working out with cramps

A-Z NSFW: Chen

Originally posted by sooranghaes

Disclaimer: I couldn’t find the original poster this came from, but I got this from philanddanxreader, I didn’t come up with this.

why was this so hard to write

A = Aftercare 
This entire post is going to go in the complete opposite direction of this lmao but of course he’s going to take care of you well afterwards. Lesson learned kids, if anyone you’re with brushes off aftercare, kick their ass to the curb, cuz they don’t care about you. Chen’s a shower and relax together, wash each other gently kind of aftercare guy. Plus he wants to cuddle afterwards and no one wants sticky, smelly, gross cuddles.

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) 
I’m not gonna even try and pretend I don’t think Chen is the most perverted of the bunch lmao he always has his hands on your chest. Just…fun to touch tbh. Chen’s abs are coming in pretty nicely, I sure he’s pretty proud of them, his muscles in general are his favorite thing about himself although we all knows its his forehead

C = Cum 
Nana: oh he’s a nasty little shit. He’s that fucker than jizzes in your goddamn hair and you have to wash it as quick as you can before it dries and it looks like your entire scalp is just shedding…

D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs) 
Chen really wants to bring it up, because sex is pretty open between you two and all, so he’s not really ashamed, just doesn’t know how to throw it out there, especially since he’s normally the pretty dom one in the bedroom. He likes the idea of being blindfolded and handing the reigns over to you so he has no idea what you’re up to or will do next. But he will tell you…soon…maybe….

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
Man I don’t trust his hoe ass….I feel like he’s done stuff already but idk, either way, he knows too fucking much and it makes me nervous. He’s a grown man, I doubt he’s never heard of porn, and the fucking dick popping EXO does, he knows what he’s up to.

F = Favorite position
While he’s kinky, he’s a pretty simple man, plain missionary with your legs tossed over his shoulders is a good go-to for him. Easy position for him to have fun, and you’re kind of tramped a bit, seeing as you’re literally folded in half under his body. You’ll probably need to stretch before hand….I tried putting my leg behind my head the other day cuz I could when I was a kid and I was sure I was going to have to amputate my leg…

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
Chen’s kind of a clown, but I think he gets pretty serious and into his ‘character’ in the bedroom. He’s not the soft and floofy Jongdae he usually is, he’s full blown Chen behind closed doors.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they)
His pits are wild smh I weirdly don’t think he trims or anything down there, I don’t know why, but he just gives me the vibes that he just lets it run free and have a life of its own….

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
Chen’s another member that makes up for his lack of romance in the bedroom in your non-sexual relationship. Of course there’s times he tones it back and really shows you his love; makes love to you rather than fucking. But on the norm, he’s a pretty wild man in the sack.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation)
Pfff who are we playing, Chen jerks off like mad. But lord knows he can’t make a mess in the dorm room with Xiu being his roomie or the older would literally kill him. He takes shelter in the bathroom and handles business like anyone else.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
His secret is he wants to be blindfolded, mainly because you look and react so well when he blindfolds you. He loves seeing your body relaxed and tense all at the same time, never knowing where he is or what he’ll do next; never knowing what he’ll touch next. Watching your skin prickle and your body flinch and you squirm when he brushes a feather against your skin is just art to him.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)
[See Risk] Bedroom/Bathroom are really the only two options in his mind, but being that he’s very adventurous with positions, the bathroom isn’t really safe so the bed is pretty much where most of the magic happens.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
Chen’s usually pretty blunt with his advances, there’s no sly looks or catching on that you touching his arms means you want to fuck, he just straight out says, “I want to fuck”, and life goes on. But he likes how subtle you try to be, especially when the boys are around, your light touch on his thigh until he turns his attention to you and he can see your eyes clouded with lust. The idea of what will happen later in his mind while you wear that innocent face, it really gets his boner party going.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
[Plays into Risk] Chen’s a kink freak and we all know this, but he doesn’t like anyone else but you knowing it, so he’s not here for leaving the safety and privacy of the locked bedroom. Under no circumstances will he leave the bathroom or bedroom, don’t even try.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Do I….do I have to say anything else?

