomorrow” Simon says giving in.

After eating and bath time the 2 cuddle up on the sofa with you favorite blanket covering the two from the cold air. Tangled started playing and Ariana sung to all the song Simon smiling down at her. By the end of the film all the popcorn had been eaten and the two were asleep worn out from the day.

You returned in the morning seeing the two asleep on the sofa covered by your blanket and then you saw Ariana’s black eye walking closer you take a better look but not wanting to wake them you leave them asleep to question them later.

“I don’t think I will be going away again anytime soon.” You mumble to yourself.

This is my first imagine i hope its okay i would love feedback.

Xx

WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS HOLBY CITY SHIT #19

AYE LADZ I’M GLAD EVERYONE’S ENJOYING THESE😎😎
- I CAN RELATE TO FLORAL GUY’S RUNNING MORE THAN I WANT TO ADMIT LADZ
-DID ANYONE ELSE FORGET THAT GOSSIP GURL & NEW KID WERE ENGAGED
-MY BAB IS BACK OMG I MISSED DEM CHEEKBONES
-SOUTH OF FRANCE YOU SAY RIGHT THEN I’M OFF TO FINALLY SEE MY BAB SERENA, MERCI BAGETTES OOH LA LA ARRIVEDECHI
-just realised that arrivedechi is italian ffs
-NAH CAN U FUCK OFF U CAN’T GET RID OF LOVELY LESBIAN LADY’S DEPARTMENT JUS SEEING HER BEAUTIFUL FACE CURES PEOPLE
-HOW DID THIS WOMAN KNOW LITTLE TWAT & GOSSIP GURL WERE RELATED WHY THE FUK IS EVERYONE ON THIS SHOW PHYSCHIC
-GOSSIP GURL BEING GENERALLY EXASPERATED WHENEVER LITTLE TWAT IS AROUND IS ME
-CURLY FRIES BEING PROTECTIVE OF YOUNG STALIN GIVES ME LIFE
-N0 NEW KID U DON’T TELL UR ALMOST FATHER-IN-LAW ABOUT THAT PERSONAL SHIT LAD I CAN SEE THE FUTURE & IT’S TELLING ME THIS IS GONNA BITE HIM IN THE ASS
-“OUR CORPORATE ASSASSIN” NOoo0 LOVELY LESBIAN LADY U CAN’T BE DOING PEOPLE LIKE THIS😂
-WHY AM I CRYING AT THE TWO ARMY MUMS JUS HAVING A CHAT LIKE IT’S JUS BEAUTIFUL?? IT’S JUS REALLY NICE?? LIKE IM ACTUALLY CRYING LADZ
-HANSSEN OFFERING LLL™ GREEN TEA TO CALM HER DOWN WOULD BE ME TBH
-FINALLY SOME LOYALTY FROM BIG POPPA I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR ABOUT SIX DECADES
-WHEN THAT PATIENT WAS TRYNA GET YOUNG STALIN & CURLY FRIES TOGETHER (#CURLY STALIN??) I WAS JUS SINGING “THAS MY GIRLLLL”
-YASSS BIG POPPA WERK THAT LOYALTY LIKE NOBODY’S BUSINESS
-GOSSIP GURL TEARING LITTLE TWAT DOWN FROM HIS HIGH DONKEY WAS E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G LIKE YASS MY BAB IS LIVINGGGG🔥🔥
-WAIT WTF
-wAiT n0
-LOVELY LESBIAN LADY ™ CANT LEAVE
-WHO’S 5 SECOND APPEARANCE EVERY WEEK WILL I LOOK FORWARD TO?? Wh0 wiLL i speND MY TUesDaY NighTS DRibBLiNG OvER? whAt LEsbian wiLL i fiNd to L0ve?
-BUT AT LEAST SHE GOING TO SEE HER BAB @ THE SOUTH OF FRANCE SO THEY CAN FUCK
-OOPS SORRY I MEANT ‘SO THEY CAN HAVE A NICE CHAT’ GOSH DARN THAT AUTOCORRECT AMIRITE
OVERALL THOUGHTS:
quick announcement there might not be a “why did nobody tell me about this holby city shit” next week because i might’ve suffered FuCKinG hEaRt FaiLURe BECAUSE ALL MY LESBIANS ARE DISAPPEARING & I’M TRYING TO CATCH THEM LIKE THEY ARE FuCKiNG p0kEM0n & ItS N0t FUCKING w0rKinG BECAUSE THEY R ALL MORE SLIPPERY THAN LUBE ON A SNAKE SO I CAN’T CATCH THEM

❧ b.sk | roommate!au

Originally posted by seungkvvan

pairing; seventeen seungkwan x reader

genre; bulletpointed, roommate!seungkwan, humor (loads of this), fluff (loads of this too)

✎a/n; i’m eggcited for this wewew hope ya’ll enjoy thiss !! psps. i’m probably gonna do this on a lot of other members so do leave a msg in my inbox to let me know who you’d like to see a roommate!au on ;))

