So we’ll piss off the neighbours
In the place that feels the tears
The place to lose your fears
Yeah, reckless behavior
A place that is so pure, so dirty and raw
In the bed all day, bed all day, bed all day
Fucking in and fighting on
It’s our paradise and it’s our war zone
A/N: Welcome to the first day of the @hamwriters Write-A-Thon in celebration of us gaining 1K followers there! This au ripped my soul to pieces becuase I love Criminal Minds and this had to have an angst ending. Sorry in advance but hope you enjoy and see you tomorrow for femslash day.
unsub = unknown subject (aka the bad guy)
John rapped on your office door twice and held up a file once you looked up. “We got a case. NYC. It’s pretty bad.”
You stood and grabbed your tablet, looking through the files as you walked with him to the conference room. “Ten bodies? Why are we just now being called in?”
“Lead detective on the case was stubborn.” You snorted and he smiled at you. “But the details got leaked to the media and his captain made the call.”
“The media’s already running the story,” you asked as you sat down at the round table, nodding at each member of your team.
“Yeah,” said Maria as she leaned back in her chair. “They’re calling him the ‘King of Hearts.’ Saying he’s the worst thing that’s happened to the city since the Son of Sam.”
Angelica looked up from the files. “Are we sure it’s one unsub?”
George Washington, your team leader, sat down and smoothed his tie as he did so. “You think it’s more than one?”
“Like partners,” asked John.
Angelica shook her head. “No, I don’t think they’re partners. There are two different MO’s. The only thing they have in common is that they both take things from the victims.”
“Does he leave the things he takes with the next victim like the Reaper,” asked Hercules.
“No,” said Maria, looking over the files. “I’m betting they’re both keeping the items as trophies.”
“Or giving them to a significant other as gifts,” you interjected.
“All good ideas. We’ll talk more on the jet. Wheels up in 30,” Gwash commanded.
the major Game of Thrones houses as notorious fandoms/groups
House Stark - Spirk - You follow the old gods, you get an old fandom.
House Targaryen - Superwholock - This house has a flair for the dramatic and bringing different people together.
Arthur Dayne - The Onceler - Appears when least expected, will never really die–is, can, and will be shipped with everyone/everything.
House Karstark - MARVEL - A strong, powerful house that apparently has no women or lgbt people and doesn’t make the best choices.
House Baelish - Killing Stalking - Do I need to explain this?
House Tyrell - Yuri On Ice - Appeared out of nowhere, made everything gay and beautiful, disappeared again suddenly.
House Baratheon - Memes - Get it? Because, you know, all memes die eventually. Also, the only remaining Baratheon is an actual meme–forever rowing. Plus, come on, the Stannis the Mannis thing that happened for 2 minutes.
House Martell - SJWs - “YOU raped her, YOU murdered her, YOU killed her children!” Very passionate, just want peace and justice. Also loves sneks.
House Lannister - Game of Thrones - A good many elitist roleplayers, but many roleplayers with a good heart too. Occasionally, accidentally lets a cult take over the community.
House Arryn - Star Wars - Much like the film Star Wars, we thought Arryn was gone until it showed up to Battle of the Bastards and proved what a Force™ the house was. Also the Vale might as well be outer fucking space.
If I die young (with the release of Arrival) bury me in a team Mark shirt.
Lay me down on a bed of green light sticks
Sink me in the sea of green at dawn
Send me away with the words of a GOT7 song (Fly preferably)
Uh oh uh oh *sobs*
Sometimes people think they know you. They know a few facts about you, and they piece you together in a way that makes sense to them. And if you don’t know yourself very well, you might even believe that they are right. But the truth is, that isn’t you. That isn’t you at all.
And maybe I didn’t realize
I was in love with you before
because it is something
as natural as breathing;
you do it completely subconsciously
but once you start thinking about it,
that you’ve been doing it all along.