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
I feel like Chen’s a…humper if that makes sense, he’s pretty fast and hard, but he’s not full blown thrusting into you, more like quick pumps because he likes having your body close to his and doesn’t really want to pull away and lose that contact, even for a second.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
While he’s a horny pup, he’s ready and willing to go, unless you want a quickie I don’t see him doing them much. He likes to please you and stretch out the foreplay and tease you for as long as humanly possible. It’s arguably his favorite part of sex, having you all hot and squirming for him, so if that’s cut out of the equation for a quickie, he’s not that thrilled. Quickies do happen frequently though, back stage at concerts or before he has to leave for his schedule, but he’s not too impressed with them. 

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
I feel like he’s a guy that lives by the kamasutra book, he wants to try a lot of stuff, almost anything just once to see what the point is. He’s not very risky with places, like he doesn’t like leaving the bedroom, but doing things with you, he’s all ears….or dick…whatever you wanna say.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
Nana says he’s fuck happy. So basically she says that he’s a quick fuck, dick in a hole only lasts a few minutes, 10 minutes tops, but he’s up and ready for another round so quick you don’t know what’s going on. So Chen’s stamina is pretty high…almost unusually high….

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
I don’t trust him….he gives me the vibe of he’s so nasty that you don’t need toys, but he’s such a little shit that I feel like he collects the shit like pokemon? He’s definitely has handcuffs, vibrators, specific silk ties he likes the cool feel on, a few feathers…..

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He’s….a little fucking shit…..I can see him teasing you to the point you’re literally crying. Like he ain’t stopping unless you use the safe word to tell him to fuck you or fuck off.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
Umm high note master Kim Jongdae? It sounds like a fucking opera in that bedroom tf ?? Chen’s a very loud moaner…The whole damn town, let alone the members will hear you and him, I’d invest into some ear plugs if I was you….

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
Chen’s a pretty kinky fucker in my mind…and we all know for a fact he’s going to want to try some weird ass position. The first time a legit cramp set in from the stretch, he went into a full state of panic, you had to literally pry the phone from his hands to stop him from calling an ambulance. For someone that dances and works out, he really didn’t grasp the concept of mid-sex cramps. God help him.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
Lmao I hate my grandma…..okay here we fckin go. I asked my 60 year old Nana and she said “he’s like the package of hot dogs you get on sale because one’s kinda fucked up. He’s the fucked up one.” aka in her mind, means that he’s slightly below average in length, and more narrow/slender than typical, but he’s just a horn dog that he’ll “hump you into next week” bye

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
Nana says, and I quote, Chen is a “horny dog that needs his nutters snipped so he calms the fck down”. And Nana’s word is law. Chen’s sex drive is out of this world, he needs to see a doctor and get some pills to mellow his ass out tbh.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
I think Chen is kind of a lazy guy, after sex he’s pretty fckin beat, and ready to just shower and hit the hay. So he falls asleep pretty fast, but tbh he’s just eager to wake up and jump your bones again.

Not As Good As Your Kiss [Kim Jiwon]

Warnings: SMUT. TRIGGERS include: Cursing, LIGHT kink abuse. He joins the shower with her but there is plenty of consent I was sure to add PLENTY this time. Babies, if there are errors just know I’m doing the best I can! I’ve read this almost 20 times to fix errors, I do miss things as a dyslexic but I work hard to try and fix things.

-Admin Zendaya (daddy has gotten old)

Originally posted by bi-ai

All day you’ve been thinking about your boyfriend, he was soon to leave for tour and you would have a small love withdrawal when he was gone for so long. Being a hard stan towards his group, you understood the frustration when it came to them constantly being in Japan. For Jiwon it was no better, he would call you several times a day, even for a few seconds when he wasn’t supposed to have his phone but wanted to hear your voice. He’d have a fuss if manager hyung had given him a penalty of taking his phone away, we;; that was if he constantly stayed on it.

Smiling you continued on your path home, looking down at your fitbit you could see there was 27 minutes until Jiwon Oppa would be home. With a sigh, you wiped your forehead of the sweat with your hand since your hair was dripping sweat from the gym earlier. Passing by the park on your path home you saw your floor neighbor and his girlfriend, you’d been friends with him since you moved into the building 3 years ago and his girlfriend was a sweet as could be, you couldn’t help but think back to your own significant other. What was he doing? Was he enjoying his time at work? You next question caused you to halt in your tracks, Why hadn’t he called you all day?

