worth every pennie

anonymous asked:

i think we have to buy the calling card when theres another route since i dont think its included in the vip :(

True true I haven’t thought about that before 🤔 but for my little mint eye cookie dough that I love so much 💕 he is worth every penny :’) just to hear his voice GOOD GOD. I…… I found inspiration for bang 😍😍 EVERYONE I FOUND INSPIRATION FOR BANG JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IMAGINE IF YOU CALL SAERAN SO LATE AT NIGHT AND HE ANSWERS IN A RASPY TONE OF VOICE…. WONDERING WHY YOU CALLED….. JESUS CHRIST MY MIND 😍😍😍😍😍

✨Pro Hoe Tips✨

1. Drink water with every meal, and between each meal. Hydration does wonders for your entire body.
2. Get yourself on a proper sleep schedule. Its easier to grind when you’re well rested.
3. Airspun translucent powder (Walgreens, $7) bakes ya makeup to the gods. Your shit won’t move for the entire day. Kiss ya fallout goodbye.
4. Brands like BH Cosmetics, Makeup Revolution, NYX, ELF, Essence, and Maybelline are all relatively cheap, good quality makeup brands for that last-all-night look
5. Dressing in neutrals like nudes, whites, blacks, and greys generally make your outfit choices easier to mix and match, without all the hustle of finding something to wear. Plus you’ll look like a fuckin baddie
6. Let your eyebrows grow, for the love of God. Castor oil and coconut make ya eyebrows and lashes grow thick and long, and ABH Brow Whiz is the shit for long lasting, natural looking brows. Seriously worth every penny.
7. Eat fresh fruit and stay away from processed sweets for a healthy, fresh smelling/tasting pussy
8. Roll non scented deodorant onto your pussy after you shave to avoid any razor bumps or ingrown hairs (DO NOT PUT NEAR YOUR ACTUAL VULVA, JUST THE OUTSIDE PORTION)
9. Make ya blowjobs wet, sloppy, and be sure to make eye contact as ya lick it. He’ll be putty in your hands
10. Coconut oil hoes👏👏👋 good for scars, stretch marks, cellulite, dry skin, you name it
11. Be sure to find your actual skin type, and look up ingredients in products that help according to your skin type. For example, skin products with salicylic acid help normal/oily skin, while glycolic acid helps dryer, aged skin.
12. Products and moisterizers with urea and ammonium lactate can help clear your keratosis pilaris (KP, the little bumps on your arms/legs/ass/cleavage)
13. Exercise regularly, and change up your workouts every couple of months to keep your body challenged
14. Never send your face in nudes. Make your nudes unidentifiable, in case you encounter a fuckboy who leaks them because hes an asshole. Protect yourself girl.
15. Always keep an extra change of clothes in your car, in case of an accident, dress code violation, or fashion emergency
16. Keep ya grades up, get a job, and make your own money so you don’t have to be financially dependent on some fuckboy.
17. Keep your cuticles moisturized for stronger, healthier nails (especially when wearing acrylics)
18. Take biotin pills to boost hair and nail growth, healthy skin, and kickstart metabolism.
19. Take selfies and nudes at all times to boost that body confidence. Snapchat has a password protected “My Eyes Only” option in Memories that you can hide these in if you’re shy.
20. Literally just worry about you babygirl stay unbothered

Thats all for now hoes✨✨

Attention spoonies who are heat intolerant! (Or anybody else effected by heat)

This stuff is pure magic, you spray it on your face a couple of times or in the air around you and it instantly cools you down, doesn’t effect my makeup as a bonus. It’s a fiver in boots but might be cheaper elsewhere, it’s saving me this summer so worth every penny

Edit: might also be good for people experiencing hot flushes/menopause


In Motion (M) | 01

Character: Jeon Jungkook x oc/reader (with POV switches)

Genre / words: Smut / 6,721 words

Summary: The rule is simple - you can look but you can’t touch. You’ve been attending the event for a few times but it was only when a certain boy arrives at one occasion did you feel the fire of lust burning inside

Warning: exhibitionism, public display of masturbations, graphic smut scenes, mutual masturbations, mentions/use of sex toys

Warning 2.0: this is only the beginning

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More merch for me! I ordered some stuff by @aileine from Redbubble (a mug, a notebook, some stickers, a print, a pillow) and I’m the happiest bean rn because my Eruri-collection keeps growing and seriously…her stuff is amazing and looks awesome on the products *__*. The quality itself is also very good!

If only the Eruris themselves could keep away from my stuff =__=

They take couple-baths in my tea (til Erwin farts at least)…

…and they try to take glances at my notebook. Those fuckers.

Foolish | PKJM

Park Jimin
You made me a fool, Jimin
Word Count: 1,496
Genre: !!! ANGST ANGST ANGST !!! 
Warning: explicit language

ive been soooo angsty lately im sorry guys i should update my stories and finish my ships in my inbox, but i had to write this i literally dropped everything and sat here waiting for 40 mins straight to finish this from beginning to end 

Originally posted by jikookdetails

It must have been a good three months since your last visit to your boyfriend’s place. He lived in a different state, it was a long distance relationship. The last time was for your one year anniversary. You both cuddled up with one another in his big bed. He bought your favorite pizza and you two poked at each other’s sides with greasy fingers. Since then, it had only been skype calls, video chats, phone calls, snapchats, and text messages.

Jimin was your boyfriend who you loved with all your heart. He meant more than distance. No one believed that you two could work out. Long distance relationships never last, people told you. It was no use. But Jimin made it worth it. He meant every penny you spent on a plane ticket, every tear you shed when it was time for you to leave, and every minute you both shared over the phone. You two made it work, for a year. 

Then it came crumbling down. The strong foundation you both built to keep your relationship stable broke. There were cracks that you couldn’t fill, holes that couldn’t be fixed. You stood in his apartment after three months since the last to surprise him with a visit. But he surprised you with something else instead.

He staggered in with another girl in his arms. Their mouths were lost within each other’s. His small hands were gripping so viciously at her raw skin underneath her shirt. Her beautifully manicured fingers were unbuttoning his black button up, the one you bought him for his birthday. The apartment was filled with the wet, sloppy noise of their kisses. 

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