worst ninjas

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i seriously have the worst luck when it comes to pausing porter robinson interviews because i always pause it at the worst frame possible

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Blindspot ► ‘Happy Birthday, Jane.’

Kurt: Morning, Jane. 
Jane: Oh, hey, morning!
Kurt: Happy birthday. 
Jane: What? 
Kurt: It’s your, Taylor’s birthday today.
Jane: Oh, I didn’t even…
Kurt: Here, I got you something.

Ninja-esque AU

Character A loves ninja and films about karate, so they are thrilled when a collaboration film with their two favorite martial artists comes out in theaters. In honor of their success, Character A sneaks in through the back of the theater like a “real ninja” and sits next to a stranger, Character B, who proceeds to look at Character A and inexplicably pulls three large pizzas out of their bag. Character A’s brows furrow and Character B just whispers “super sneaky.” Honestly, these two are the worst ninjas in history.

Sasuke: This is a weird situation??!

Gai: We’re just straight up chilling with Kakashi for the kicks. Thaaat’s all.

Worst Ninja Ever: HOLY SHIT GUYS I’M SPILLING THE BEANS BEFORE I CHECK WHO ALL IS IN THE ROOM!


If this wasn’t about the Uchihas it could be a hilarious comedy of errors.