worldm

steve trevor: i can save today, you can save the world

me, tying a rope around my waist, tagging it to check if it holds and taking a few steps back, right as i start running towards the screen: Let Me Do That For You

undertale: ok so there’re these two kids right

me: uh-huh

undertale: one is really nice and the other one is basically satan junior

me: two perfect angels, I see

undertale: if you let them, the evil one possesses the good one and forces them to commit mass-murder against their will

me: so, Best Friends

undertale: the evil one’s ultimate goal is to steal the other one’s soul

me: Sibs From Different Cribs

undertale: and destroy the world

me: THEY WOVE THEIR SOULS INTO FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS, THAT’S SO NICE

THE PROCESS OF READING (part 2)

Me: *starts a new book*
Me: it’s fine, this won’t destroy my life, I’ll be fiiiiine
Me: *50 pages in* it’s cool, I’m cool
Me: *100 pages in* I’m really starting to like these characters and this world
Me: but it’s a totally healthy amount of liking
Me: totally
Me: *150 pages in* my babies
Me: I’m fiiiiiiiiiine
Me: *200 pages in* oh mY GOD
Me: I’m fine I’m fine I’m fine
Me: *300 pages in* motherfucker
Me: I’m STILL FINE SHUT UP
Me: *finishes book*
Me: I’m fucked
Me to a friend: you should really read this book, it won’t destroy your life at all

Part 1