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Okay, well, you know what?

1. I don’t look like these fitblr girls while working out. I don’t wear make up and sometimes old workout clothes and I look like a sweaty hot mess. My hair is all over the place and my head is really red. But that’s okay because I love working out and I don’t care how I look while doing it. Looking at those beautiful fit strong women makes me want to workout and be a stronger person myself. But I really really really don’t look like that while doing my workouts.

2. Sometimes I really don’t feel like working out. This may be just a day or it can last a whole week. And you know what, that’s okay. If you don’t feel like it, you don’t need to do it. There will be days when I can’t bear it anymore to sit on the sofa so I will go for a run. Just because I want to. Or do some yoga or some circuit training. I don’t work out when I have bad period cramps. Or when I’m tired. I will rest my body and I will have some chocolate. It won’t hurt me to skip a few days.

3. I don’t always eat healthy. While it’s important to nurish your body and eat all kind of healthy stuff, I love to have a burger. Or pizza. Or fries with a milk shake. I really love those beautiful pictures of smoothie bowls, fresh salads and fruit. They motivate me and make me crave healthy food. But when you are able to listen to your body and your body wants ice cream, then let it have some ice cream. I’m not saying it’s okay to stuff your face with “unhealthy” food all the time. But it’s also not healthy to deprive yourself of some things which make you happy. To force yourself to just eat healthy. Why should I not be able to go out with friends for some delicious pasta. It’s important to find the balance between so called “good” and “bad” food.

4. I don’t weigh myself very often. Every few weeks, sometimes not even for months. It’s not about the number on the scale. It’s not. It’s about your body. The number on the scale might not be getting smaller but your body might be. While you build up those beautiful muscles, your body is getting slimmer and stronger while your body weight stays the same. Don’t weigh yourself every morning and evening. It’s not about the number on the scale. It’s just not.

5. It’s just about being happy.

anonymous asked:

Bots finding out about human!reader being on their period? No worries if you don't wanna do it.

Mmmm good ask anon but I feel like that’s already been done well by other HC writers like @letsdiscussrobots for example (I think). Also idk what continuity you were thinking of BUT I’m totally up for a certain asshole birb having a learning moment in particular?

Warning: below the divide there will be a pretty graphic description of how cramps feel

You curl up further into yourself underneath your sheets, tucking your knees towards your chest for a few moments before turning onto your back and jerking them out straight below you. The pain was excruciating and you couldn’t figure out why this time. 

You remembered to drink copious amounts of water (albeit Ratchet forcing you rather than regulating it yourself), you had been cutting down on the sweets AND your recent assignments had you working out a lot more, and yet the cramps hadn’t become any more forgiving. On top of that there were apparently no space equivalents of Advil or Midol, and the heating packs Ratchet had in stock were all too large and way too hot for you to use.

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anonymous asked:

Okay so I started binding for the first time today. I used an ace bandage, which I know I'm not supposed to do. During the day I felt intense pain in my chest. When I got home I took it off and now, almost four hours later, my rib still hurts badly. I think I may have fractured a rib, but coming out might put me in more danger. What do I do? Please help. This is urgent. I can barely move from the pain. (Also I am a minor so I cannot go to a hospital myself). Please advise on what I need to do.

Kii says:

Take your ACE bandage and throw it in the garbage. If you’re going to be tempted to use it to bind, don’t have one in your possession.

We have a list of excuses for when you injure yourself binding in our transmasculine resource page, so please go to the hospital.

Kai says:

1. stop binding for now, not even with two sports bras or a tight sports bra. wear just one regular fitting sports bra or other bras

2. if possible, go see a school nurse or sports trainer and maybe explain or say you were wearing two tight sports bras to keep your chest compressed for exercise or something and see if they can help. If you can see a doctor or make up a reason to see a doctor, that might work as well.

3. let your body rest. don’t keep binding, as you could injure yourself further.

4. don’t do intense exercise for a while (ie PE or sports or working out) until you rest up and heal. make up an excuse (period cramps, chest huts, dizzy / lightheaded, hurt your ankle, etc)

Followers, any other excuses you can think of?

Summer Sweetness

prompt: um, none? but i missed summer + i have an obsession with adorable couples and carnivals 

warnings: this is literally ALL FLUFF

pairing: lin-manuel miranda x reader 

words: 1,852 

enjoy! 


