worst paladin ever

Music Shuffle

You can tell a lot about someone by the type of music they listen to. Hit shuffle on your iPod, phone, iTunes, media player, etc., and write down the first 20 songs, then pass this on to 10 people. One rule: no skipping!

1. Faun - Tanz Mit Mir
2. Guren No Yomiya (Attack on Titan theme) violin cover
3. Carmina Burana (original, not Orff) - Bache, Bene Venies
4. The Music of Ireland - Jigs and Reels
5. I AM I - Pave the Way
6. Eric Whitacre, Robert Frost - Stopping By the Woods on a Snowy Evening
7. Carmina Burana (original, not Orff) - Tempus Iocundum
8. Mahler Symphony no. 2 “Resurrection”
9. Buck-Tick - Coyote
10. Anne Sophie von Otter - Serse - Ombra Mai Fu
11. Vaughan Williams - Fantasy on a Theme by Thomas Tallis
12. Nightwish - Once (full album)
13. Wintersun - Sons of Winter and Stars
14. A Tribe Called Red - Electric Pow Wow Drum
15. Telemann Viola concerto in G Major
16. Nightwish - The Islander
17. Les Miserables - I Dreamed a Dream
18. Miley Cyrus - Lilac Wine
19. Verdi Requiem - Tuba Mirum
20. Lumsk - Trollehender

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Okay, so. We’re in a training session where we are not to kill anyone or do serious damage to them, but one of the trainers shot an arrow at a guard and he began bleeding out

Paladin: *Rolls check to convince enemy to heal ally* *Succeeds*

Enemy: *Successfully heals the other*

Paladin: Thank you. *Punches him in the face and stuns him with a critical*

DM: WHAT THE F**K?!?! HE JUST HEALED HIM!!

Paladin: I am sorry! Allow me to let you hit me for free. *Leans forward with head out*

Enemy: *On his turn, he critically misses with a punch and breaks his knuckle on the Paladin’s shoulder pad*

Paladin: *Waits a turn until he punches the man again and he falls to the ground unconscious*

Everyone OOC: Worst Paladin ever…