Series of Unfortunate Events curse
-Make a witches ladder and tie it to your target however you’d like (hair, name, etc)
-Tie in items that relate to unlucky things
- used up travel toothpaste-> they never seem to have toothpaste when they need it
- a key with a ‘?’ drawn in sharpie-> you’re gonna be late to work, douche
- empty battery-> they’re always just too tired to really get any work done
- loose pieces of yarn-> so they always have that one strand of hair tickling their arm
- a pushpin-> step on something sharp, asshole
- a ripped piece of paper with the words “REALLY IMPORTANT THING”->so they always forget that one really important thing
- an empty toilet roll-> every. single. time.
- broken birthday candle->nobody remembers their birthday
Charge that sucker with your annoyed motherfucking energy and swirl some fucking smoke on it with a few spritzes of cayenne water for good measure.
Now stuff it in an old sock and forget about it. Or hang it up. You do you.