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Pick up lines Sentence Starters

Some of these are NSFWish but most are SFW

“Hey, are you a parking ticket? because you’ve got fine written all over you.”

“Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine”

“Are you from Jamaica? Because jamaican me crazy over you.”

“Is that a phone in your back pocket? Because that ass is callin’ me!”

“You from Taiwan? ‘Cause Taiwan-na get in your pants!”

“Hey, mind if i take a picture of you? I wanna prove to my friends that angels are real.”

“Hope you’ve counted your sins, ‘cause there’s gonna be a demon in your bed tonight”

“There’s gonna be a full moon tonight. I’ll help you howl all night long“

“You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime!”

“If you were a transformer, you’d be a hot-obot and your name would be optimus fine~”

“I’m gonna need ice over here, cause you’re too hot for me.”

“Hope you like Pokémon, ‘cause I wanna Pikachu!“

“I think I need a paralyz heal. Because you are absolutely stunning.”

“Is your body from McDonalds? Cause I’m loving it!“

“Are you religious? Cause you’re answer all my prayers!”

“Do you have a map? Because i got just lost in your eyes”

“Do you mind if I walk you home? My mother always told me to follow my dreams.”

“Are you a bicycle? Cause i wanna ride you all night long~!”

“Are your legs made of Nutella? Cause I want to spread them!“

“Are you from china? ‘cause i’m china get ya in my bedroom tonite!”

“Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?”

“Are you a magician?  Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.”

celebrity is as celebrity does
  • imagine, if you will, a young Rita Skeeter
  • she’s in her fifth year at Hogwarts
  • in Slytherin, of course
  • she’s already decided that upon graduation, she’ll be working for the Daily Prophet
  • now, given that Hogwarts doesn’t really have ‘liberal arts’ classes, Rita’s been able to negotiate some free periods into her schedule
  • “Oh please, Professor Slughorn, you don’t wish for me to work on my writing, on my craft, in History of Magic do you?”
  • she’s on her way to the library, as it’s the other place besides the Great Hall where she can find fodder for her…’stories’
  • now, given her ambitious nature and the fact that she’s not registered, it’s safe to assume that Rita pulled a Marauders and taught herself to become an animagus
  • she stops outside the library and quickly scans her surroundings
  • satisfied, she shifts into her beetle form, and is about to fly through the large wooden doors when she hears it, a whisper from a hidden alcove
  • “Accio, beetle.”
  • Rita feels herself fly backwards into someone’s hand
  • fingers close around her
  • and suddenly she feels them moving
  • Rita can’t see anything until she’s released a while later in what she eventually learn is the Room of Requirement
  • as she tries to orient herself, she’s hit again by another whispered spell and all of a sudden she’s back in her human form
  • emerald and silver robes askew, blonde hair tousled, and glasses perched haphazardly on her nose
  • Rita composes herself and draws her wand, quick as lightning
  • she jabs foward, her wand poking into blue and copper robes
  • she glances up
  • green eyes meet blue
  • and she realizes she’s face to face with a boy
  • a rather handsome one, in fact
  • “What do you think you’re playing at?” she spits out, digging the end of her wand into the boy’s chest
  • to her annoyance, he flashes her a blinding smile and laughs, his golden curls dancing in merriment
  • “Oh, my dear, you and I both know you’re in no position to be making demands.” the boy smoothly answers, his smile never wavering
  • there’s a beat
  • Rita lowers her wand and looks down her nose at the fourth year in front of her
  • “I do suppose, how ever, introductions are in order,” the boy continues
  • he grabs one of her perfectly manicured hands
  • “Rita Skeeter,” he says before kissing her hand, “the name’s Gilderoy Lockhart. And I believe that we can be of great help to each other.”
  • and over the coming years, that’s exactly what they do
  • Gilderoy helps Rita embellish her tall tales
  • Rita helps Gilderoy with his jinxes and hexes especially the memory charm
  • and after Hogwarts the two keep in touch
  • Gilderoy gives Rita exclusive interviews, elevating her status at the Prophet
  • Rita writes countless articles about Gilderoy, helping generate his popularity
  • basically, the two bring out the worst in each other
  • but in fleeting moments of fumbling hands and stolen kisses, of drunken nights and countless quiet mornings, they also bring out the best in each other
  • Rita learns that Gilderoy just wants to make sure he’s leaving something behind, to make sure that long after he’s gone, people will remember him
  • and Gilderoy finds out that Rita wants to be indispensable, to be irreplaceable; she wants to make others dependent on her, she wants to feel needed
  • they supported each other
  • they made each other laugh
  • but they never saw each other cry
  • well, granted, there was one time Gilderoy did see Rita cry
  • it was in his room in St. Mungo’s
  • where in between the heartbroken sobs Rita promised him:
  • “No one else will ever forget you, Gilderoy. I’ll make sure of it.”
| PSA

I swear I am not IGNORING you. ever. unless you have given me a reason to not reply to you, I swear that I am never purposely not replying right away. real life is a thing, and I know it can become overbearing when someone doesn’t reply fast, but I promise from the bottom of my heart, I’m 100% NOT ignoring you.

muse a is an artist who is constantly at the local coffee shop drawing people, when one day they see someone captivating walk in (muse b). muse a immediately drops everything and starts drawing muse b and does this every day they see them come in. a few weeks later, muse a drops their sketchbook which is now loaded with sketches and drawings of muse b outside of their apartment building, while they were fumbling for the right key. before muse a can even pick up the dropped sketch book, muse b picks it up and sees what they’ve been drawing: them.

listen I want some real angst. i’m talkin, muse a is in this dumb ass relationship where their s/o is actually a piece of shit and muse b is just so DONE with muse a’s shit like you know you can do better why the fuck are you sticking with them just fucking go. and it’s not that happy full support crap because muse b has seen where being nice about it has gotten muse a, and they know their friend just needs some real tough love. and then like one day muse a and b are arguing hardcore over how irrational muse a is being and muse b is like  ‘i would treat you so much better.’

