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Things apparently not too silly for Warcraft

  • cow people that can turn into cats
  • british werewolves that can turn into cats
  • kalecgos fucked the sunwell
  • the night elves blowing up kalimdor because their queen was horny and wanted to fuck a demon
  • blue russian hooved davy jones baras from outer space
  • magic space mummies
  • gnomes
  • goblins
  • egyptian cat centaurs
  • elune fucked a deer
  • varian wrynn split into two people and did the super saiyan fusion dance to become whole again
  • alexstrasza’s outfit
  • illidan’s outfit
  • have you seen what malfurion stormrage looks like

Things apparently too silly for Warcraft

  • pandas
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“𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕖 𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕚𝕤: 

                                               𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕚𝕤 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕙 𝕗𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕗𝕠𝕣?

The World of Warcraft Expansions, Summarized

Vanilla: “was better”
The Burning Crusade: [FEL REAVER NOISE]
Wrath of the Lich King: Local man sits on ice for several years, never learns how to chill
Cataclysm: How To Ruin Everyone’s Favorite Characters 101
Mists of Pandaria: Not Kung Fu Panda oh my god just shut up I swear to christ I have to hear that dumb joke one more time I’ll fucking shove a cactus up your
Legion: Mountain Dew: Asgard Edition

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The Legacy of Emperor Tsao

Emperor Tsao’s short reign was unremarkable by the standards of the ordinarily bloodthirsty mogu dynasties, notable mostly for administrative reorganization.

He did, however, leave a lasting legacy to the pandaren people. By imperial edict, pandaren slaves were permitted to read, write, and establish their own schools.

While many mogu monuments were removed after the revolution, Emperor Tsao’s likeness remains here on the coast, greeting the sun every morning and looking over the people he helped to save.