working on this video is killing me

me: im going to wait until s2 to make more klance amvs because i need more footage

s2 in regards to klance:

Originally posted by crimestudio

me:

Things My Friend Said Playing Video Games

“What are you doing? Get the fuck up! It’s not nap time!”
“Someone is shooting at me.”
“Whelp, my girlfriend killed you.”
“Congratulations, you fucked up.”
“Oh my god, there are so many things.”
“Did I not just do that?”
“What is happening?”
“Sure, take me. Let’s go.”
“My girlfriend is doing all the work!”
“You’re almost as confused as I am.”
“I just like ran right into this raider camp. It’s fine.”
“Random rocks and shit, just hanging out.”
“Great. I got a rock.”
“Let me just throw my ass just down this hole.”
“I love that I’m getting on shit that works on my equipment from the Milky Way, out of these ancient tomb things that the people in this galaxy don’t even know about.”
“Do you have to jump over that? You could walk just two inches!”
“Guys, bridges are supposed to BRIDGE THINGS.”
“I think your bridge is broken.”
“I kinda really want to jump down there. I know I’ll die. But I want to.”
“The music is going spastic, there’s shit flying in my face, there’s giant turnips in the sky… what the fuck is happening?”
“I don’t even know what’s going on.”
“Hold still! I want to shoot you!”
“Let me live my life.”
“My eyes are on fire.”
“This water looks like pudding!”
“They look like dumb little octopi.”
“Now it’s time to die.”
“I’m gonna punch your ass even though you fly, c'mere!”
“Let’s go, guys! So I don’t die – where the fuck are all of you!?”
“Well, it’s DEAD NOW.”
“What? What, what, what? I don’t see anything! What do you want? WHAT?!”
“I wanna get my MAD LOOT first.”
“These robots have the juiciest thighs.”
“ARE YOU TELLING ME THEY CRASHED HERE AND NOBODY NOTICED?”
“ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?”
“I don’t know what the fuck you want from me, but if you think I believe this shit for one minute–”
“Fucking – just die, I’m done with your plot!”
“Knife to the eyeball!”
“Are you dead now? What happened?”
“That’s fucking, like, beautifully stupid.”
“You have a little dialogue tree I can shimmy my butt up?”
“Oh, get out you dirty whore.”

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(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP2r3LE_mdo)

Hey here’s a thing i’ve been working on!! Not sure if i’m ever gonna finish it but i figured it wouldn’t hurt to post what i’ve done so far :)

Happy New Year and very late Merry Christmas for @skootleskittle !!!

This is a present for @tsukyamgiftexchange

It’s as you wanted is Yuri!!! On Ice AU where award-winning Tsukki watches a video of Yams skating to his program perfectly and it inspires him to go and be his coach. I re-drew some my favorite moments. It’s a bit sloppy but i tried my best (i need to work on my coloring tho).

Honestly, your art it’s so cute, i really love it, you deserve much more notes and recognition!

Anyway, i hope you like your present!

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The Last Guardian Collector’s Edition.

So this is it, it’s finally here. I was going to do some sort of lame un boxing video, but nobody really cares for them. It’s been a super long time for a final realise date and I have no doubt it’s worth the wait.

Unfortunately the planets are not lining up at the moment. I work next door to GAME, I was unable to get my copy first thing. I had to wait until my break which was at 2.30, it was killing me knowing that my game was behind a wall waiting. I ended up doing a 8.30am-8.30pm shift. I got home had some food (left over roast beef, roast potatoes and Yorkshire puddings) and had to make up some formula baby milk ready for tomorrow (takes about 30min). In this time my father in law (who is staying the night) came home with some beer, insisting that I join him for my hospitality. I am now sat writing this as the disk installs getting ready for bed as I’m working tomorrow at 8.30 and Saturday trains are a nightmare. Tomorrow night I have my sister inlaw and her boyfriend over for a board game night. Sunday it’s work, then Sunday lunch at the mother inlaw’s. Monday another long shift. Tuesday off but babysitting a freinds child as well as looking after my own.

When I finally play this bloody game I’m sure someone would have spoilt it for me. God only knows where that persons body will he found.

