worst score ever

anonymous asked:

If you're still doing the soulmate au thing, 22 or 15 or 11 (couldn't really decide, so whichever you feel like doing) with Shinichi/Shiho (Conan/Ai)

(soulmate AU prompts)

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tired, so have a short drabble. which went in a completely unexpected direction anon sorry not sorry

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22. the one where it’s impossible to lie to your soulmate.

“Truth.”

“Worst score you’ve ever gotten on a test.”

“76. After an argument with the professor, 84.” Ai doesn’t even bat an eyelash. “Truth or dare, Edogawa-kun?”

He clicks his tongue in annoyance. “Neither of us ever picks the dare, Haibara, I don’t know why you bother asking. Truth.”

“It’s the principle of the matter,” she says. “Worst lie you’ve ever told.”

“You’re looking at it,” Conan replies shortly. “I’m still surprised that I can tell you my name. Most embarrassing picture you have on your phone?”

This time, she actually pauses before answering. “Higo-san’s photoshoot from last month’s JSoccer magazine. Shut up.”

“I wasn’t going – ” the words die in his throat, unspoken and unspeakable.

“To say anything, right.” Ai waves a hand dismissively. “So much for that.”

Conan rolls his eyes. “I hadn’t pegged you for a Higo fan. Certainly explains why you were following Big Osaka’s games so closely last season, though, I know you have zero interest in the sport.”

“I’m still perfectly capable of lies of omission, if not commission.” Ai smirks a little. “Your turn. What do you most dislike about Holmes?”

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(“They’re at it again, aren’t they?” Ayumi whispers, unnoticed by either participant. “How long has it been?”

Mitsuhiko checks his watch. “Almost twenty minutes. I think Haibara-san’s not planning to give up this time until one of them runs out of questions.”

“That’s… going to take a while,” Ayumi observes, and he nods in agreement. They can’t hear every word from over here, but it’s almost like watching a tennis match, except more fascinating and possibly lethal.

Genta yawns, and wanders off in search of a snack.)

How do I personally sue whoever it was that made me look at Buffon cry

anonymous asked:

Who do you think has Cas' phone on their cell phone plan? Because even an angel of the lord isn't getting out of those contracts.

oh, i kinda just figured he had one of those pre-paid, $20-40/month plans! and they’re easy to cancel, because i’ve had to cancel them like twice lol

but if anything, i would say that sam and dean would share a plan, and they’d all probably save a little money adding cas on, not that they make it themselves or anything