world of warcraft

some dude defending video games/fantasy worlds: sexual dimorphism is present in most animal species, it makes sense the males are huge beasts and the females slightly tinted runway models

me: oh yeah?? Where are my plumy asshole male characters then? Where are my colorful flamboyant males with drab unassuming female partners?? We’re basing our junk off the animal kingdom, so where’s this:

(yellow is the male)

someone draw me a peacock-dwarf, fantasy world’s ain’t shit

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Since I’m terribly horribly anxious about not finishing Vanessa VanCleef in time for Blizzcon (I’m over 100 hours in and only have 4 weeks left to finish!) I’m dumping my progress here to remind myself that ~everything is going to be fine~

Minor technical commentary in the captions. 

Deep breaths Kiga. You’re going to get it done. You’re doing your best.

Lore is MALLEABLE. Have you seen this game? we got motorcycles, space goats, a moon god that fucked a stag, talking pandas, coffee shops, zombie apocalypses, capitalist goblins, a dragon toddler made out of three dead baby dragons and a titanic relic, TIME TRAVEL, a king split into two separate versions of himself then fused back together, elune fucked a deer, an orc went back 10k years in time and wounded sargeras, selfie cameras, SPACE TRAVEL, auction house raves, vogue runway transmog shows, a giant floating city, and ELUNE HAD A CHILD WITH MALORNE, A STAG

there aren’t rules. rules are broken every day in this game. there are talking monkeys. murlocs. arguing why something can’t work in this universe is like sticking your head in a toaster. your head doesn’t fit, you think it will, but you’re burning yourself you idiot. stop it.