Here’s for a happy gaming Christmas

Cheers 🍻

Owen 🎅

hellsing characters as dril tweets
  • Alucard: i will tell you this right now: I'm from hell. Im highly fucked up. Ive been known to say rude things and watch the carnage unfold brutally
  • Integra: startling how im the only person on this site with an actual human soul. you would think the other guys on here have one, but no
  • Walter: i put years of hard work into getting my torture degree at torture college & now everyones like “oh tortures bad”,“its ineffective” fuck off
  • Seras: im actualy, probably, the most superbly relatable and normal person in this jail cell as of right NOw
  • Pip: my grave is just a huge tv displaying videos of me doing parkour in hell and it makes all the other graves look like shit
  • Rip Van Winkle: i am skeptical of the concept "Too Big To Fail" mainly because i am extremely big and i fail constantly
  • Shrödinger: what donest kill me makes me stronger ((gains infinite strength from being not killed by infinite things))
  • Anderson: my big sons have made a mess of the garage again after being riled up by the good word of the Lord
  • Maxwell: blocked. blocked. blocked. youre all blocked. none of you are free of sin
  • Major: if your grave doesnt say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war
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Its here people its really here and i am SO happy to be sharing this with you all. I originally made this project in November for the TOMES anniversary as just a thank you to the series and as a continuation to Killings time video, i wanted to show how much this fandom had changed me as an artist. TOME will always be something i cherish for a long time and i really hope you all enjoy this as much as i loved drawing it.

Also a MAJOR shout out to moonlightchronicle  (aka tay) who not only did the text but ANIMATED the images, i honestly am blown away with her work from the progress gifs she showed me to the end result, this wouldnt had been done if it wasn’t for her so thank you gal! <3 please seriously give her a follow her work is amazing 

You made an awesome series kirb and best of luck with future projects (cant wait to do dat balancing act fanart yo ; ) )

Allies

My dad is a pedophile and when I reported him no justice was served.

A few years ago, I was looking through home videos to find videos of myself as a child and on the same footage was my dad filming himself with a prostitute in his car. When I was a kid, I was often home alone a lot and starving, I guess this is why he took so long to get home after work.

On another video, there was more footage of myself as a child which he had tried to film over footage of my father filming himself talking on the phone to under aged girls. When I saw this I had a nervous break down and didn’t know what to do. My older sister said we would confront him. My dad said smoking weed was why he did it. I replied, “Everybody I know gets high and they are not pedophiles.” My older sister turned against me and told me if I told anyone that my mentally ill mother would kill herself and my father… and then what would happen to my little sister if she saw these murders. They ganged up on me told me I was a selfish shit and brain washed me. I had a complete mental break down and got very ill. I was passing out a lot, my actual vision was distorted, slanted, and shrinking where I couldn’t drive, I was peeing blood, and I planned many times how I would kill myself. There was too much pressure of life and death on my shoulders. I wanted to report my dad so that he wouldn’t hurt anymore children. And my dad and older sister kept beating me down, telling me how selfish I was, and what would happen to my little sister if my mom murdered my dad then committed suicide.

In 2014, my mom attempted suicide. It wasn’t because of finding out about my father. It was because she’s severely mentally ill. They found her body along with a suicide journal blaming me. Not just a note but a whole journal blaming me for reasons that made no sense. She survived her over-dose but when I went to see her in the hospital, she yelled at me in horror telling me how horrible I was and how it was my fault.

In 2015, on my birthday, I got a phone-call from my mom saying she was going to kill herself. I drove over there, and my mom kept yelling at my dad “You were raped” over and over and over, and then he admitted that he was when he was four years old. And then my dad sexually harassed me. And my mom wasn’t there and I told her about it and she said that I was the reason why she wanted to die. I told my dad to get mental help, and that it’s not okay that he was hurting children, or me. He wouldn’t. Leading up to this, my mom became more mentally ill to the point where she would act out in violence and we would have to hide knives, scissors, ect. Soon after I got a restraining order on both of them but it won’t last forever.

My biggest regret was not reporting my father as soon as I had seen the footage. I am a rape survivor so this guilt haunts me to this day. But I am disgusted to find out that the system is fucked, and it wouldn’t have made a difference if I had done it sooner. I also wish I had never been beaten down and truly truly brainwashed to the point that I couldn’t see how evil both my older sister and dad were, and how selfish they were – when children were being hurt.

