“The Gang Drinks Two Cases of Monster” / soul eater oneshot

i was in need of college aus about the soul eater adults so i made my own. 2.6k words.

content warnings: stein/spirit/marie/azusa as the worst platonic ot4, x-files paraphernalia, human kidneys, spirit vomiting when overwhelmed in canon-typical fashion, teenagers exceeding the maximum recommended dosage of energy drinks, jokes about doing cocaine, brief mentions of justin law.

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Azusa shows up at Stein and Spirit’s shitty little apartment on the east side of their boring, cramped college town at around 6 pm with two cases of energy drinks and a backpack filled with meticulously written and highlighted notecards.

“That’s a lot of Monster,” Stein notes as he lets her in.

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