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At all Strex-owned places of employment, folks’ preferred pick of coffee is WorkJuice brand coffee. Even the great corporation’s horde of scientists haven’t figured out how to successfully replicate—let alone improve upon—WorkJuice’s signature caffeine density, but they have seen its effect in increased worker productivity, so they have become one of WorkJuice’s biggest customers.

Good morning! Grab another cup o’ WorkJuice coffee and come have a look: NEW Thrilling Adventure Hour items are up!

By popular demand, we’ve added women’s sizes to a couple of the most popular recent additions including ‘Beyond Belief’ and the King of Coffee!  Plus we have THREE brand new, gorgeous high-quality art prints of the interstitial ad pages from the acclaimed TAH graphic novel from Archaia Entertainment. Check them out plus more tees and prints here!

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I wish more of my followers listened to “The Thrilling Adventure Hour” not only because it’s excellent but because of this FUCKING KING OF COFFEE AD.

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND. I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING EVERYTIME I LOOK AT THIS AD IN THE GRAPHIC NOVEL AND WELOVEFINE MADE IT IN POSTER FORM. THOSE LAST TWO PANELS JUST KILL ME AND I AM SO CLOSE TO MAKING ONE OF THEM MY TUMBLR ICON (though it IS my Steam icon).

I need it on my wall to cheer up on bad days.

Imagine if Bucatino Business took place in Night Vale.

Unspeakable horrors are inflicted on the Bucatinos, but it’s treated in the same sad way Dan treats everything.

“Connie was absorbed by the Glow Cloud yesterday. Connie my brother’s wife, not my on-the-lamb brother. We found her in our house today, like it never happened. She was drinking a cup of Workjuice Coffee, which I would as well, given how it’s the first thing you’d want to drink after waking up or coming back to life. I don’t know how many times Connie has died. I don’t know how many times I’ve died.”

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Lock the doors, bolt the windows, and steel yourself for mysterious suspense in tonight’s final post: our Top 10 Thrilling Adventure Hour Crossover Headcanons.

23) The Condos are a bleedthrough from the alternate future where James Lyons/Cactoid Jim helps all humanity achieve perfection, making them a singular consciousness.

36) Dr. Allie Laredo, NVCC Associate Professor of Inhumanities, is an ancestor of bounty hunter Mercy Laredo.

51) Carnacious Canary is the most beloved children’s character in all of Night Vale. Most notice that he sounds strangely like Cecil.

54) The Traveler was Colonel Tick-Tock. (Cactus Jane is his equivalent of River Song.)

55) Marcus Vansten is a distant ancestor of Sparks Nevada.

62) Tamika Flynn is an ancestor of the Red Plains Rider.

79) At all Strex-owned places of employment, folks’ preferred pick of coffee is WorkJuice brand coffee.  Even the great corporation’s horde of scientists haven’t figured out how to successfully replicate—let alone improve upon—WorkJuice’s signature caffeine density, but they have seen its effect in increased worker productivity, so they have become one of WorkJuice’s biggest customers.

114) The time traveler who came to save Night Vale and married Cactus Jane before mysteriously being drawn away to parts unknown was, in fact, Cactoid Jim.

118) The Sheriff of Night Vale is Barkeep Mordecai Benmont Jiminy, using his powers of The Force Galactic to make sure there’s no trouble in anyone’s place.

144) Frank and Sadie Doyle have a summer house in Night Vale.