  • UWAKK I CAN ALREADY PICTURE THIS
  • ok so so sO!
  • seungkwan
  • boo seungkwan
  • as a roommate
  • you seriously won’t know whether to thank all the gods up there for sending you such an angelic patootie 
  • or to curse the devils for sending you one of their kind
  • bc not gon lie but seungkwan is a real mix
  • the story of how the two of you ended up in the same dorm room is really simple tbh
  • according to school protocols ;; male dorms and female dorms should be far apart
  • like really far apart
  • bc no one wants ehEM EHEM to happen right?
  • wrong lol 
  • the university gives no shit about that man
  • they just mix whatever they want
  • but most girls and guys willingly stick to sharing a room with the same gender since it’ll be less awkward
  • but you transferred to the school around midterms 
  • and the girls’ dorms were full
  • or at least that’s what they told you
  • so they decide to put you in the guys’ dorms
  • “you don’t mind, right?” 
  • “of course not. everything’s alright.” 
  • “great. here’s your key. eleventh floor, room five.” 
  • ok you minded
  • a lot.
  • like you pretty much have to live with this guy now?? and if he’s messy and disgusting and—
  • oh my god you didn’t even want to think about it
  • you kinda resigned to your fate and went straight to the dorms, to your room, bc you had a shitload of luggage to park.
  • when you got in, you were pleasantly surprised
  • the place was really really really clean??
  • like there were no random trousers hanging everywhere and the floor felt really dust-less
  • and you felt that ray of hope that this plan wouldn’t be so bad after all
  • and like juST before you were about to unpack
  • the door opens
  • //grand music plays
  • seungkwan enters
  • but at that time you didn’t know him yet so you just awkwardly scramble to your feet
  • and bow slightly since you were aware that your roommate was a year older
  • and do your formal introduction of ‘hi i’m y/n please take care of mi’
  • you look up and notice he’s cute
  • like cute as in
  • the baby kind of cute screeeeches
  • and he looked nice and quiet
  • HA ‘QUIET’ WHAT WERE YOU EVEN THINKING
  • ok so he introduces himself as seungkwan 
  • and the start was really awkward tbh 
  • the both of you were just literally walking circles around the room and staying on opposite ends bc awKWARD !1!!
  • you weren’t one to start a convo so yeah this time was no exception
  • but seungkwan actually initiated one and you were so relieved bc you were literally suffocating from this awkward air
  • he was like “so, um, you’re a year younger?” 
  • “yeah”
  • “do you need help, er, unpacking?”
  • you turn to your heavy ass luggage and overflowing clothes and laughed
  • “yeah, i guess?”
  • seungkwan looked excited bc he internally wanted to do sth so ya’ll can get over this ice cold thing
  • so ice ice baby ok i’m sorry let’s continue
  • and he literally bounces on two feet and like goes over to you and hE LOOKED LIKE AN ADORABLE PENGUIN ASDFGHJK
  • he helps you get your clothes out and like a lot of them got unfolded so he kindly folds them back and stacks them neatly
  • then he like opens the empty side of the closet which he wasn’t using and helps you load your clothes in there
  • and he hangs up your coats before coming back to you 
  • who was struggling with the cables you had put in your bag bc they tangled up real bad
  • meANWHILE
  • seungkwan decides to unzip a ‘hidden compartment’ of your luggage 
  • and vOILA
  • he bursts into laughter and you had no idea what was going on
  • then you notice the unzipped compartment and you just
  • “SEUNGKWAN !!!?!??!?!?” 
  • and he was literally a laughing mess on the floor like his ears were red and he was rolling about trying to catch his breath but it wasn’t working
  • bc,,,, you kept your bra and undies in there
  • and seungkwan saw it
  • zE eMBArrASSmENT 
  • seungkwan manages to choke out an ‘iM soRRY’ before he continues dying in his own laughter
  • and you can’t help but laugh too bc his laughter was contagious asf
  • and bc of this incident ,,, ya’ll became really really close
  • it’s like a ‘he already saw my undergarments on our first meeting what worse can happen’
  • so yall became very open with each other
  • like after four months or so ya’ll bFF MAN
  • he even knew where you kept your pads
  • bc there were those days where it just comes unexpectedly and you don’t know until you strip in the toilet for a bath
  • so you just scream for seungkwan to pass you one like
  • “seUNGKWANN”
  • “YA”
  • “WILL YOU BE A DEAR AND—”
  • “YA SURE” 
  • that was great to you tbh like it made life so convenient
  • but the downsides of having seungkwan as a roommate 
  • lolol 
  • so many many
  • seungkwan’s in the school choir (which surprisingly accepts both boys & girls)
  • so he claims he needs his personal vocal practice
  • every.
  • single.
  • day.