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Do you ever want to start conversations with someone new on Trollian, but you don’t have anything to talk about? 

With the new Trollian Topic add-on, it’s fast and easy to start conversations and find new people to troll. 

Trollian Topic allows users to create statuses which can be easily commented upon by others, initiating a normal Trollian conversation.

(( #trollian topic is a new tumblr tag designed to initiate pesterchum conversations. Muns post IC ‘statuses’ in the trollian/pesterchum format and muses can reply over pesterchum or tumblr. 

To distinguish between the two mediums, there are two extra tags: ‘#online’ and ‘#offline’. If online, the conversation can be initiated through pesterchum and edited later if pesterchum is closed. If offline, the RP would start over tumblr like an ordinary thread. ‘#online or offline’ can be used for threads that can be replied to on either medium.

Trollian Topic is an ongoing event with no start or end date, granted the tag is used. Have fun! )) 

Disenchanted

Fandom: Once Upon A Time (TV Series)
Pairing: Emma Swan/Regina Mills | Evil Queen
Rating: T/PG-13 for mild language, brief drug use
Links: AO3 & FF.Net
Warnings: The briefest of legal drug use, Meta
Summary: Emma is a comic book writer at the San Diego Comic Con, trying to help her youngest fan find his mom.
Notes: I would like to thank my Once RP group for helping me brainstorm. They might be mostly Hookers but I would literally fight anyone that has a negative thing to say about them. Thanks guys. Much love to you. Also, I wrote all of the SQW prompts as potential first chapters. Some of them I’ve very happy with. Others I’m still looking at sideways. Looking at you Day 2 and Day 3. But it’s all good. I may finish these potential multi chapter ficts if people want them. Since they are all romantic is some way, expect a rating change in the near future. 
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters, or whatever the hell else. They belong to Disney, ABC etc, etc, I claim no rights to copyrighted material, and this story is purely for entertainment purposes.

Originally posted by you-chang-e-d-m-y-life


“Um… Hi, my name is um… Ashley… and um… my question is for everyone…”

Ashley was young. No older than 16. Her long blonde hair was stuffed under a beanie and she was wearing a t-shirt with read “You Can’t Take the Sky From Me,” under a heavy coat that was a bit much for San Diego in August even in the cool air conditioned Convention Center. Her jeans were full of holes, but they weren’t the fashionable kind. They were the kind that only came from wear and tear.

If she was wearing Chuck Taylors and had weed in one of her many jacket pockets, Emma Swan could swear she was looking a living photo of herself at sixteen.

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Lucius: Narcissa.

Narcissa: Yes?

Lucius: I would like to ask you to Hogsmead this weekend.


Narcissa: Well, okay then. We will go. 

Lucius: No, I don’t want you to say yes just because you feel like you have to. If you don’t want to go you don’t have to.

Narcissa: You want to pretend like we get to choose? Okay.

Lucius: Okay as in you’ll go with me or Okay as in you don’t a have to?

Narcissa: Meet me at Honey Dukes.

Narcissa: Don’t wear the green shoes. 

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Doodles from an RP with @weirdly-amazing . Also, I have the urge to make this into anOTHER ask blog, but I realized jeanryde already did something rly similar and so I would feel like a copycat. 

 In the Rp, Alfred is a 23 year old rouge vampire, physically 21 (I changed it to 19 for the ID bc canon aph things) who eventually becomes Arthur’s Supernatural aid.

 Arthur is a hunter who is hunting a coven of Vampires and awkwardly takes Alfred as his Aid. 

Both are extremely attracted to each other, but as the rules say; A Para aid and a Hunter must strictly be platonic, and as we all know Arthur is a stickler for the rules. Alfred could care less.

(The Para universe is not related to SPN, it obviously takes the same creatures and etc but follows a more strict hierarchy, similar to Ministry of Magic) 

ameasureofpower  asked:

Childhood Headcannon / Adam Jensen. Likes/Hobbies Headcannon Jim Miller.

Childhood Headcanon (Adam):

Adam was not a popular kid; he hovered at the periphery of the “nerd” clique, though he did not truly fit into it entirely (and he was by no means a typical “jock” either). His home life was turbulent at times. His mother was often unpredictable because of her health challenges. His father worked hard to maintain a sense of normalcy, but he had to work hard to provide for his family, and communication could be challenging for him. Adam got into fights, both verbal and physical at school, in defence of his mother about whom he was teased. He also looked up to his father; and out of this admiration for the ex-soldier came Adam’s desire to be a police officer when he grew up. 

Likes/Hobbies Headcanon (Jim Miller):

Jim has been an outdoorsy type since his childhood and he relies on sport as an outlet for the stresses of his job. This is why he can often be found cycling the pavé or climbing rocks and cliffs around Prague. In earlier times, while still in Australia, he enjoyed surfing, bit it isn’t something he’s done in a long while. 

When he doesn’t feel like sports or the weather doesn’t allow for them, or there just isn’t enough time, there are some more indoorsy pursuits that Jim has: He sometimes stays late after work and spend time in the firing range. On other occasions Jim likes to watch a game of footy, rugby, or just play video games on his console.