work drinking

  • Scorpio: So, who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.
  • [Silence]
  • Pisces: I did, I broke it-
  • Scorpio: No. No, you didn’t. Leo?
  • Leo: Don’t look at me. Look at Cap.
  • Capricorn: What? I didn’t break it.
  • Leo: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
  • Capricorn: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.
  • Leo: Suspicious.
  • Capricorn: No, it’s not.
  • Cancer: If it matters... probably not... Libra was the last one to use it.
  • Libra: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap.
  • Cancer: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Libra: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Cancer!
  • Pisces: Alright, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Scorp.
  • Scorpio: No. Who broke it?
  • Gemini: Scorp, Aries has been awfully quiet...
  • Aries: Really?!
  • Gemini: Yeah, really!
  • [Cut to Scorpio in another room, the rest of them fighting in the background]
  • Scorpio: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Reylo update

-Dame Judi Dench is our new patron Saint 🎉🎉 -Antis are either lashing out in fear or leaving 👍 -Confirmed in the official Star Wars data banks that Kylo and Rey share a mysterious and strange connection that links them both not to mention… “[kylo] sensed his destiny and Rey’s were somehow intertwined”. In conclusion it’s been just a great day for us all.

Originally posted by plumkat