  • and the room turns into a freaking opera theatre istg
  • like you literally hear him go do re mi fa SO LAR TEE DOHHHHH
  • while you’re there just trying to get your shit tgt
  • and you sometimes suspect he’s just trying to annoy you on purpose
  • bc he goes wAAY out of tune just to hit the extra extra high notes
  • and he even screeches sometimes and oh god your goosebumps just ploop
  •  “ seungkwan. ”
  • “ SOLLLL “
  • “ boo “
  • “ LAAAAAAA “
  • “ seung “
  • “ TEEEEEEEEEEE”
  • and you dont even bother to say the last syllable of his name and you just glare at him and he just shuts up and laughs really loud like his eyes squints together and he just drops onto the bed
  • adorable
  • he’s also really childish at heart so
  • he likes messing with you when you’re in the shower
  • he would turn off the heater and/or the lights
  • and the first time he turned off the lights you freaked out really badly bc you were afraid of the dark and you genuinely thought there was a blackout
  • and you shouted for him but he didn’t know you were scared so he just silently snickered outside
  • but when he heard you sob on the other side of the door
  • oHhHHhhH GOOD GOD
  • he quickly turns the lights back on and like when you come out he was so damn apologetic like
  • “i’m so sorry i didn’t know omg”
  • “ i h8 YOU “
  • but no you didn’t lol you loved this squish
  • and he made up for it by literally being by your side for the next few days
  • and cuDDLE SESSIONS BECAME A THING
  • i mean
  • ya’ll were roommates
  • cuddling is the most normal thing to happen
  • so aft that ‘blackout’ incident ,,, that night ,,,
  • you couldn’t sleep lol
  • you guys had a really wide bunk bed if that made sense??
  • it was almost like a second story on the upper deck
  • seungkwan had been taking the bottom deck so when you moved in you just took the one at the top
  • and thAT NIGHT
  • you just kept tossing and turning and like the bed would shake a little every time you move
  • so seungkwan can’t sleep either since the bed just keeps wobbling
  • “you can’t sleep?” he says,, just staring up
  • “…yeah.”
  • and then there’s this short silence.
  • “you up for cuddles?”
  • and another silence.
  • bc ngl you lived for cuddles
  • but you would get really insecure about everything bc like your cuddle partner would be sososo close ?? ya’know??
  • but before you can reply,,
  • seungkwan literally just comes up and pokes his head to your deck and grins and you just laugh
  • aandddd he just scurries to your side and plonks down 
  • “ you’re not against this, right? ”
  • he just doesn’t want you to feel uncomfortable or anything uk
  • “ n-no, i’m not. ”
  • seungkwan would like laugh at your nervousness,, but he just wraps his arm around you and just stroke your hair and stuff like that 
  • and it calmed you down a loooot.
  • he was so warm and comfy you honestly just wanted to stay in his arms forever lolol
  • so this cuddle thing became a very natural thing since it happened often aft that
  • and when the two of you actually fall asleep
  • it’s a totally different thing in the middle of the night 
  • you would accidentally jab him in the eyeballs since you move q alot when you sleep
  • and he just jerks awake like whO IS YOU WHO AWOKE ME FROM MAI BEAUTY SLEEP
  • then he sees you with your arms sprawled everywhere and he’d just laugh quietly before tucking you back under the covers
  • and the next morning he’d complain all about it
  • “ Y/N ”
  • “ ?? whAT ”
  • “ YOU NEARLY TORE MY EYEBALLS OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS YTD ”
  • ya he exaggerates a lot
  • and you’d just laugh bc you are aware of the fact that you are kinda violent when you’re in dreamland
  • but seungkwan honestly doesn’t mind lol bc other than that,, you were a good cuddle buddy
  • oK MOVING ON
  • can you imagine when ya’ll have to order food
  • HAHAHA it’s like tug of war
  • like you like fried chicken
  • but he likes seasoned chicken
  • and you guys can’t buy both bc you guys were supposed to sneak it into the dorms
  • and two packs of chicken would be like bringing a freaking mountain into the dorm
  • so you two just start throwing random stuff at each other
  • “ you broke my pen ytd?? ”
  • “you dropped my compact powder and it got everywhere.”
  • “ya but u made me clean the entire room bc of that.”
  • “but we got seasoned chicken in the cafeteria”
  • “horrible ones.”
  • “yoU TURNED OFF THE LIGHTS THAT DAY”
  • “no, okay, but —”
  • “YOU MADE ME CRI”
  • seungkwan just gives up and 
  • “fiNE FRIED CHICKEN OK”
  • //internal evil laughter
  • “love you seungkwannn”
  • //finger guns
  • seungkwan just shakes his head and places the order and turns away from you to let out his smile
  • ok ya so all in all
  • seungkwan would just be a really soft and annoying roommate 
  • and the two of you would be like the bickering best friends
  • heartheart
Ruki and Kai steal pieces of the boys’ food (Rajigaze Jan 20)

