words of a bee

whats the word when you like only want to date boys/do sexual things with boys but ur still like !!!!girls are cute and im lov them! but u dont want to date them?? like im cool with kissing girls on the cheeks etc and snugglies and hugging and being probably a little more Gay than i should be to call myself straight but like.?

ive been calling it my utter fascination with the human body, male or female, and my completely affectionate nature and need-to-touch personality but honestly if theres a word for it idk what it is but id like to

Songs to make your Non-Broadway Friends Listen to with no context at all
  • My Unfortunate Erection: 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee
  • Sugar Daddy: Hedwig and the Anrgy Inch
  • Hasa Diga Eebowai: The Book of Mormon
  • Blue: Heathers
  • Totally Fucked: Spring Awakening
  • Black Death: Something Rotten!
  • Friki-friki: Honeymoon in Vegas
  • Spooky Mormon Hell Dream: The Book of Mormon
  • You Can Be As Loud As the Hell You Want: Avenue Q
  • Telly: Matilda
  • Over The Moon: RENT
  • The Ballad of Farquaad: Shrek
  • Magic Foot: 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee
  • The Word of Your Body reprise: Spring Awakening
  • Die Vampire, Die!: [title of show]
  • Something Rotten/Make an Omelette: Something Rotten!
  • Joseph Smith American Moses: The Book of Mormon
  • Hello Little Girl: Into the Woods
  • Angry Inch: Hedwig and the Angry Inch
  • It's Eggs: Something Rotten!
  • The Internet is for Porn: Avenue Q
We can tell our children that school is important until we’re blue in the face, they’re not stupid. They see the loudest applause is for the kids on the field. They know teachers are paid poorly and don’t drive fancy cars. They know people plan Super Bowl parties but mock the National Spelling Bee. In other words, they see the hypocrisy, and we can’t expect society to correct itself. If we want to have any lasting influence on the way our kids approach education — the way future generations approach education — then we have to grab our pom-poms and paint our faces and celebrate intellectual curiosity with the same vigor we do their athletic achievements.
—  LZ Granderson

an au of hostile takeover in which half of cat’s hacked emails are just her and kara emailing each other “are you up?” and cat sending kara drafts and stuff to “pls print for me,” and then at one point asking “gefilte fish… where are we on this?”

writing tip #1763:

bees! they’re the tiny stingy insects that live inside your story, and they want to help you improve your narrative! a good writing tip is to smear bee juice on your word processor and wait for the bees to appear on your keys, so that the bees can help you devise a satisfying plot resolution or whatever it is you want. yes! the bees love you! god, they think you are a lovely thing. the bees, they like you a lot. those bees. those kind lovely bees

someone please tell me why i just spent 7 minutes of my life watching a video of the entire bee movie that gets sped up everytime the word ‘bee’ is said…. why do i do things like this

THE SIGNS AS 'JOANNE THE SCAMMER' TWEETS
  • Aries: Either you scam today, or today scams you.
  • Taurus: Selling Caucasian identities for the low. Hit me up.
  • Gemini: Thank God my mother forced me into theatre as a child, I just slipped in the Calvin Klein store and I am screaming at the top of my lungs. $$
  • Cancer: Keeping up with the Caucasians.
  • Leo: Reminding me that I'm problematic is like reminding me that I'm beautiful.
  • Virgo: In first grade I won the spelling bee with the word "Embezzlement"
  • Libra: contouring my face before a big heist is the scam before the scam
  • Scorpio: Unfriended my mother on Facebook because she wouldn't loan me 9 thousand dollars.
  • Sagittarius: I'm the first American to scam a Nigerian, not the other way around. ICONIC.
  • Capricorn: I don't try to be perfect, I try to be petty.
  • Aquarius: I think therefore I scam.
  • Pisces: Eat Pray Scam
space

i swallowed a bee and became a hive
i swallowed light and became a black hole

amputated dreams float around me
like balloons

my sadness is helium inflating me
my sadness is a robot that can only say 3 things
i hate you
i hate me
i hate everything

the kaleidoscopic alien inside of me
is breathing
is taking all my air

being a body is stupid and i want the moon for my birthday
but it’s so far away
but it’s so far away

Favourite Critical Role Quotes

Still collecting. Feel free to add yours!

“Your secret is safe with my indifference.”
- Percy

“I encourage violence.”
- Tiberius

“Bidet.”
- Grog

“Bees’ knees.”
- Grog

“I want my final words with you to be idignant and irritated!”
- Percy

“We will keep your weapons, your armor and, I believe, your pride.”
- Percy

“We still have no idea where the fuck Raishan is!”
- Vax

“Jenga means ‘my name is Vax, I fucked up’.”
- Vax

“It’s all shitty. It just depends on how you look at it. You can either dwell on the shit or leave it behind in somebody else’s bed.”
- Scanlan

“Did Grog just lecture me about patience?!”
- Keyleth

“Is your name 'Earned’?”
- Scanlan

“If the sword says anything to you… just don’t bring it back to me.”
- Grog

“Get out. (Get out! Get out get outgetout! Get… out. Get- -out.)”
- Kash

“I would like to rage!!!”
- Piglet

“I’m a monstaaaah!”
- Pike

“Do you spice?”
- Scanlan

“It was a well-kept secret.”
- Dren

“Asmodan! Belial!”
- Edna

“They’re like human’s candles!”
- Gern