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my friend from my drawing class stuck a dildo to their wall during dorm room checks because they said, and i quote, “if it looks like i have nothing to hide, they won’t look through my drawers and see all the stuff i have to hide”. they hung a dildo from their wall to keep the ra from confiscating their scensy. 

a collection of out-of-context The Adventure Zone quotes

- “You hear… crinkle-tinkles.” “FUCK.”

- “Hot diggity shit. That is a baller cookie.”

- “Oh, the Unicorn Double-Barrel Special.”

- “No dogs on the moon, they just run off the goddamn thing.”

- “I find that not killing people is very easy.” “Well, we all have dry spells, kid.”

- “Dad, you can just say ‘masturbating’.”

- “ ♫ Oh shit, sweet flip. ♫ “

anonymous asked:

do you know any good readings on the effects of colonialism on modern concepts of gender? i've seen you talk a lot about this and i'm interested to read more into it

Heterosexualism and the Colonial / Modern Gender System, María Lugones 

Colonial Dependence and Sexual Difference: Reading for Gender in the Writings of Simón Bolívar (1783-1830), Catherine Davies

(you can download those last two articles here if you don’t have access to jstor)

The Coloniality of Gender, Maria Lugones

Romancing the Transgender Native, Evan B. Towle and Lynn M. Morgan

Scientific Racism and the Emergence of the Homosexual Body, Siobhan Somerville

Asexuality as a white supremacist dream (and additional commentary)

The Empire of Sexuality, Joseph Massa

Women and Men, Cloth and Colonization: The Transformation of Production-Distribution Relations among the Baule (Ivory Coast) (Femmes et hommes, pagnes et colonisation: la transformation des relations de production et de distribution chez les Baule de Côte d'Ivoire), Mona Etienne

“Some Could Suckle over Their Shoulder”: Male Travelers, Female Bodies, and the Gendering of Racial Ideology, 1500-1770, Jennifer L. Morgan

White Sexual Imperialism: A Theory of Asian Feminist Jurisprudence, Sunny Woan

The veil or a brother’s life: French manipulations of Muslim women’s images during the Algerian War, 1954–62, Elizabeth Perego

Rethinking Sex-Positivity, Rebecca John

Women of Color Seen As Always Sexually AvailableJaclyn Friedman 

Ryanical Difficulties -Extended Cut
Achievement Hunter
Ryanical Difficulties -Extended Cut

Ryan kicking Jeremy in Let’s Play Minecraft - Episode 259 - Dark Monopoly Finale, extended audio + select gifs

Hades hates Danny. All souls go to the underworld (aka the Ghost Zone) eventually and become part of his domain. But not Danny. He straddles the two worlds like Persephone (side note: holy shit halfa!Persephone can you imagine?), eternally just out of Hades’s control.

So Hades takes matters into his own hands. Every now and then, a portal to the Ghost Zone will appear next to Danny and Hades will try to lure/drag him in. It’s gotten to the point where Danny just carries around a broom and hits Hades with it whenever he tries to start shit.

Mr. Lancer’s class is confused the first time Danny brings a broom to class, but they’re absolutely dumbfounded when he hits the god of the underworld with it and says “shoo.”

a soft boy

Magnus: Hey Lucas, while we’re all showering together-
Lucas: You’re standing on my thigh, which is weird.
Magnus: Thank you for the boost!

I was re-listening to the Crystal Kingdom arc and the amusing scene where the group all squeeze into the tiny nullsuit chamber to get their fantasy spacesuits re-juiced turned hilarious when I realised that in order for Magnus to be doing the thigh thing, it would also mean that one of the biggest, bulkiest group members decided to get on top of most of the other adventurers. 😂

Jesse, you don’t have to listen to me all the time. It’s your own damn life. But if there’s anything I want you to actually take to heart, it’s this:
Find someone who is the lyrics to your music and the music to your lyrics.
Got that mijo?

Band AU. It’s honestly my favorite AU that I have going on with this lovely.

It has become extensive story wise and I do not have the confidence to summarize it well enough to do it justice. oTL

But some context for these two: Hanzo and McCree are in a rag tag rock band and get to know one another during the band’s tour. Hanzo is the bassist and McCree is lead vocalist who also plays guitar. Hanzo is excellent at writing lyrics and McCree excels at composing songs. They learn more about each other, help each other through their fears and the ghosts of their pasts, connect through music and lyrics, flirt while they play billiards, cheesy lyrics and implied confessions happen on stage, twooter drama, lots of antics in trailers, and more. 

Bottom line, we love this AU and it’s very dear to us!

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Bonus:

  • Me, to other people: It's okay if you don't feel inspired for a little while. Just give yourself some time, don't put too much pressure on yourself, and you'll break out of it.
  • Me: *doesn't write for 3 days*
  • Me, to myself: you are literal trash