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Nerd Speaks Poorly Meme

I was tagged by the wonderful @eclair to do this thing and oh man, this is all of my dorkiness shoved into five minutes…. I’m so sorry… LMAO

  • Your name and username.
  • Where you’re from.
  • Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
  • What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
  • What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
  • What do you call gym shoes?
  • What do you call your grandparents?
  • What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
  • What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
  • Choose a book and read a passage from it.
  • Do you think you have an accent?
  • Be a wizard or a vampire?
  • Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
  • End audio post by saying any THREE words you want

I am going to tag @fullmetalkarneval13 and @seththeshallow @dramaticmari @magical-mistral @daysinrussiavictuuri @queen-among-writers @katsukifatale @artdefines06 @joey-wingster @magical-mistral @hauntedtelepone @atelerixe

Okay I’m currently crying real tears because Kat, who’s recently revealed that she might be interested in women, walked in on her friend Jane, a straight girl, changing, said “Hey Sexy”, continued having a conversation with her while she was changing, and then ended the convo with a friendly slap on the ass and in no way was Jane uncomfortable or say anything weird like “don’t enjoy the view too much haha” or ANYTHING she was just OKAY with it because they’re FRIENDS and this is assumedly how they’ve always acted and Kat being attracted to girls hasn’t changed that and I’m FINE

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Inspired by @junkjack‘s pegoryu pirate AU and this post.

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I guess you could say that the Dream Egg from the Moogle Chocobo Carnival wasn’t… eggsactly what I was eggspecting. 

…I’ll show myself out.

ACADEMIC PHRASE BANK MASTERPOST: CONNECTING WORDS

Addition

  • To begin with, 
  • In the first place, 
  • Firstly, 
  • The first reason
  • Additionally
  • Furthermore, 
  • Another reason why
  • Secondly, Thirdly, 
  • Next, 
  • Pursuing this further, 
  • Also
  • Lastly, Finally
  • In the same way,

Comparison

  • Similarly,
  • In the same way,
  • Likewise,
  • As with,
  • Equally,

Contrasting

  • However,
  • Nevertheless,
  • On the other hand,
  • Even so
  • Alternatively
  • At the same time
  • Otherwise
  • Instead
  • Conversely 

Result

  • Hence
  • Therefore
  • Accordingly
  • Consequently
  • Thus
  • As a result
  • In consequence 
  • For this reason
  • For this purpose

Time

  • Meanwhile
  • Presently
  • At last
  • Finally
  • Immediately
  • Thereafter
  • At that time
  • Eventually
  • Currently
  • Subsequently
  • In the meantime

Importance

  • Importantly
  • Especially
  • Above all
  • With attention to

Example

  • For example
  • For instance
  • That is
  • Such as
  • As revealed by
  • Illustrated by
  • Specifically
  • In particular
  • For one thing
  • This can be seen by
  • An instance of this

Literary

  • Clarifies
  • Conveys
  • Depicts
  • Demonstrates
  • Determines
  • Displays
  • Emphasizes
  • Establishes 
  • Explains
  • Exemplifies
  • Highlights
  • Illustrates
  • Indicates
  • Potrays
  • Represents
  • Shows
  • Signifies
  • Suggests

Beginnings/Causes/Effects

  • Affects
  • Generates
  • Ignites
  • Impacts
  • Imposes
  • Influences
  • Initiates
  • Introduces
  • Involves
  • Launches
  • Leads to
  • Presents
  • Promotes
  • Prompts
  • Results in

Summary

  • In conclusion,
  • To sum it all up,
  • To summarize,
  • In the final analysis
  • You can see why …
  • Finally,
  • Therefore,
  • In summary, 
  • In short,
  • In brief,
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I can’t believe this just happened

“You’re beautiful when your eyes light up talking about the things you like.
You’re beautiful when you protect your values and opinions, while respecting those of others.
You’re beautiful when you offer your help to people in need of love.

You’re beautiful when you try to make people laugh cause you’re scared they may have a bad time.
You’re beautiful when you smile in front of everybody even if it seems like there’s no reason to smile.
You’re beautiful when you tell yourself that everything’s gonna be alright.
You’re beautiful when you give a concert while doing housework. Choreography included.

You’re beautiful when you sleep in a weird position.

You’re beautiful when you eat a lot of food from all the nervousness.

You’re beautiful when you look at the sky and tell your friends ‘Look at the clouds!’ ‘Look at the moon!’ 'Look at the stars!’ People tend to forget about the meaning of genuine beauty.
You’re beautiful cause you exist, cause you are alive.

You’re not alone and remember these words: you are worth it.
Cause you’re true and gentle, darling.
A gift.

This is who you are.”