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the signs as tumblr eras
  • 2010-2011 // the rise of tumblr. rage comics, wine mom humor, can i haz cheezburger, furry culture's prime:taurus, cancer
  • 2012 // the rise of fandoms. "the only post on tumblr with ______ notes on it", superwholock, "there's a supernatural gif for that", gifsets:gemini, sagittarius
  • 2013 // the rise of aesthetics. transparents, "touch my butt and buy me pizza", indie blogs, pastels:LIBRA, leo
  • 2014 // the rise of shitposts. "your fave is problematic", pepe, gay gay and more gay, dank memes:virgo, scorpio, pisces
  • 2015-2016 // the rise of memes. discourse, the meme revolution, astrology memes, callout culture:aries, AQUARIUS, capricorn
The signs as things people have said to me
  • Aries:look... There's a time and place to be an asshole
  • Taurus:are you really buying another pair of the exact same underwear?
  • Gemini:maybe you should've just asked her what was wrong instead of telling her to stop crying because she was ruining the mood
  • Cancer:stop being so passive. Just let it out. What the fuck
  • Leo:you're really pretty... But you don't need me to tell u that do you? Ffs
  • Virgo:but if you drink all the black coffee what am I supposed to drink?
  • Libra:why is it that I've never seen you really angry? Does nothing piss you off?
  • Scorpio:what's wrong with trusting people?
  • Sagittarius:oi chill out. Why do we need to go out again?
  • Capricorn:you'd seriously only marry if it was a business proposal?
  • Aquarius:you're telling a fable
  • Pisces:I know it's hard for you but just pay attention for once in your life
The Types Reacting To Being Accused

ISTJ: “Excuse me??? I am innocent. I have ALL THE EVIDENCE DOCUMENTED.” [proceeds to take out a bunch of papers]

ISTP: “Dude. chill. calm down. bro.”

ISFJ: “I???? hOLY SHIT ME??? YOU’RE ACCUSING ME??? YOU’RE THE ONE WHO DID THE THING YOU’RE ACCUSING ME OF” [pulls out a bunch of receipts]

ISFP: “Stop… you’re making me uncomfortable. I didn’t do anything wrong.” [tries not to cry]

INTJ: “Hahahaha. No one will believe you. You have no proof. But, I, rather have plans for you, buddy. Accusations only take you to hell.”

INTP: “Okay, but it’s clear that it wasn’t me, and someone else. You’re mixing things up. Allow me to explain why.” [gives a 15 minute analysis lecture just to prove themself innocent]

INFJ: “Lies. Blatant lies, I say. You will regret this.”

INFP: “NO!!! I DID NOTHING LEAVE ME ALONE GO AWAYYYYY STOOOOOP”

ESTJ: “Bitch it’s clear you did it. I was, y’know, busy being productive in the meantime, meanwhile you were just being a lazy ass doing exactly what you’re blaming me for. Pathetic, haha.”

ESTP: “Are you asking me to dropkick you into the ocean? Because if you don’t step off I could do it.”

ESFJ: “No way! Everyone else knows it wasn’t me, and also, I have screenshots to prove it was you!” [opens up laptop and shows screenshots of accuser doing the deed]

ESFP: “Lmao this is just sad. You’re wasting your time accusing someone else of something? Get a life.”

ENTJ: “JESUS CHRIST WHAT’S GOTTEN INTO YOU HOLY SHIT NOW I HAVE TO FIX THIS EVEN THOUGH IT WASN’T MY FAULT” [gets shit done and fixes problem]

ENTP: “k.” [sends accuser memes and senseless messages to distract them]

ENFJ: “Hey, buddy, why so sad? What’s making you so upset that you’re going around accusing people of doing things they haven’t done? You can talk to me.” [awkward pats]

ENFP: “…UNBELIEVABLE. THIS IS DESPICABLE. YOU SORE LOSER. IT’S OBVIOUS I DID NOTHING. YOU SEE, I was just having a good time at the park the other day and oh there was a squirrel and —”

The signs as my current faves
  • Aries:Dangerous Woman / Ariana Grande
  • Taurus:One Dance / Drake ft Kyla and Wizkid
  • Gemini:Cheap Thrills / Sia ft Sean Paul
  • Cancer:Needed Me / Rihanna
  • Leo:Roses / the Chainsmokers ft ROZES
  • Virgo:The Middle / DJ Snake ft Bipolar Sunshine
  • Libra:BLUE / ZAYN
  • Scorpio:Faded / Alan Walker
  • Sagittarius:Freedom / Beyoncè ft Kendrick Lamar
  • Capricorn:Reality / Lost Frequencies ft Janeick Devy
  • Aquarius:Magnets / Disclosure ft Lorde
  • Pisces:A Change of Heart / the 1975