words. i do not have them

Intuition

Originally posted by thelunaticfringe1

♢ Jin loves girls who play hard to get, and that makes you just his type.

Word Count:5.5k

Genre: Smut


           “I wish you didn’t have to go so soon,” Jin whined as his girlfriend got up to leave, tugging on her hand as she stood up, as if he actually wanted her to stay. You watched as you ate your cereal, wondering how you were able to witness them together without gagging.

           Nayeon was a beautiful girl, no doubt, and as far as you knew, very smart. But no matter how smart she was, she didn’t manage to see through Jin. After years of practice he perfected his little act to a T, shamelessly using it against all girls that walked his way.

           “I can come back later tonight if you want,” she offered as she grabbed her purse, Jin close behind her as he led her out. Her voice was suggestive and soft and you were unable to help your grimace as you realized you might have to spend another night with your earbuds crammed into your head in order to avoid hearing them.

           “I’d love if you could baby but you know I have to study for my chem final,” he lied, his excuse flowing smoothly from his lips. You rolled your eyes, one hundred percent sure he had never studied in his life. Normally he didn’t pass up an opportunity to bang unless he already had someone waiting on the side lines, which you assumed is exactly what was happening here.    

           “Ah okay then, I’ll text you later,” she said as she waved a goodbye to you, pretending you hadn’t been staring at them the whole time.

           “Love you,” she purred as she went up on her tippy toes to kiss him, cupping his cheek in her palm.

           “Love you more.”

           Okay, now you were for sure going to gag.

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@woah-broah said: “i was wondering if you could do an imagine of the reader and jughead always sharing glances at each other and being too shy to talk to each other at school. Ronnie and Archie end up getting tired of watching them not do anything and end up talking to them and set them up for a date at pops??”

A/N: I LIVE FOR IMAGINES LIKE THESE 

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Them: I have a 500 word paper that I-

English Major: 500 words? That’s not a paper. That’s an abstract. Where’s the rest of it? WHERE IS IT. 

Them: I got a text from-

English Major: A text? What devices does it use? How does it mean? Why does it mean? HOW DO TEXTS MEAN?

Them: You need to turn right.

English Major: Write. Write. Write like you’re running out of time. WRITE DAY AND NIGHT LIKE YOU’RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME. 

Them: I have to do a review of literature for this lab repor-

English Major: You don’t review the literature. You ENGAGE with it. EXAMINE it. RESPOND to it.

Them: I’m allergic to bee-

English Major: TO BE OR NOT TO BE THAT IS THE QUESTION WHETHER TIS NOBLER IN THE MIND TO SUFFER THE SLINGS AND ARROWS OF OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE OR TO TAKE ARMS AGAINST A

anonymous asked:

How painful is it to post submissions with misspelled words? i.e. "shepard"

lol I have a love hate relationship with captions. I think you’ll find that I don’t always read them until they’re posted. They can really ruin a picture - like that weird one recently with the puppies rescued from under the church?? The line about the priest totally ruined the picture and took away from the cute pups. If I had read that when I queued it, I probably would have taken it out. But I get way too many submissions, so I just skim them to make sure they don’t say anything about death or abuse or being a wolf.

When it comes to spelling, I do know that English isn’t everyone’s first language, so sometimes poor grammar or spelling can be the result of a language barrier. I don’t really bat an eye at that stuff, more so the “this is my dog, he loves jumping out of moving cars” stuff.

i wonder if brands like halo top and quest have ever had staff meetings where they sit down and are like

so, it looks like we are becoming popular with the ‘eating disorder recovery’ demographic……at least i think it’s recovery…the instagram hashtags say #anawarrior AND #relapse so…..let’s put our heads together and figure out how to make this work for us guys…..more emphasis on the protein….bold the word healthy on the package…..but remember don’t call THEM healthy….i repeat….do not !!! call them healthy !!! all right let’s go sponsor the ones w the most followers, 1 2 3 go team

So today during lecture one of my students walked up to me looking distressed, so I asked him if he was okay and he said

“call 911. I’m having a heart attack.”

So my morning was very scary.

It seemed like it took them forever to get here and I kept forgetting how words worked and what the names of all the buildings. My students were *dolls* and pulled together beautifully to take care of all the little details. They also helped me remember how words worked while I was on the phone with 911. One of my students in particular had a husband with heart problems, and knew the symptoms and things to check for and what to do in the short term.

Good news, the paramedics said his heart and vitals were good and got him breathing better again. Bad news, they weren’t sure what the cause was. (Maybe an anxiety attack?). He went to the hospital for blood work and I called his mom. (He was so confused he gave me his own phone number originally.)

Also at one point I actually came close to blacking out, which was weird, and I really didn’t want to distract the paramedics so I sat down and got my head lower. Apparently it’s pretty common for bystanders to pass out during these types of things? Weird.