Reita (reading mail): “Aoi-san, Reita-san, good evening. This is just something I thought about New Year parties. Usually at end of year parties and new year parties there are a lot of platters of like fried chicken and french fries, don’t you wonder about those two or three pieces that are always left? Like, do u take the platter away or not?”

(Aoi giggling)

Reita: So what do u think?

Aoi: *ojisan grunt* Hm..mmm……mhhh…..I mean, I definitely….uh…hmmm yeah idk

Reita: Okay what if there was one piece left, would you take it?

Aoi: No I couldn’t

(Reita laughing) 

Aoi: I mean, I have a lot of kouhais so…

Reita: Ohh, in that case I get it.

Aoi: In those cases don’t eat that much. Because I want everyone to eat, you know?

Reita: You can’t eat it and you’re like, aww someone took the fried chicken (laughs)

Aoi: But I mean everyone gets full you know?

Reita: Oh I guess so yeah

Aoi: Yeah

Reita: Yeah I guess when there’s only one piece left I can’t take it either. 

Aoi: Right

Reita: But tbh don’t you just want someone to take it??

Aoi: Yeahh! If we run out we can just order more u know?

Reita: Yeah, right? So you’d think we could just take it, but we can’t.

Aoi: Yeeeep.

Reita: When the members eat together, do we leave pieces?

(Aoi giggles)

Reita: I feel like the type-B’s don’t care about that

Aoi: Yeah they don’t

Reita: (laughing) But I’m actually thankful for that!

Aoi: Yeah…but sometimes they piss me off

Reita: (laughing) What why what they do

Aoi: Well…I don’t wanna ruin their reputation or anything…..

Reita: Like, we order something and there’s exactly five things, and then we realize that one of them has eaten two (laughing)

Aoi: Omg all the time!! I’m like excuse me something is missing???

(Reita laughing)

Aoi: Like I notice it and I’m like…y’all fucked up…

(both laughing)

deadlyichor  asked:

can i get a fuckin uhhhhhhhh chloe n caleb for the brotp ask meme?

ABSOLUTELY 

who steals french fries off the other’s plate: caleb except its not really stealing bc she Knows and could stop him if she wanted but free fries are free fries, thank u chloe

who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple: tbh i dont think either of them would but i DO think theyd share like. that look. the “why are straights” look. the visceral feeling of “i can’t believe i have to exist in this heteronormative world” that u share w/another lgbt person. tired solidarity.

who has to bust or bail the other out of jail: they call sam

who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues: chloe mostly for sure and while caleb doesnt necessarily give advice & chloe doesnt ask it of him sometimes he says things abt relationships and chloe is caught off guard by how good and real it is bc this is also the boy that called his therapist to talk abt his boy problems,, but caleb knows some stuff

who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes: chloe!! caleb always yells abt how its cheating she doesnt even need to do that she can read his mind this is So Dumb,, but they have fun

who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk: caleb always

who starts and who wins the pillow fights: alternates & neither of them ever win they start laughing and call a truce after like two minutes. theyre losers.

who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush: she wouldnt say that bc she’d just talk to caleb directly but chloe is definitely like listen!!! listen!!! adam likes you!!! a lot!!!! go be gay!!! live!!!!

send me a brotp !!

Rereading Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: Chapter Nine - The Half-Blood Prince

AAAAWWW schnap we got the title chapter yall!!! that means shits gonna be good

- so harrys still obsessed (read: in love) with draco and hes all ‘BUT LISTEN TO WHAT HE SAID’ and rons just like ‘ugh he was just trying to show off so he could give the D to pansy dood’ and like, hes not wrong (ok he actually is wrong but u get the joke ok)

- oh lord. lavender brown has appeared. i want you all to know i would never seriously slut shame anyone. but I HATE THIS HOE

Ron, swallowing an entire fried egg whole.

hot.

- ALSO FUCK THESE GUYS FOR NOT TAKING HAGRIDS CLASS like come on just take one for the team ok!!!! the class isnt that bad!!!!!! im sad bc my bb is gonna be sad bc NO ONE shows up for his class

“Why do you want to continue with Transfiguration, anyway? I’ve never had the impression that you particularly enjoyed it.”
Neville looked miserable and muttered something about “my grandmother wants”.
“Hmph,” snorted Professor McGonagall. “It’s high time your grandmother learned to be proud of the grandson she’s got, rather than the one she thinks she ought to have - particularly after what happened at the Ministry.”
Neville turned very pink and blinked confusedly; Professor McGonagall had never paid him a compliment before.

this is legit the cutest interaction ever and THE TRUEST TEA U’VE EVER SPILT MINERVA

- guys im just really happy harry is quidditch captain. my heart is warm. bb NEEDED this

- lol wtf snape has like pictures of gore and people being tortured on the walls of the classroom. de fuq?

Typically, ten minutes into the lesson Hermione managed to repel Neville’s muttered Jelly-Legs Jinx without uttering a single word, a feat that would surely have earned her twenty points for Gryffindor from any reasonable teacher, thought Harry bitterly, but which Snape ignored. 

