world class assassins

5 OTPs

Tagged by @dirty-half-dozen

Ooh, I like being tagged)

So, list your top 5 OTPs from 5 different fandoms and tag others

It’s kinda not a top list, it’s just how they popped in my head and it’s certainly not all of my ships

 1. Caskett

“That’s good. Cause of whole murder thing”

Originally posted by winifred-burkle

One of my rare OTP who end up together – both alive, both happy, three kids, holding hands, “Always” and all (I mean, yeah, they’re on edge with whole Stana’s situation, but everything turned okay). They still inspire me, after 8 years I still laugh and cry everytime I see them, even if it’s ep I saw over 10 times. Talking about power couple – that’s them

 2. Karamel

“Dudebro and personification of the American way”

Originally posted by danverscanary

Yeaaah, Kara Zor-El and Mon-El, kryptonian and daxamite, with all of their problems and flaws. I know most of people don’t like Mon-El and seriously I can get it, but for me? He is selfish and immature and it’s fucking interesting to watch how he – veeery slowly – but changing. And Kara (and Clark as well), well… Both so righteous, so they both definitely need someone “spicy” (ahem, Lois?)). Mon-El and Kara have such potential and chemistry. And Kara is sooo happy with him. Damn I always vote for happy couple

3. Klaroline

“You’re beautiful, strong, you’re full of light”

Originally posted by somenovember

(ahem, half of it belong to the Originals)
Good girl and bad boy, how to resist?  They had and have that kind of connection - even after two years that connection for me seems far more real than klаmillе and sterоlinе (sorry not sorry), so yeah, I’m waiting Stefan’s redeeming death and Caroline’s visit to NO. No bad thoughts – I just can’t forgive him for Enzo’ death. And that lead us to…

4. Bonenzo

“I fell in love with vampire who made me feel alive”

Originally posted by vampire-diariesgifs

Two lonely people , who suffered so much, who deserve happiness so much, who finally found each other. Just so you know: Bonnie lost her Grams, her mother was turned into vampire, father died, she herself died as human/witch, were resurrected as anchor, died as anchor, gone to prison world, survived it, in process nearly killed herself out of despair, were poisoned, almost died again, was reborn as vampire huntress, returned to herself… And Enzo, orphan, was turn unknowingly after getting sick, for YEARS was tortured and tested, was abandoned by his best friend (“The most important person in my life” ©) in fire, found out that friend killed woman he loved, and was killed – was fucking killed TWICE by the same person (hello, Stefan).

Ooops. Got carried away. Sorry

Well, you got my point. Bonnie and Enzo deserve everything

5. Captain Canary

“You better be one hell of a thief”

Originally posted by captaincanarygifs

Last on the list, definitely not last in my head

Just think about it, how epic they are? Master thief and world class asSASSin? They know each other’s demons, they have deep understanding of each other, have tons and tons of attraction aaand (ignore Oculus! Save your nerves. That shit never happened. Well. Except for one part) such promising future holding something for him… And her… And him and her T_T

so, i’m tagging @trolling-since-chernobyl​, @bonenzone​, @captainwhogotthecanary​, @whatadaze​, @gldngrl7, @evil-writer and everyone who wants to show your OTPs!

(just note. also here could’ve been marrish, stalia, river and doctor, so and soo and mermor, but it fucking hurts too much. too much!!!)

Heartlines - Part 2

Pairing: Bucky x Reader

Summary: When Reader moves into Avengers Tower to finish her PhD in safety, the last thing she expects is to have something in common with the shy insomniac Bucky Barnes.

A/N: so heres part 2!! just fyi, i am not a scientific person at all and all of this is purely fiction, so sorry for any mistakes or just plain craziness! i hope yall enjoy :)

Part 1Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 5A, Part 6Part 7, and  Part 8

Part 2

“Son of a-“

You squeeze tightly onto your electrocuted fingers in the hope it might stop the stinging, but of course it doesn’t. You’ve been trying for hours to get your prototype to start working, but you keep overloading the power and electrocuting yourself. Imagine if that was someone’s brain, you think, and shudder.

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What Natasha was doing at the end of CACW

So, I was thinking where everyone was at the end of CACW. 