Today is my birthday again and all I keep wishing is for my restraining order to never run out so that I am safe. Since I’ve gotten my restraining order I have rebuilt my health and have stood up against all the creeps and assholes out there sexually assaulting. I just hope more and more us learn how to become allies. It’s taken me so long to get to this point.

just funhaus things
  • james yelling “take em out!” when they play an FPS
  • james yelling “see you in space!” when they play a space game
  • deadpan “what” or “oh” from adam
  • james or adam adding random letters to a word 
  • Adam memeing under his breath
  • hearing a strange sound from the video and wondering if bruce farted and they all chose to not acknowledge it
  • lawrence’s voice cracking
  • the audio clipping when adam laughs too loud
  • “kill me” when something in a game isn’t working
My uncle watching me play Skyrim
  • Uncle: *Loud gasp* They cut that guys head off!
  • Me: Uh... yeah.
  • Uncle: Now they're gonna cut your head off!
  • Me: NOt re-
  • Uncle: Is that a dragon?
  • Me: Yeah. He's Ald-
  • Uncle: Where'd he come from?! Get the hell out of there!
  • Me: I can't move yet. It's still part of the opening video.
  • Uncle: You can now! Go! Go! Go!
  • Later, when I'm joining the Thieves Guild
  • Uncle: Now what are you doing?
  • Me: Joining the Thieves Guild. I have to steal this ring and plant it on-
  • Uncle: I always knew you were trouble.
  • While I'm working on joining the Dark Brotherhood
  • Uncle: "Did you just kill that poor old lady?
  • Me: Yeah.
  • Uncle: Why?!
  • Me: I'm getting paid for it, and then I can join the Dark Brotherhood, a group of assassins.
  • Uncle: Well as long as you're getting paid for it. But you're just making all kinds of friends, ain't ya?
  • When I was asked to kill Cicero.
  • Uncle: The little jester guy?
  • Me: Yeah.
  • Uncle: Ugh. Good. He was annoying.
  • Me: *Doesn't kill him* I like him. He's entertaining, and one of me favorite followers.
  • Uncle: But he- The lizard guy says he hurt him, and tried to kill Astrid!
  • Me: Yes, but later on, something happens with Astrid, so I don't kill him.
  • When Astrid betrays you.
  • Uncle: She was your friend. Why'd you kill her?
  • Me: I had to. She asked me to kill her by preforming the Black Sacrament. I really liked her, but she betrayed me.
  • Uncle: She betrayed you?! But you are the Listener! She dares betray the Listener?! The great and powerful Listener! Now I think you were right to spare the jester.
  • At this point, all I could do is laugh. I play Skyrim at my cousins house a lot, and every time, he's amazed by something else, or finds another character to hate. I think it's funny.
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa, hi.
I thought I could write you this little letter to give you an idea of what I want for Christmas. I know it’s a lot to ask but I’m sure you can work some magic.

• First and foremost I (and a lot of people) would really appreciate a stable Bechloe relationship in Pitch Perfect 3.
• If you can’t give me (us) my first request (but please try your hardest) could you maybe arrange Sendrick press?
• Okay but really just give us something to gif and video edit.
• Also no more killing off LGBT characters in 2017

Please and thank you,
Shelley.

he watches cat videos instead of working

I don’t stop seeing a quote shared by deviantArt that reads “Don’t stop when you’re tired, stop when youre done”.
Please. PLEASE. Don’t do that. That’s the most unhealthy advice I’ve ever seen. What the fuck did that person think when they wrote that? Do you expect me to kill myself over work? If you don’t rest, sleep, eat, take showers, read, watch a silly cat video,… if you don’t take care of yourself, your work is going to suffer for that, and of course YOU will suffer too. Do not stop when you’re done, stop when you’re tired! Stop when you need to go to pee, when your mom calls, when your dog needs a walk, hell, when you need a walk! Stop working and take a break. Stop working and go home. Stop working and go have a coffee with a friend.

I’m not saying working hard is useless. Hard work and being constant is important. As important as taking breaks and resting for a while, because our brains and bodies need to do something else besides “work”.

Maybe this message wasn’t about work, but that’s what it sounds like to me. And either way, it can be said for anything else. If you’re tired, stop walking or reading or watching tv or writing or whatever. You’ll feel better and do the thing way better when you’ve rested, I promise.

Now I’m going to rest watching someone play videogames while I have dinner. Be good, my pretties, and take a break ;)

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Here it is. The video I’ve been working on for the past two months. Two months? I think that’s right. Three weeks at least on the last 30 seconds but yeah - maybe I can focus on my writing now. (Cause I’m behind and I know I’m behind guys and I’m sorry D:)

Includes every canon ship + a little TruTen (because this video is basically ALL MY DRAGON BALL SHIPS LUL): Yamcha/Bulma, Tien/Launch, Goku/ChiChi, Vegeta/Bulma, Gohan/Videl, Krillin/18, Trunks/Goten, (and maybe a lil Goten/Marron, Trunks/Marron if you like, squint).