At all Strex-owned places of employment, folks’ preferred pick of coffee is WorkJuice brand coffee. Even the great corporation’s horde of
scientists haven’t figured out how to successfully replicate—let alone
improve upon—WorkJuice’s signature caffeine density, but they have seen
its effect in increased worker productivity, so they have become one of
WorkJuice’s biggest customers.
I wish more of my followers listened to “The Thrilling Adventure Hour” not only because it’s excellent but because of this FUCKING KING OF COFFEE AD.
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND. I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING EVERYTIME I LOOK AT THIS AD IN THE GRAPHIC NOVEL AND WELOVEFINE MADE IT IN POSTER FORM. THOSE LAST TWO PANELS JUST KILL ME AND I AM SO CLOSE TO MAKING ONE OF THEM MY TUMBLR ICON (though it IS my Steam icon).
Imagine if Bucatino Business took place in Night Vale.
Unspeakable horrors are inflicted on the Bucatinos, but it’s treated in the same sad way Dan treats everything.
“Connie was absorbed by the Glow Cloud yesterday. Connie my brother’s wife, not my on-the-lamb brother. We found her in our house today, like it never happened. She was drinking a cup of Workjuice Coffee, which I would as well, given how it’s the first thing you’d want to drink after waking up or coming back to life. I don’t know how many times Connie has died. I don’t know how many times I’ve died.”