Anyway, like I said, it sounded like he was doing okay by the end of it, so a mostly good and promising ending to a stressful event, but wow. Just. whoa.

Oh my Goodness!!! My heart can’t take this!! This photo is beyond precious! I have been having such a rough week and I seen this and fall in love with it.

Honestly how precious is the little girl! I can’t she so cute!

Then we have val and Sharna looking absolutely handsome and beautiful in background! Sharna’s expression is just to cute for words. And Val is just as so adorable with his smile!

My heart is just so happy!❤

Someone give them kids please… pretty please.
I mean I think they would make they best parents!

[I have no clue who owns this photo but you can have all the credit because I didn’t take nor do I own it.]

In today’s episode of ‘I’ll just put these random words together to make it sound drastic’ I present to you:

‘fetishizing friendship’

If you think your friends are attractive or god forbid start to date a friend or develop romantic feelings for them, you have a friendship fetish, sorry I don’t make the rules antis do

if you write friends to lovers, tag your fetish pls to warn the children

(OR ‘shipping otayuri is fetishizing friendship’)

abbygkane  asked:

Thank you so much for your recap of 4x07. You somehow managed to put all of my scrambled thoughts into actual words and sentences! :)

You’re so welcome!!! I know there are a lot of diverse opinions in the Kabby fandom about whether we’re getting screwed over by the writers for keeping them separated this long, but truly, even though IT IS LITERALLY MAKING ME CRAZY THAT THEY AREN’T TOGETHER LIKE FOR REAL HOW MUCH LONGER DO WE HAVE TO WAIT FOR THEM TO BANG IN BECCA’S BED, I think some really amazing and fantastic stuff is happening and my biggest fear of the season - that Kane is going to have lots of nice moments and no actual arc - was totally assuaged after last night. They’re being SO GOOD TO US. They clearly care about these characters so much and know them so well and after four seasons of moments like random OOC “the adults are required to be criminally stupid for plot reasons” or “why don’t we have every character the audience trusts tell Abby she’s a bad chancellor”, what a breath of fresh air for us to see them being the most beautifully nuanced, complicated, flawed, good-intentioned, caring, brilliant, struggling, capable versions of themselves, both with their kids and each other. That was NEXT-LEVEL Kabby content, and coming from two brand-new writers it shows such a deep intuitive understanding of who those characters are as human beings. So like, while I will freely admit that in any episode where they don’t bang, I would vastly prefer they be banging, still, THAT WAS SUCH A GOOD EP FOR OUR FANDOM

I can basically recognize another gemini by whether or not I see them trying repeatedly to add something to the discussion and getting talked over by everyone else, followed by everyone else accusing them of monopolizing the conversation

& I, the observer, am the only one to say “bitch where?!”

park bogum for air kiss campaign ✧ how was your day?

hello, I am park bogum.
‘Air kiss campaign’ that looks to breathe out a warm breath to those around us!
I too, have come to participate through Junyeol-hyung asking me how I was doing.
How was everyone’s day? Was there anything tough that happened?
I think it would be nice if we reached out first to those that need comforting around us, and asked them how they are doing.
A simple warm word could become a big strength to someone.
You are someone who was born to be loved.

anonymous asked:

Do you ever imagine what it would be like if mr and mrs curtis were still alive? And if so could you do some hc please!

this is all I ever imagine tbh. Most of these are legit just facts. As always, thank you, and sorry it’s so short
(Some of these might be off timeline wise bc things aren’t mentioned in the book or I’m forgetting them)

-Soda would have really talked to his parents about Sandy. They both have such a way with words and would have made him feel so much better

-I feel like the gang wouldn’t have formed, or wouldn’t be as involved in “activity” as it is

-Ponyboy is still angsty and rebellious

-this may be going out on a limb but I feel like eventually Soda would have gotten his own horse

-jOHNNY WOULDN’T HAVE MURDERED A MAN

-Darry’s eyes wouldn’t be so cold.

-Soda stayed in school!!!!

-Ponyboy and Darry would be close again, and Darry would help Pony through his Angst™

-Darry didn’t have to stop to support his brothers!!! He continued on to college!!!

-Everyone would just be happier and healthier tbh

silvervoidd  asked:

I believe we may have gotten off on the wrong foot here. My ah, emotional half can creep into my own conscious, especially when they get worked up. I, fortunately, do not have one of those overbearing souls that mere mortals have, so I can not offer that as a peace offering. Not that I would anyway. I would like to extend an invitation to reconsider our current standings. You seem like a powerful ally. -W

“ I am not used to having allies, even though it may not seem like it i enjoy being social. But my job tends to… scare people off. I can consider your offer, but i need to trust your word first.
Since well, i ended up working my job due to people failing their word. I trusted them once.” 

kandykrystal  asked:

Bendy is there anyone else you despise other than Mickey?