Tony and Rhodes (and, I assume, Vision - although his whereabouts are unclear) are still with the government. Spiderman is at school. Cap, Bucky and T’Challa are in Wakanda. Bucky puts himself in cryo. Cap and T’Challa then break into prison to save Clint, Wanda, Sam, and Scott. 

So, where is Natasha?

We know she betrayed her side when she let Steve and Bucky go at the airport (and stung T’Challa multiple times. Geez, he is a king.) Being the super cautious spy-assassin she is, put together with the lack of information we have on her whereabouts at the end of the movie, we can safely guess she’s not sticking around watching Rhodes recover. 

Rewind to prison break scene. We see the maximum-security, top-secret prison buried in the middle of the fucking ocean being hacked into, guards dropping to the floor. Cap throws his shield around and is righteous af but that does not help a lot in a prison break. T’Challa may be all-powerful in many ways, but knowing SHIELD and the government’s dirty secrets probably ain’t one of them. 

So guess who would possess hacking skills and would just happen to know all those dirty little government secrets, which might or might not include the exact coordinates, floor plan and guard rotation of that top-secret prison in the middle of the ocean

Probably not Vision. 

Best guess? World-class ex-KGB spy-assassin who keeps safely everyone’s dirty secrets she has ever stumbled upon, in case she needs them for an exit someday, i.e. Natasha

(Plus, sending a sassy letter and a Nokia phone to Tony isn’t really Cap’s style. But it is Natasha’s.)

(Plus, ROMANOGERS)

Baby, Come Home (5/?)

Pairing: Steve Rogers x Reader

Warning: Swearing

A/N: You were apart of The Avengers, in love with Captain America and suddenly everything is different. Two years later, you’re engaged to a man named Ryan and telling yourself you’re over Steve Rogers and The Avengers, but that might not be the truth. When your secrets start coming to the surface, you have to face the reality that you’ve been trying to bury for two years. Will you say I Do picturing Steve’s face or will you come to your senses and face what’s staring back at you?

(Steve POV in some places, italics are flashbacks)

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“You can’t arrest her! She helped save your asses!” Tony is rushing towards the cop car you are sitting in the back off. Officers block his path, saying something you can’t hear, you drop your head, knowing you wouldn’t take it back if you had the chance, but you knew you’d made a lot of trouble for yourself.

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anonymous asked:

Hanzo doesn't know what Valentine's Day is and thinks this world class assassin goes around killing cute couples. He also doesn't know what Easter is and decides a giant hare might make a good soup so he goes out hunting. Hanzo is then named the holiday mess.

he’s doing his best
but also valentine’s day in japan is different and i think genji would get lots of chocolates and hanzo just steals some from him and never really celebrates it
but the easter one, i can get behind that one

anonymous asked:

Aaaaa your 3-E alumni are amazing I cry. I'd really like to see Mimura and Muramatsu? If that's ok ;^; sorry if either have already been done and I missed it

Class E Alumni: Mimura Kouki & Muramatsu Takuya (age 22)

You knew your parents would ship you off to a strange private school. What you didn’t know was that it would be a school for the next generation of world-class assassins.

Which Legends you should fight
  • Rip Hunter: Time Travelling Rogue Cowboy guy with a laser gun and could probs kick your ass. Do not fight
  • Martin Stein: Pure sunshine, very sweet and super smart, literal cinnamon roll, why the fuck would you punch an old man?
  • Jax Jackson: A teenager, a literal teenager, why would you wanna hurt a tiny teenager? don't fight unless you wanna be an asshole. Also has fire powers and is a peak athlete and could kick your ass.
  • Ray Palmer: BEAT THIS SHITTY ASSHOLE UP, DO IT. FIGHT HIM.
  • Kendra Saunders: A literal cinnamon roll, a bundle of sunshine and a baby bird, why would you hurt this smol tiny princess? Don't fight her you monster. (Also has 4,000 years fighting and combat experience and her warrior husband would RIP YOU TO SHREDS IF YOU HURT HER.)
  • Sara Lance: Dangerous world-class assassin, could break your neck in a millisecond. do not fight.
  • Carter Hall: 4,000+ warrior king with years upon years of experience, could kill you in an instant, do not fight.
  • Leonard Snart: Do you have a death wish.
  • Mick Rory: NO.

valkyrieburning  asked:

Imagine Bucky being really, shockingly, hilariously bad at something. Maybe it's something he used to be really good at, or maybe it's something really innocent and stupid but it DRIVES HIM NUTS that he just can't master it.