BITCH. dont disrespect hermione like this

He turned his wand on Harry so fast that Harry reacted instinctively; all thought of nonverbal spells forgotten, he yelled, “Protego!”
His Shield Charm was so strong Snape was knocked off-balance and hit a desk. The whole class had looked around and now watched as Snape righted himself, scowling.
“Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?”
“Yes,” said Harry stiffly.
“Yes, sir.”
“There’s no need to call me ‘sir’, Professor.”

1. yaaaas baby u go wit yo strong ass charms 2. OMG THIS IS MY FAVORITE LINE LITERALLY EVER. i didnt see it coming. but im so glad it happened in this chapter.

- lol ernie macmillan is so fucking hilarious. like forrealz most underrated character.

- harry thinks amortentia smells like treacle tart, broomsticks, and something ‘flowery’ that reminded him of the burrow    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

“I can smell freshly mown grass and new parchment and -”
But she turned slightly pink and did not complete the sentence.

WHY DONT U JUST FINISH THE SENTENCE AND SAY ‘A FRECKLY RED-HEADED BOY’

Hermione turned to Harry with a radiant expression and whispered, “Did you really tell him I’m the best in the year? Oh, Harry!”
“Well, what’s so impressive about that?” whispered Ron, who for some reason looked annoyed. “You are the best in the year - I’d’ve told him so if he’d ask me!”

for some reason.

- ugh i love how impressed slughorn is by hermione. FINALLY SOME RECOGNITION UP IN THIS POTIONS ROOM

- potion making potionmakingpotionmaking blah blah blah “wow whoever owned this book was the bees knees at potion making!!!! i wonder who it is!!!!” aaaaaand harry wins the liquid luck THATTA BOI

- “This book is the property of the Half-Blood Prince” is the last line of the chapter and it gives me goosebumps yall

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WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS HOLBY CITY SHIT #4

