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Long time bobdude people know that I hate drawing Scootaloo, she’s worst horse as far as my tier list goes. So rejoice all of you Scootaloo fans! Your horse is here. This one, like the last few posts, will be a sticker for EFNW and Bronycon if you’d like one.
Christ I’m such a sellout. I wish living didn’t cost so much money.
Edit: also for all y'all sending me asks calling me a monster for not liking this character, chill fam it’s a cartoon horse. I just think she’s boring, that’s all. Never express horse opinions, it never ends well. And also, I can’t believe I have to say this, but Scootaloo is normally unhappy that she can’t fly. This tends to be a pretty pivotal part of her character, so that’s what I drew. If this keeps up I’ll just take this post down.
That I am too hard on magical horses recently, between posts like “Centaurs aren’t named for being half-horse, they’re named for how much like they like to murder the shit out of cows”, the whole “There are 5000 kinds of faerie horse and all of them are dicks” thing, and making horrible faces in the direction of Ponyfinder.
In my defense, I worked as a stablehand for two summers when I was a teenager. I can safely say that -normal- horses and the stuff that comes out of them? Also awful. So how much worse would magical horses be?
It’s like wizards. Once you add magic to something, the capacity for it to be a huge asshole increases exponentially.