- Laura: I would say that the moment I knew you were the one, Travis, was when you snorted sake because I dared you to.
- Laura: And it was . . . the best part . . .well, I'll tell the whole story.
- Laura: So we were out on a date. And I dared him to do it. And it was cold, unfiltered sake, right?
- Travis: *covers his face*
- Laura: And he did it. He was like, "I'll do it. I'll do it. I hAVe to be a mAN."
- Travis: *nods*
- Laura: So he snorted it, and he was like, "Oh, that's weird. It was like . . . It's actually kind of refreshing."
- Travis: I don't remember that being my reaction at all.
- Laura: No, that is what you did. You went, "That wasn't so bad, that wasn't so bad." And I went, "Oh my god, I expected it to sting really bad."
- Travis: Oh, I remember.
- Laura: And he goes, "No no no. It didn't sting. It's actually, it's kind of funny. You should try it." And I did. And it STUNG SOOO BAAAD!
- Laura: And he totally like held the reaction down just so I would do it too.
- Travis: I was like, this sucks so much. If I could just lie to myself for thirty seconds, I'll get her to do it.
- Travis: Then she was like AHIDSHIETEKHSIGDHIE!!!! And I was like, "IT SUCKS, DOESN'T IT?"
- Travis: Best secret agent job I ever pulled.
PROMPT: D & P somehow get into a debate over who is kinkier in bed. Phil says something like 'Just because you have 5 vibrators doesn't make you more kinky. And yes. I know you have them. I hear the buzzing at two am bc I'm a heavy sleeper but you don't know how to be quiet' then cue rough sex