-THE EPISODE NAME(2 HEARTS) REMINDED ME OF THAT SONG ‘ONE LOVE’ BY BLUE
- I FEEL LIKE ITALIAN GUY™ SHOULDN’T WORK AT A HOPITAL LIKE I JUST IMAGINE HIM IN A COFFEE ADVERT OR DANCING IN A BALLET
- I CAN JUST IMAGINE HIM PRANCING AROUND IN A BALLET, IT JUST SEEMS RIGHT
-IS THAT A MOTORCYCLE HELMET I SEE CAN THIS WOMAN SO EVERYTHING I NEED A FAN I AM GAY 4 CHEEKBONES
-FLORAL DUDE™ LOOKS LIKE MY SISTER AFTER FRESHERS WEEK I’M DEAD
-ITALIAN CHEEKBONES IS GOING DOWNHILL SO FAST IT’S ALMOST LIKE I CAN SEE THE QUICKSAND
-FLORAL DUDE™ GIVES 0 FUCKS TODAY
-ALSO GAY 4 ZOSIA LOOK AT HER CHATTING TO THAT COOL OLD MAN LIKE SHE CARES FOR THEM ALL
-BUT LIKE ALSO I LEARNT THAT POTATO TRICK IN YEAR 3 ZOSIA GO BACK 2 SCHOOL AND LEARN PROPER SCIENCE THIS MEDICINE SHIT WON’T HELP U IN LIFE
-LOVELY LESBIAN LADY™’S FRINGE IS E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G
-“I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO” LIKE IDK MAYBE SERENA CAMPBELL ;)))))
-IS SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE A BOTTLE OF SHIRAZ IMAGINE LLL™ DRINKING IT AND THINKING OF SERENA AND BEING ALL ‘I WISH I WAS HOME BUT I’VE GOT 2 DEAL W/ THE STRAIGHTS’ BULLSHITE’
-OH FUK OFF RIC LLL™ HAS GOT EVERYTHING IN ORDER DON’T EVEN TRY IT UNLESS U WANT 2 CATCH THESE HANDS
-CHEEKBONES™ LOOKS AT NEW KID™ LIKE HE’S A BOTHERSOME FLY
- MO BEING ON CHEEKBONES™’ SIDE LIKE YAS SISTERS STICK TOGETHER SISTERS OVER FRIES OR WHATEVER IDK IT’S SOME STRAIGHT NONSENSE
-WHY IS THIS WOMAN TALKING WHILST HE IS PERFORMING SURGERY ON HER?? I WOULD BE LIKE FUCK NO I’LL JUST NOT DISTRACT U FROM SAVING MY LIFE
- RIC GIVING THIS TALK ABOUT NO DISTRACTIONS AND LLL™’S LITTLE LOOKS AT HIM AND THEN MINI MORVEN SHOWING UP THE WHOLE SCENE WAS GREAT
-NEW KID™ IS STILL SO DESPERATE FOR VALIDATION
-WHEN CHEEKBONES™ SAID BE VERY CAREFUL WHO’S SIDE UR ON I THOUGHT I SAW NEW KID™ PHYSICALLY GULP
-I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT JUST IMAGINING NEW KID™ RUNNING AROUND WITH THAT HEART ALL AROUND THE HOSPITAL MADE CRY WITH LAUGHTER I DON’T KNOW WHY HELP ME
-LLL™ WITH HER FEMININE INTUITION MADE ME MELT PHYSICALLY
-CAN U BELIEVE LOVELY LESBIAN LADY™ INVENTED PARENTING
-CHEEKBONES™ IS ME WHEN UR IN A GROUP PROJECT BUT U DON’T TRUST NO ONE SO U HAVE TO OBSERVE EVERYTHING THEY DO JUST INCASE
-SHE GOT HANSSEN THERE AS WELL I’M DYING
-STOP TRYING TO GET INTO CHEEKBONES™’ GOOD BOOKS ITALIAN GUY™ GO AND DO A BALLET OR SOMETHING #CHEEKBONEZ
- WAIT DOES HANSSEN SHIP ITALIAN CHEEKBONES
-“YOU 2 VERY CLEARLY WORK WELL TOGETHER” ARE U SEEING THINGS MATE BECAUSE I DON’T THINK THAT WAS THE CLEAREST THING I’VE SEEN TODAY I MEAN FOG HAS BEEN CLEARER THAN THAT
-SOMEONE GIVE HANSSEN A PERSCRIPTION FOR HALLUCINATIONS BECAUSE HE IS SEEING THINGS
-JESUS RIC LIKING YOUR JOB ISN’T THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD COME ON NOW
-WHEN ITALIAN GUY™ SAID “A WORD OF ADVICE” TO NEW KID™ I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO SAY “STOP SUCKING UP 2 EVERYONE”
-NO BUT HE’S LOOKING FOR SO MUCH VALIDATION FROM ITALIAN GUY™ I’M STARTING 2 THINK HE’S GAY #ITALIAN KID ??? BUT NAH WE ALL KNOW HE STRAIGHTER THAN A RULER SO
-CHEEKBONES™ AND SHORT BLONDIE ARE THE FLORAL GUY™ PROTECTION SQUAD THIS IS THE MOST COMPASSION I’VE SEEN FROM CHEEKBONES™ EVER
-“DEPRESSION IS JUST MY PERSONALITY”
-WHEN ITALIAN GUY ™ SAID “IN THEATRE” I GOT CONFUSED AND THOUGHT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE OTHER TYPE OF THEATRE THIS JUST PROVES HE LOOKS LIKE HE SHOULD BE IN A BALLET OR SOME SHIT: JUST NOT A HOSPITAL
-YES CHEEKBONES™ UR TOO GOOD FOR HIM
-I DIDN’T KNOW I NEEDED CHEEKBONES™ SPEAKING ITALIAN BUT SHIT I DID
- JUST IMAGINE HER SPEAKING ITALIAN TO ZOSIA IN BED I’M SO GAY FOR CHEEKBONEZ LIKE THEY’VE ONLY HAD 2 SCENES TOGETHER BUT LIKE I’VE JUMPED ABOARD THAT SHIP
-AND I THOUGHT THE BIGGER THING WAS FLORAL GUY™ WAS DYING BUT NO HE STEALS SHIT THIS WAS THE MOST SURPRISING THING I’VE GOT FROM HOLBY SO FAR
-JUST STAY ON DARWIN U LITTLE SHIT IF U MESS UP LLL™ ’S STORYLINES U WILL CATCH THESE HANDS
-HONESTLY CHEEKBONES™’S REACTION WAS MINE LIKE COME ON NOW WE KNOW UR GONNA BE BACK IN 3 MONTHS AFTER FUCKING UP AAU
-WAIT ISN’T ZOSIA HIS GIRLFRIEND AND HE DIDN’T TELL HER FIRST COME ON NOW SON FIX UR ACT
-THAT LITTLE WINK AT THE END MADE ME SHIP #ITALIAN KID ??? FOR ABOUT 0.1 SECONDS
-SERENA WHERE U AT GIRL WE MISSES U YEAH COME BACK WE LIKE U LOTS & LOTS

anonymous asked:

Hi! Do you know of any new chat fics that have the whole ot7 grouping? Thank you!

chong! jojun! balsa! (point! aim! shoot!) by nutaella - sunflower <3 to [HEADS UP HOES] sunflower <3: OMG GUYS sunflower <3: MY BOY REPLIED
(basically taehyung is the most precious, jeongguk is two hundred percent whipped, yoongi is the best brother, seokjin is a nagging mother, jimin is the bestest best friend, namjoon is the most normal, and hoseok is the meme king and the lonely one)

IMMA BEAT THAT PUSSY by sotaekook - jungcock: Take it off now girl juss take it off shmoopie: STOP minsugagenius: I’m a master baby with your bra shmoopie: I’M CRYUNG YOONGI WHY jungcock: Take it off now girl juss take it off hoesucc: I can help you slide those panties off jimbo: Dim the lights down baby, dim the lights shmoopie: FUCK ALL OF YOU RIGH IN THE FUCKING ASSHOLE shmoopie: I HATE ALL OF YOU I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON A DICK AND DIE  [shmoopie left IMMA BEAT THAT PUSSY]

