worst clown ever

“Therefore I will introduce myself. I, Anastasia, am Mr Bob Gray, also know as Pennywise the Dancing Clown..”

Richie: How does it feel to be the worst clown ever, huh?

Pennywise: Shut up, your mother buys you Megablocks instead of Legos

Richie: *gasp* You fucking take that back you

GET YOUR FAT THIGHS OUT OF MY FACE, BATMAN! I NEED TO SEE IF MY CRUCH THOUGHT MY JOKE WAS FUNNY!

took my little sister and her friends to see IT for her birthday and acted as the legal guardian, and on the way home there was a whole lotta discussion…


my sister: yeah! the actor who plays pennywise is literally like 6'5"

her friends: actually???

me, completely obnoxious and involuntarily: MY KINDA MAN



(then they all just laughed at me)

Hi my name is Stephen King and I am the king of horror novels (that’s how I got my name) with and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Richard Bachman (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to H.P Lovecraft but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a extra dimensional monster but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a short story writer, and I live in a place called maine in New England where I’ve written 54 novels (I’m seventy). I’m a writer (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Derry and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a yellow raincoat with blood drops and rips all around the edges of the left arm and green rain-boots. I was wearing red lipstick, white foundation, and clown styled makeup. I was walking outside bangor. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of traumatised children from derry stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

rey/o culture is posting shit that doesnt make sense, a rando that stumbled upon it like myself correcting you on your shit that doesnt make sense, you blocking them and deleting the reply so that you can say the same shit they told you and seem morally and intellectually superior, like im not even in your fandom you dumbass but i guess rey/os can’t be wrong huh? 

edit: i dont know anything about anti or shipper culture but im pretty sure im in my own tag here 

Henlo new clown oh no

SHE HASN’T GOT A NAME!!

But she is heavily based of elements of me.

-She’s influenced by 90s Penny and 90s grunge as I was a 90s child.

-The slightly grungy/rebellious look (knee rips, hair) has come from my emo/punk past.

- looks sweet and shy but get closer and she is absolutely wicked and a little filthy with her humour.

- Purple is my favourite colour.

More about her:

This chubby gal is the worst clown ever-and it’s hilarious. Making kids like her by dropping juggling balls, popping her balloon animals ans forgetting punchlines.

She’s British.

She is actually a good singer but it’s rare others hear her sing.

Enough of this here take a gander at her design.


Hope you like her!

Maybe one day she’ll be named.

Maybe not.

katkit43  asked:

Which Dark Souls episode has Dan's explanation of him putting on a clown mask during sex, and when the girl turns around he just starts laughing literally like Krusty the Clown???

worst sex idea ever. that is dark souls 3 part 47 starting at 5:01 :)