The balmy June day reached you in an instant when you stepped out of your city apartment. You sighed, taking the tie from around your wrist to sweep your hair up off of your neck. It wasn’t like you’d just spent half an hour straightening it just with the hopes it wouldn’t be this hot – not at all. You had grown up around these summers, when all traces of winter had glided away, promising to visit by the end of the year, and the flowers had all blossomed, the rose bushes and trees in your favorite park ablaze with vibrancy.

Taking a step down the street, you delighted in in the lenient, heat and memory filled future moments that you looked forward to. A soft smile came to your face as you passed an ice cream shop, a mental note being made to drag your boyfriend back there with you this afternoon. For as long you could remember, this was what summer meant – a true sense of contentment and freedom unlike much else. You fondly awaited this all year – the days when the sunshine seemed to share its radiance with you and the birds shared their song with those patiently waiting with an open ear. These thoughts and more crossed your mind as your feet crossed the road, reaching the busy park where you were to meet your boyfriend today. You were both working students and it was rare you got together outdoors during the day, given you both kept late hours at desks, on shared couches, and in beds. It had been your dedication to work and success that had kept you apart this last semester and you had missed him tremendously. Now, with finals in the distant past and a limitless highway of possibilities for the season ahead, you were appreciative of all the moments that lie ahead.

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Labor of Love

Tom HiddlestonxReader

Sequel to “The Problem with Sushi”

Hi! Can you please do a one shot where Tom and his wife are having twins and she is in labour. Tom takes care of her in the hospital and they have their babies. Thank you.

You waddle around the living room, one hand splayed on your back and the over resting on and rubbing your insanely huge middle, working out the cramps that had started once you had gotten out of bed, letting out a groan and sigh as you talk to your belly, “Seriously you guys? You can’t sleep just a little bit, just like, an hour, it’ll be great, family naptime.” You feel a press just south of your navel and swear that one of the little angels inside you just tried to moon you in utero. It was just past two am and you had been blessed with a total of three hours of fitful sleep before the pressing need to use the bathroom and the sudden wrestling match kicked up again inside you.

You hear Tom slide up quietly behind you, rubbing your lower back gently, “Are you coming back to bed, Love?”

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Mankiller
EVERYDAY_IM_PREACHING
By Organization for Transformative Works

Hello, everyone! Today I bring to you an original short fiction (it’s not anything too plot heavy. At all) in honour of my fiftieth story posted to the archive! I hope you enjoy.

This story is rated E for Explicit 

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Sometimes all it takes is the right shade of lipstick.

Good Enough (10)

prologue; part one; part two; part three; part four; part five; part six; part seven; part eight; part nine; part ten; part eleven; part twelve; part thirteen; part fourteen; part fifteen; part sixteen; part seventeen; part eighteen; part nineteen; part twenty; part twenty one; part twenty two; part twenty three; part twenty four; epilogue.

bonus scenes: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

The official statement of your pregnancy had been released and people were curious to get a look at you and your baby bump. While you were at school, you constantly wore your blazer to hide it from prying eyes and when you were out in public, you always wore a coat. It was hard enough dealing with the stares when you became a princess but it was so much worse now they all knew you were pregnant. Even your teachers were treating you differently.

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Based off a suggestion from Salty Crusader on the RarePair Rave discord. (@cass-burger, could you blease send him the link? Thanks!), with our monochrome duo on a partner swap mission where things go awry. Consider this the ‘governments actually use anti-virus software’ AU, where Cinder’s plan is thwarted by the mundane, routine check of Atlas’ systems and nothing big and bad happens. (Also, yes, I’m aware I probably have a few mistakes in this; I’ll clean it up when possible.) Honestly, this is just Blake being a dork and Weiss being extra, as usual.


Blake bit her lip, trying her hardest to bite back and swallow down the question on her tongue. However, despite how many times she’d already asked, it left her lips once again. “Weiss-”

“For the last- urk- time, Belladonna- hmph- I’m not- huh- I’m not leaving you- shit- behind!” Every labored breath grated on all four of her ears and made her chest tightened as she did everything in her power not to move. The last thing she wanted to do was make things more difficult for the young woman carrying her. “That’s- ugh- final!”

