worst superheroes

It’s a shame that X-Men Origins: Wolverine is one of the worst superhero films ever made, because it also contains one of the best superhero films never made: right there during the opening credits. 

 In the first couple minutes of Origins, we’re treated to a montage of Wolverine and Sabretooth fighting alongside one another through a series of battles plucked straight out of your 10th grade history class. They survive an infantry charge during the American Civil War, a nighttime raid on German trenches during WWI, Omaha Beach during the D-Day invasion, and even their own execution during the Vietnam War.

Screw a two-hour movie – that’s an amazing TV series. Wolverine and Sabretooth, surly, stubbled, almost literally grizzly immortal soldiers bantering their way through every war in history – and also claw-mauling Nazis. Plus, for long-term drama: Comic book readers know these literal brothers in arms eventually become bitter enemies – imagine experiencing that heartbreak firsthand, after binge-watching several seasons of manly super-bonding. Instead, we got the worst possible version of Deadpool: One literally without a mouth. Whose brilliant idea was that? And how fucking fired are they? We hope it’s “a lot.”

6 Really Awesome Movies Hidden Inside Really Crappy Movies

anonymous asked:

"just stay with me" Fox!alya/nino

“Just stay with me,” Nino whispered, brushing Vixen’s bangs from her eyes. They were crouched in the alley Vixen had ran them to after saving him from becoming a big pile of Nino-like goo. She could hear the rest of the team still fighting the akuma the next block over.

BEEP.

“I can’t,” she sighed, one hand grasping at her necklace. “I’m going to turn back soon and the others need me.”

“Would that be the worst thing, me knowing who you really are?”

Vixen looked at the boy she had fallen in love with, the boy whose life she had just saved and would save over and over again if need be. She looked at the boy she wanted to share her secret with more than anybody else in the world and she lied, “Yes, it would be the worst thing.”

The fox superhero stood up and held out a hand to Nino but he didn’t take it. “You don’t trust me,” he said quietly.

“It doesn’t have anything to do with trust. I want you to be safe.”

BEEP.

“Go. I’ll be fine. Save the world.”

Vixen spared one last glance at Nino and then ran out of the alley, flute raised high.

“Tough break, doll,” Dusuu sighed, floating out of Nino’s messenger bag.

“Yeah, what else is new,” he mumbled. “Dusuu, feathers out.”


“It’s about time, Paon. You’ve almost missed all the fun,” Vixen winked. 

“Yeah, Foxy’s already had to transform again since she saved her boyfriend,” Chat Noir laughed, dodging a glob of bright red goo.

“Watch it, Chat,” Ladybug warned. “I don’t have time to kiss any boo-boos tonight.”

“Ugh, get a room already,” Queen Bee complained.

Paon pulled out his steel fan. “Let’s go to work.”

Originally posted by miraculousladybuggifs

There you go, anon! Hope you enjoyed it. I usually like doing turtle!nino but lately peacock!nino has really been doing it for me so I thought it would be a fun twist for the story.

If you would like me to write a short ML drabble, send me a prompt from this list and a pairing and I will get to it when I can. :)

It’s not monday but I just got a bunch of pictures back from my last event and?? They’re so nice I’m in love

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peskyshortcake  asked:

Kell finding out that Peri talks a lot in his sleep. Sometimes the things he says is cute. Sometimes the things he says is funny. Sometimes, it's really disturbing.

Night One

Kell heard murmuring, and it wasn’t from one of his visions.

“Clark… hug me… you big red puppy …” Peri was saying, curled up on his bed, clutching Clark’s teddy bear to his chest like it was Clark himself.

Kell smiled, turned away from him, and went back to sleep.

Night Two

This time, Peri was laughing, and Kell had to make sure Kara wasn’t woken up as well. Fortunately, she was still fast asleep, as Peri continued to talk.

“I alone am Peridot FIVE!” he exclaimed, batting at the air as if he was dancing horizontally. “I’ve got ants on my head! Ooh, they tickle! But Ruby shouldn’t play with red ants. They’re not as nice as they look.”

“Peri, you’re talking nonsense. Go back to sleep.” Kell muttered.

“I am asleep, you blue meanie.” Peri replied.

Kell was surprised that he could hear him, but he still went back to sleep.

Night Three

Kell was expecting it by now, could almost predict it by time alone.

“Yes, My Diamond. The design for the weapon is almost complete. Once it is done, I will begin the manufacturing process.” He said, in a much more monotone voice than Kell had expected.

 A side-effect of being a Peridot on Homeworld, he guessed. 

Then: “Yellow Agate, that is not true. My designs were clearly approved. You are merely jealous because a Peridot is about to outrank an Agate … No, no, please do not-! There is no need for that. I …will leave Homeworld myself! If you agree not to follow me. Or tell Yellow Diamond where I have gone. Please! You can’t!”

Kell was torn between getting up to hug Peri, and not saying anything about what he’d heard.

However, there was nothing saying he could not do both.

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❝ This is why you should never, ever get your hopes up. This is why you should see the glass as half empty. So when the whole thing spills, you aren’t as devastated. ❞

A Chloebug/Chat Nath AU
  • Master Fu: Hawkmoth, I could take you down with the worst possible team of superheroes I could find!
  • Hawkmoth: Ha! I'd bet my entire fortune on that.
  • Fu:
  • Fu: Can I get that in writing?
  • Later:
  • Fu: *observes Marinette and Adrien having their umbrella moment* Nah, too obvious.
  • Fu: *sees Chloe shove Nathanael into a puddle* That'll work.

anonymous asked:

Jack/Bitty, one's a superhero and the other's a super villain. B)

“Is that… is that butter? You have a freeze ray and you are using it to steal butter!?”

“Yes! It’s a perfectly justifiable thing to steal, do you know how expensive white truffle butter is?”

“You are the worst villain I’ve ever encounter.”

“Well bless you, because I still managed to get you frozen to the ceiling so that makes you the worst superhero I’ve ever encountered.”

Did anyone see Max’s new instagram story???? He was reading some lines that sounds like part of season 2 script????

His instagram is @ Uptomyknees1985 so you guys can go check if you want.

Anyway there are two stories so far and I tried to write them down - but sry my English is not that great so I might have written something wrong!!!!! Pls feel free to correct me if i’m wrong


1.

“I thought this would be easy. I don’t get how are we supposed to weaponize these people. Dirk Gently is like dumb and we can’t even catch Bart. This guy is literally in a coma. These are the worst superheroes of all times!”


2.

“Holy hell you’re him!”

“No, no. I’m not him. I mean, I’m A him but I’m not THE him. I’m not whichever him you mean.”

“You’re Todd! You’re Todd from the Mexican Funeral! When I was 16 I was in love with you!”

“…Really?”

*

The first one seems to be Friedkin maybe, but I dunno. But wait… who’s in coma? who’s in love with Todd?

ethershroud  asked:

Qrow Branwen is the Remnant version of the Florida Man.

So basically what I get from Florida Man is that he just does crazy shit, is lowkey immortal and, according to wiki and reddit, is linked to “unusual or strange crime or events” and is “world’s worst superhero”.

Confirmed, Qrow is the Vale Man. Wake up Remnant