Fenrir Greyback, having a conversation with a fellow Death Eater: Yeah, being a werewolf is pretty chill. The only thing is I hate that I’ve gotten so hairy-

Voldemort, after blasting the door down: HARRY? 😠🔥 POTTER? 👓⚡ Boy who lived ?? 💀🔪🔫 Come 👏 To 👏 Die 👏 Neither can live 🔮🎉 while the other survives 💥💢 but I’m a SURVIVOR 💪👽 started from the bottom 😩😩 now im HERE 🎉💯 they dont call me the DARK LORD for nothing 👀 👀 Always on that GRIND ✨🔥 workin night 🌚 & DAY 🌞 to KILL 👏  HARRY 👏  POTTER 👏 👏 


Y’all better fucking SLAY!!! (via

I know you workin’ day and night to get a college degree. Bet nobody that you’ve been with even know you a freak, right?
—  Is it just me? Or is this sex so good I shouldn’t have to fuck for free?