Bendy: Despise is kinda a strong word, I like to say it’s more I, uhh… Dislike him with the great intensity. Anyway, I don’t really have any problems wit anyone else but Beth an’ Father-Barf-Butt. Only Problem With them is; Bartholomew wants me to just stop messin’ with the church, even though I haven’t actually done half the stuff he accuses me of doing? An’ Beth Hates me for…..I don’t even know why Beth hates me so much actually! >:0

anyway like my dislike of “queer” is hyperspecific to my own experiences in self-identified queer communities and i don’t actually distrust people who self-describe as queer or anything (i’d be a hypocrite if i did), though i do get a bit sniffy if they do it bc they think it’s inherently More Radical than other words.

i just don’t like using “queer” for myself bc right now it doesn’t have the kinds of connotations that serve me well. meanwhile, calling myself a faggot and a transsexual positions me within a more specific history in a way that makes me a coherent and nameable entity and like, that’s not a goal for everyone, but i’ve got 99 problems and all of them are borderline personality disorder. i need History. i need Roots. i need to be able to say i would’ve been coherent even before stonewall, hell, before the latest developments in trans identities. i need a People and i need a people with a history and also like, i need specificness. 

so like, yeah.

anonymous asked:

Camren supposedly dying for good LOOOOL and all this mess in general makes me want to start blog with all real (and i mean timing/wording is just perfect) indirects i have found while looking through camren tumblrs/sm date by date, side by side. Those have been lit since late 2014 🔥🔥🔥don't do what i did tho you will have a freaking depression i swear, some months were so heartbreaking to scroll through

I know what you mean, I’ve been through those too a while ago, but I swear there was so many of them I gave up 😂

marry-me-markiplier  asked:

Hi! I really like your blog and I feel it'd be okay to reach out to you. My grades are sinking and no matter what I do, what help I get, it just doesn't help. I can't escape stress at home as things are changing, my parents aren't helping and they're putting me down more often than not and don't really pick up on the fact their words can hurt. When I try to say something about it, it's just giving them 'addittude.' I know you do a lot, if it isn't too much, can you send me some hope? Thank you.

(sorry the paper’s all bent, I accidentally deleted the photos and had to re-take them)

That means a lot that you feel able to reach out to me, thank you.

That’s not good, you can’t even de-stress at the one place you should be able to D: Do you have any friends you can talk to about this, maybe hang out at their house sometimes? You deserve to have a place to relax.

You might benefit from seeing a school counselor or therapist, as well. Since your parents are putting you down so often and won’t listen to your objections about it, it could help to talk to someone who *will* listen and help you through it. That’s really not cool though, your parents should at least listen to you.

As for your grades, I’d suggest talking with your teachers/professors. They may have ideas on how to help you raise your grades, seeing as how your home life seems to be part of the problem. Most educators want their students to succeed, and do try to help those who reach out. It’s worth a shot.

I hope your situation improves soon, I really do. If all else fails, do your best and explain to your teachers/professors what’s going on at home. They should expect more than what you’ve been able to do.

You can make it through this, I believe in you. Be sure to take care of yourself, okay? <3

Keep on shining!
♥ Courtney

anonymous asked:

hhhiii as a fellow nb i have a question, ,what do i do when i ""accidentally"" ordered a thing of lipstick and eyeshadow and want to use them yet am trying to present in a masculine-ish way since i haaaate people using she/feminine words to describe me?? help(if you can hahah you dont even have to answer this if you dont want to even,,,but if you do thank you for any advice you might have)

h eck i mean i’m all for any-and-all-genders-can-wear-makeup but yeah that isn’t exactly widely accepted but –

i mean you could always try it out in private or only post selfies w/ makeup online? esp. since the above opinion is a lot more accepted online it seems but other than that i don’t rlly have much good advice for this kinda stuff sbgjdngjsfsk

kallianassa  asked:

What do you think is the best way to reach out and connect to youth today? In other words, how do we promote a politically involved lifestyle among young constituents?

I think mentorship is always key. If you’re in a leadership position, you have an obligation to making sure you are mentoring young people and affording them access to the tools and resources they need in order to succeed.

Of course, I am a big advocate in encouraging our young people to get involved in their communities and stay active. If you see something you think needs to change or have ideas – join the conversation. Use your voice, organize, and make yourself heard. Volunteering is also a really great way to get involved. Not only is it vital to make our communities the best they can be, but it also makes you feel good! There is no better fulfillment than the feeling of giving back. When I talk to people every day in DC or back home – I hear their stories, their struggles, and their fight. That’s why I’m here – here to represent them and fight for them.