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endless summer characters ranked in order of how often they dab

  1. mc. uses dabbing as punctuation. dabs every time one of their friends dies so therefore has dabbed over 23,529 times
  2. diego. this boy is the ultimate pop culture memelord, of COURSE he dabs too much. also taught varyyn how
  3. craig. dabs without the slightest hint of irony. it’s how he shows excitement
  4. raj. simply has too much joy in his body, has to express it through dabbing
  5. zahra. opposite of craig, dabs solely ironically and usually at very inappropriate moments
  6. jake. says he’s too cool and badass and tough to dab but if you’re lucky you’ll witness a quality jake dab or two
  7. grace. genuinely didn’t know what dabbing was until diego explained it to her and is still warming up to the concept
  8. quinn. not a huge fan of dabbing, but if it’ll make her friends happy she’ll oblige
  9. sean. simply doesn’t see the point? but very rarely he’ll indulge in a very fast dab but nobody can tell if it’s even a dab or just a weird movement
  10. michelle. NOT a fan. goes on twitter rants about how stupid dabbing is. smacks craig each time he dabs
  11. aleister. witnessing an aleister dab is a rare and momentous and beautiful occasion. it’s happened maybe once. raj and craig have been trying to get him to do it this whole time and he’s stubbornly refused. HOWEVER one time when diego is the only one looking in his direction and everyone else is distracted, he looks diego in the eyes and does the most perfect, beautiful, flawless dab in human history. diego gasps and immediately runs to tell the rest of the group. “ha! sure he did” says craig. “yes diego don’t be ridiculous” says aleister. diego cries
  12. estela. it’s never happened and it never will
Egotober Day Fourteen: Mission Mistake

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R.I.P. VINE 

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happy birthday to our cute jimin!
thank you for being our angel

I feel terrible whenever I hear my parents talking to each other about our household’s income. We only own a South Asian store, where we sell like spices, henna, frozen Desi foods, hair products, skin products, daal, etc (typical Desi store stuff). That’s our only source of income. It used to be okay-ish back in elementary and middle school, but ever since these American stores started to sell some of these things (at prices higher than their worth), less people have been shopping at our store, hence our income declining.

Please, I’m begging y'all, support your local South Asian stores, and shop there if you need any of those “South Asian” items (if there is a South Asian store near you). At least 60% of the owners are likely going through the same as my parents. Also, I can almost guarantee you’ll save money shopping at the local Desi stores as opposed to stores like Safeway, Vons, Krogers, etc.

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Debbie Reynolds tells the story about how Fred Astaire encouraged her to keep working hard on the dance routines for Singin’ in the Rain. (x)

Ravenclaw: *gets stressed out*

Ravenclaw: *starts stressing out about being stressed out*

Ravenclaw: *becomes so stressed they can’t get anything done*

Ravenclaw: Why haven’t I finished this project already?

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Oh you know, just that fucking DEATH CLOUD that tries to kill you when you’re miles underground where no one will know you died nor will they ever find your desecrated body.

Also, spiders.

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Legally Blonde the Musical
  ↳ Legally Blonde; Elle and Emmett [ part i | part ii ]

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“TELL ME WHERE APPA IS!”