would be my child

I hope Kaneki and Touka discuss the fact that they didn’t use a condom and the possibility of Touka being pregnant. Kaneki will tell her “I’ll take responsibility for everything.” and Touka will be like “Regardless, YOU BETTER NOT THINK OF DYING ANYMORE!” then proceeds to kiss him on the lips and smile.

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anonymous asked:

I can totally imagine the salsa hips when wins at something MY PRECIOUS CHILD 👶🏻

I know right????? He would be mocking people SO BAD when he wins something because his inner kid would literally take over him haha

anonymous asked:

Ok this might be a silly ask but I really need advice. I'm in s relationship with a great guy and we recently started sleeping together. Before I met him it was just me and my (adorable) bulldog. She is basically my best friend and has slept in the bed with me since she was 3 months old. My boyfriend hates it and I really don't want her off the bed if I'm honest. Advice on what to do?

if it was just paisley and i and i dated someone who didn’t want her to sleep in our bed i would have to say goodbye to the girl - my dog is my child. period.

I need somebody to take the raptors in the kitchen scene from Jurassic Park and replace it with Tracer + Genji (as the raptors) and Mercy + Zenyatta (as the kids) because honestly that scene is a perfect representation of what it’s like trying to play support while being flanked

i’m autistic and have anxiety disorders and i personally live in fear of april fools day because every single april 1st i get “pranked” in a way that takes advantage of my disabilities. like for the first 9 years of school my friends used to tell me the world was really going to end april 1st and that was my phobiaa s a child, so i would spend most of april fools day hiding in the bathrooms having a panic attack whenever a plane sound would go overhead AND ONE APRIL 1ST my friends told me one of my friends was dead and they got half the school to pretend this guy was dead and i was frantically trying to figure out if they were really dead so i asked a teacher and he was fucking IN ON IT a TEACHER. the last 4 years i have gotten screamers, cruel jokes that I can’t tell are sarcasm, or chain posts that scare me so muh i can’t sleep at night. i now avoid the internet and tv all day on april 1st and just sit in my room alone and don’t talk to anyone. because of my dsiabilities, I cannot tell when something is a joke or when someone is being sarcastic, even if it seems obvious to toher people

tl:dr: DON’T USE PEOPLES DISABILITIES AGAINST THEM TO “PRANK” THEM THIS APRIL 1ST. DON’T SEND SCREAMERS OR CHAIN POSTS OR FAKE YOUR DEATH OR BREAK UP WITH SOMEONE OR SEND SOMEONE THREATS.JUST STOP YOU’RE MAKING OUR LIVES WORSE

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happy birthday, Harry

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anonymous and daisyjohnson-sq asked  daisy johnson or kara danvers 

7 years ago today Hiccup was a 15-year-old troubled teen struggling to fit in, never believing he’d ever be a great chief like his father, or have the village’s respect, or that Astrid Hofferson would ever give him the time of day, or that he’d ever be able to look a dragon dead in the eye without cowering…