SUN PRINCE by checkpleasetae - SUN PRINCE: also stop attacking me for wanting 2 suck some dick. SUN PRINCE: this is some hOMOPHOBIC ASS SHIT. mom: im gaydad: I’m bi. jiminiii: i am literally gayer than. u:) hobi :): I may have sucked a dick or 2 in my time alive

Send Me Your Location (I don’t need anything else) by NastaeTae - Taemothy: Thts it, I’m ready 2 die
Taemothy: Tell ma eomma tht i love ha
Taemothy: Gonna eat da Tide paks now
Taemothy: Gudbye cruel world
Jimothy: U liked a 65 week old instagram pic didnt u?

Would You Like Fries With That? by Aubergine_Dreams - taetertots: HOW YALL NOT TELL ME BOUT DIS CUTE BOI YALL STRAIGHT UP FIENDS  moniemonie: Cus’ he’s straight as hell !!!! jimbojuice: FAX , HIS SCREEN SAVER ISSA PIC OF MEGAN FOX taetertots: blocked cancelled uninvited my mom calling ya mom

who needs sleep tonight? by kkeys4 - [11.14pm]
Taehyung: guys i just saw a picture of jeongguks abs on twitter
Taehyung: life changing.

JUST FUCK ALREADY by hype_bangtan - KIM SUCKDICK:  now after all that has happened KIM SUCKDICK: im going to take a nap taehungg: BUT hungcock: BUT JIBOOTY: ASS hoesucc: BUT taehungg: WHAT DID YOONGI DO KIM SUCKDICK: after this disrespect KIM SUCKDICK: ur not worthy of knowing JIBOOTY: bitch KIM SUCKDICK: THAT’S IT MOTHERFUCKER KIM SUCKDICK: IM COMING FOR YOUR ASS NOW

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protagonistically  asked:

NEATOH WOW BRUCE REALLY LIKE TO GO TO SPORTS GAMES WITH TIM BECAUSE HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND HOW AND WHY TIM GETS SO MAD BUT IT MAKES HIM LAUGH HARD AND HE LOVES WATCHING TIM'S FACE GET RED AND ANGRY AND YELLING AT REFS KAY I LOVE U BYE

This is just the best though? Like, Bruce is this huge, buff, ultra-manly, competitive alpha male, you know? But he just doesn’t get sports. At all. It all seems pretty arbitrary, especially if you’re not even playing. He pretty much thinks everybody should calm down, the stakes are really not very high.

And then you’ve got Tim, who wears the grossest seven-year-old jersey (that used to hang almost down to his knees, but he grew into it) that is literally falling apart because he’s got spirit, and he talks about stats and different plays and how maybe, for the first time in nine years, Gotham might make it to the playoffs. And he’s not delusional, Bruce, he gets that they won’t win, but it would be so nice to not finish at the bottom of the league this year! Right?? And!! Tim could wear a Gotham jersey– wait for it– outside of Gotham, Bruce!! Proudly.

And Tim, cool and collected Tim, YELLS AT THE TV IN THE MANOR when games are on, wearing his falling-apart clothes and four-day scruff and he’s throwing his arms and too worked up to even sit, and citing like. Obscure as shit rules and violations while he paces, and the TV is blaring at full volume and Tim, also blaring at full volume, is shouting back at the commentators and every ref’s decision. 

<3!!!

dadgang6: wonpil

a/n: the short summary/rules of this are here! thank you @raameme for being the first to suggest this series!! this is going to be a fluff fest with mentions of them explaining the birds and bees, kids asking them about their dating lives, and kids questioning growing up with a single dad! again, this is unedited so i apologize in advance!!!!

JAE | SUNGJIN | YOUNG K | WONPIL | DOWOON

  • i know wonpil is my bias,,,,,, but i’m only doing him first so we can start off really lighthearted and just LOL (listen i knew he couldn’t cook before the vlive so that’s why i wanted the kids to be 5-7 instead of toddlers)
  • dad ranking is #5 because he’s gonna be a mESS™ like he can barely take care of himself and somehow he was given a child 
  • well not a completely bad dad but dad that doesn’t know how to dad
  • the favorite dad out of the kids tho bc he plays with them at their level, likes to order takeout the most, and makes them all laugh easily bc his kindergarten teacher voice turns incredibly sarcastic once they’re all comfortable with each other (the others hate it LOL)
  • his role in the dad gang is the babysitter!! aka everyone dumps their kids at his place whenever they need/want to go out/have a dad night!!

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Fic: You Shall See

Summary: Written for a prompt that asked for Ed still being conscious while frozen and having to watch Oswald and Victor getting it on at the Iceberg Lounge.

