my friend from my drawing class stuck a dildo to their wall during dorm room checks because they said, and i quote, “if it looks like i have nothing to hide, they won’t look through my drawers and see all the stuff i have to hide”. they hung a dildo from their wall to keep the ra from confiscating their scensy.
Hades hates Danny. All souls go to the underworld (aka the Ghost Zone) eventually and become part of his domain. But not Danny. He straddles the two worlds like Persephone (side note: holy shit halfa!Persephone can you imagine?), eternally just out of Hades’s control.
So Hades takes matters into his own hands. Every now and then, a portal to the Ghost Zone will appear next to Danny and Hades will try to lure/drag him in. It’s gotten to the point where Danny just carries around a broom and hits Hades with it whenever he tries to start shit.
Mr. Lancer’s class is confused the first time Danny brings a broom to class, but they’re absolutely dumbfounded when he hits the god of the underworld with it and says “shoo.”
Magnus:Hey Lucas, while we’re all showering together- Lucas: You’re standing on my thigh, which is weird. Magnus:Thank you for the boost!
I was re-listening to the Crystal Kingdom arc and the amusing scene where the group all squeeze into the tiny nullsuit chamber to get their fantasy spacesuits re-juiced turned hilarious when I realised that in order for Magnus to be doing the thigh thing, it would also mean that one of the biggest, bulkiest group members decided to get on top of most of the other adventurers. 😂
Jesse, you don’t have to listen to me all the time. It’s your own damn life. But if there’s anything I want you to actually take to heart, it’s this: Find someone who is the lyrics to your music and the music to your lyrics. Got that mijo?
Band AU. It’s honestly my favorite AU that I have going on with this lovely.
It has become extensive story wise and I do not have the confidence to summarize it well enough to do it justice. oTL
But some context for these two: Hanzo and McCree are in a rag tag rock band and get to know one another during the band’s tour. Hanzo is the bassist and McCree is lead vocalist who also plays guitar. Hanzo is excellent at writing lyrics and McCree excels at composing songs. They learn more about each other, help each other through their fears and the ghosts of their pasts, connect through music and lyrics, flirt while they play billiards, cheesy lyrics and implied confessions happen on stage, twooter drama, lots of antics in trailers, and more.
Bottom line, we love this AU and it’s very dear to us!