So everybody knows about World War Z and how the production
was a ridiculously over-budget red hot mess with no ending and the studio
totally freaked out and in 2012 brought in one of the guys from Lost to
write an actual ending and he was like, Yeah, Brad Pitt will just crash a freaking huge 747 into Wales because that’s a place I’ve heard of and deliciously
scruffy Doctor W.H.O.
(a name that I’m sure will obviously *never* be relevant in any way in the future) with his tartan shirt – which he wears because he’s Scottish OF COURSE – and his fabulous hair and fashionable brown jumper will totally fix
everything and then Brad Pitt will go to Canada and also zombies.
I’m pretty sure that’s exactly how the meeting went and it clearly worked
because the movie made a TON of money and was the exact opposite of the box office
disaster everyone had expected it to to be.