Characters, Pairings: Edward Nygma, Oswald Cobblepot/Victor Fries, with mentions of past/unrequited Nygmobblepot

Warnings: rated NC-17, mature content, jealous + possessive thoughts, mentions of violence

Oneshot, 2076 words

A big thank you goes to Farah and Jen for helping me with this! ♥︎

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It had felt like a dream at first.

Not a nice dream, surely. One where there’s consciousness but the inability to move.

But for Ed only one thing mattered. He was alive.

And he would make Oswald pay.

The first part of his body that had stirred back to life along with his brain, had been his sense of hearing. Dull at first, as if he was wearing a pair of earmuffs, but quickly adjusting  and thus becoming fully capable of hearing every single taunt and spite-induced insult that Oswald was hurling at him.

Eventually, the pitch darkness surrounding himself begins to fade as well. At first, Ed can only see a blurry medley of blue before every shape becomes clear.

And then Ed can see him again: Oswald. Green eyes ablaze and lips curled into a smug smile as he stares right at him.

Oh, if only you knew, Oswald.

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Rajigaze Dec 9

Reita: “On the theme of Christmas, there is one bad memory that comes to mind right away. My boyfriend at the time lost his shit at me because I didn’t have roast chicken ready on Christmas. I know it was my bad, but is it really worth freaking out over? Would you guys be pissed if you didn’t get chicken on Christmas? I would love to hear your answer! And just btw, we didn’t spend the following Christmas together.”

(both laugh)

(*also btw having chicken on christmas is a thing in japan, especially fried chicken)

Kai: I see…I guess [that guy] had chicken every year growing up…you know, like a tradition (laughs) 

Reita: Well I mean, having chicken is standard, you know…

Kai: But like, it’s nothing to get mad about. Just go pick up some KFC together! 

Reita: What a pussy.

Kai: What a pussy.

Reita: Can’t you just say something like, ‘I’m just glad [I’m spending Christmas] with you?’ Little chicken shit.

Kai: HA!! GOOD ONE! U get a gold star (giggles)

Reita: Omg stop ur embarrassing me (laughs) 

Kai: Ahhh I see….

Reita: So, what would you do? Like, let’s say you wanted to eat chicken. And you had already told [your girlfriend], “let’s eat chicken on Christmas.” 

Kai: Oh I told her?

Reita: Yeah. And then on the day, you show up and there’s no chicken…………wyd

Kai: I’d be like, “Okay! Let’s go buy it together! I’ll make it!”

Reita: But the stores are out of chicken.

Kai: Huh?

Reita: U went to the store and they were all gone.

Kai: Even KFC?

Reita: Yep.

Kai: Okay, then…I’d be like, “Let’s do our Christmas tomorrow.” ….How’s that? Hm? Hm? (giggles)

(both burst out laughing)

Reita: The shit-eating grin on ur face rn ffs

Kai: (giggling) But anyway it’s nothing to be upset about! There’s no way I’d get mad. 

Reita: Yeah same. Like why did he get mad so easily? 

Kai: Yeah~ it’s like they say (*the expression he says is like, if you lose your temper it’s your loss ??)

Reita: Yeah, take notes, Leader.

Kai: Huh? I never get mad!

Reita: Didn’t you just get mad? Last week…?

Kai: Ahhh yeah…so I thought about it, and I think legally I was actually in the wrong. With that pedestrian on the road that I went, pu! at. 

(*last week he talked about honking at a girl walking in front of him and she was pissed)

Kai: So…yeah. I’m sorry.

Reita: Yeah, but laws or whatever aside, it’s fundamentally a matter of being considerate of each other. 

Kai: Yeah. Well, that girl walking also didn’t have to give me such a dirty look. She could have just come up and said, “don’t you think that was unnecessary?” and I would have been like “ah you’re right, I’m sorry,” and that would have been the end of it. 

Reita: Ahhh…

Kai: Right? 

Reita: That girl probably had just got in shit w her boyfriend cause she didn’t get the chicken 

Kai: (laughing) I see…then I guess I can’t be mad

anonymous asked:

If you had to pick num noms to associate with fellow tumblr-ers and friends which would you associate with who?

HMMM !!!! 

@hammerofspace would be Mint T. Cake 

@nebularva would be a fruit num like Cyrus Citrus or Sadie seeds!!

@dolcisprinkles would be choco sprinkles

@c0smic-candyland would be courtney candy!!

@chop4 would be chloe cola !

@party-cat-anthem would be Cream berry jelly!

@heartseekerashe would be georgia peach

@loppyrae would be bunny carrot!

@kirukrono would be piney apple

@snaileyart would be frenchie fries or hayley hot dog hahaha bc its ur name hehe

@chanzajam would be either pina bear or sour apple bear!! 

@chrismasch would be autumn spice!

@ugigigi would be Mac minty!!!

@nanohowl would be bubble duchess while her twin @ladyofdecay would be lady sugarette i think

@cannedbanana would be PBNJ >w>

also sorry if i didnt list you!! i would like to list everyone but i cant obviously rip

if ur a mutual/friend and u want a num i’d relate you too feel free to ask!!!!!