The Faunus sighed, ears straining against her bow as they tried to lay back against her skull in contrition. Three years into their Huntress training, one would think she’d have the foresight to keep better track of her position when dealing with a bed of King Taijitu, but her concentration had slipped ever so slightly. Before she knew it, her right leg was clamped between one head’s powerful jaws and she was thrown about, knocking into trees and boulders, wearing down her already depleted aura.

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So…I just started watching Ellie’s streams about a week or two ago (some time around the release of AToTS) and she totally got me into this adorkable show/skit/animated short? idk (Amongst other things…my brain is chalked full of madeon and electro swing now, haha). I also wanted to credit the colouring style used in this picture to her because it’s actually a really fun colouring technique that I had only used for pencil drawings up until now, so…uh, yeah! It’s real awesome and makes the whole process really interesting! It’s really flipping great!! xD

But yeah, anway. *whispers* This little film is the best so you should really go watch it. At some point. Ye.

Bonus!

We don’t even know if i’ll actually do it.

Harry Styles - Comforts You During Your Period Imagine


[Mmmmm, I would love for him to take care of me. Enjoy!]


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damnitsriseagainst  asked:

On your period you should drink a lot (water or tea) and eat healthy. Try to avoid too oily food like deep fried food. As soon as your cramps calm down, try to fall asleep, time flies by as soon as you sleep. Taking pills just helps for a little while, but often your period just lasts longer or your cramps grow stronger afterwards. I know it sounds weird, but quite a lot of girls feel like their cramps are less strong, when they work out. Maybe a little run or yoga could help you!! 😉😰😣😧💕

Yay thank you! I’m looking forward to sleeping hehe

anonymous asked:

“My stomach doesn’t feel right…” sick nico w/ percy or will? belly rubs would be cute too,,,,,,

Can I suggest a solangelo prompt? Okay so like nicos sick but he doesn’t have a fever so wills like pshh ur fine big baby and then like nico throws up on him and yeah

Can you do a solangelo fic where Nico gets this stomach virus and try’s to hide it from will but epically fails by puking on him?


I really wanted to get out some Voltron requests, but I’ve been really sick this week and I just needed this as a sort of vent sickfic.

Will found Nico in the bathroom, hunched over and spitting into the sink.

“Nico? What are you doing?” Will asked from the doorway, rubbing sleep from his eyes.

Nico didn’t answer immediately. He shook his head, shoulders around his ears as he hovered over the sink, swallowing convulsively. It was only as Will became more awake that he realized that Nico was shaking.

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anonymous asked:

Mingyu + cramps c:

thanks for requesting! you can read other “member + word” scenarios here! 

This would be the last time you work out without doing warm-ups. Actually, this would be the last time you work out, period. Was the end result really worth the morning pain?

Your whole body was sore, your body equaling a huge major cramp. Your back hurt, your arms could barely move and your legs,your legs, felt like they should be broken off and sold on the black market.

“Seungcheol’s treating us out tonight,” Mingyu is saying, as you punched your leg lightly, trying to get your muscles looser. He taps his hand on the dining table as you sat across from him, legs extended to a second chair.

“I don’t think I can come,” you say, frowning at the pain that shot up your leg.

“It’s that bad?” Mingyu asks, cocking his head to the side. “See, maybe you should stop seeing that fitness trainer,” he says, smugly. He always hated your buff workout trainer, Michael, whose arms were the size of your head.

“I probably will stop seeing him,” you admitted, shifting in your seat. “Do you mind getting me an ice pack?”

Mingyu disappears into the kitchen and returns to you, placing the ice pack over your thighs. He kneels down to inspect your legs and frowns. “It’s bad to the point where you can’t come with me to dinner? It’s free food.”

“Sorry Mingyu.” You pat his head, attempting to stand up. “You go out and have fun with the boys. You won’t die if I’m not next to you for a moment in your life.”

Mingyu stands up, slinging an arm around your waist to help you stand up. “Are you kidding? I’m going to stay at home if you’re like this.” He suddenly bends down and lifts you up, bridal style, making you screech in surprise. “How does a massage sound?”

You wanted to tell him that no, he shouldn’t have to be stuck at home with you just because you forgot warm-ups, but a massage did sound nice, so you let him carry you to the bedroom.