Tony says, “What the fuck, man.”

Bucky is just as baffled though he’s trying hard not to show it, spatula clutched in his left hand. He’s so thrown off that instead of reacting with a sarcastic remark or a shrug, he goes up on his toes and starts scraping the spatula at the raw pancake suctioned to the ceiling.

Tony can only watch, stunned speechless at the sight of a world-class assassin on his toesies trying to remove pancake batter from the ceiling, pawing like a cat batting at a feather on a string.

“This used to be… so… easy,” Bucky hisses between whacks, still just a hair too short to reach. The blackened pancake slides around but refuses to fall. Cooling batter starts dripping on the floor, and Bucky’s forehead. “It’s just making fucking breakfast.”

“Why not use your other hand, Iron Fist?” Tony says helpfully, sipping away at something terrible and green.

“I was but every time I flipped them, they would splatter and go everywhere,” Bucky says, waving his hand at a pile of woeful looking pancakes. “Couldn’t keep ‘em nice and round.”

“Hey, at least those aren’t charred. How did you manage to burn one side while the other stayed raw, by the way?”

Bucky just growls at him.

The smell of burning batter forces him to abandon the stray pancake and Bucky curses as he rushes to salvage the ones charring on the griddle.

Tony enjoys not being the biggest mess in the room for once, sipping contentedly at what would otherwise taste like broccoli gone to die. Bucky scrambles about, fluttering between flipping the pancakes, angrily tossing them in the garbage, dumping more batter on the griddle, and trying to - “Are you trying to scrape the pancake down from the ceiling? Because that might be the most effective thing you’ve tried. Have you tried throwing another pancake at it?”

Bucky huffs in aggravation, throwing the spatula in the sink. “I used to be able to do this without a thought. Now, one hand’s too strong and the other one’s too… dumb.”

Tony slurps obnoxiously at the last dredge of his terrible veggie sludge before plopping the cup down on the table and walking over to Bucky’s setup and unplugging the griddle.

“You know what they say, cold shoulder. Practice makes perfect. Guess you’ll just have to feed us pancakes everyday until the right arm gets with the program. I can tweak your left arm and see if we can’t adjust the sensitivity, if you want. Until then – JARVIS, where’s the waffle iron?”

“Bottom left cupboard, sir,” JARVIS intones.

“Your biggest mistake,” Tony says as he riffles through the cupboards, hauling out the big, sleek machine and dumping it on the counter, “is going for pancakes over waffles.”

By the time they’re sitting down enjoying fresh, toasty, perfect squares of Belgian waffle, they’ve forgotten about the pancake stuck to the ceiling until Clint walks in and it flops onto his head.

PROMPT; here
REQUESTED; by Anon
COMMENTS; I’ve decided to go for a more depressing approach, but I still hope you like it
WORD COUNT; 1,838
I hope you enjoy it and feel free to request here!
WARNING; themes that people may find distressing

The doors parted in front of me, parting with a bang as they ricocheted against the walls. Head raised, eyes set forwards, my strides were large as I powered my way down the corridor. People looked towards me wordlessly, watching as the tears streaked down my cheeks and my feet made muffled footfalls against the stretch of pristine tile. Everyone knew why I was looking so distraught, why my eyes were welled with woe and why my mouth was turned downwards in a frown, into a desperate look of anxiety.

“Agent!” I kept walking, my strides were determined, sharp, ignoring the voice that echoed behind me. Lab coats swished around me as people ran up and down the corridor- they all had the same expressions as I did, apprehension, desperation, this building was a place of anxiety, pain, death. The thought of why I was here was enough to cause a choked sob bubble up my throat alongside the burn of bile as I felt myself go slightly dizzy. Shock was tense in my muscles and I almost swayed as I steamed around the corner, my body finally coming to the destination. “Agent! Stand down- I said- Stand down!”

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