If you ever question the depths of depravity available to you in Skyrim please refer to this story;
I am unable to finish the Thieves Guild quest because I accidentally killed an essential quest npc. Erikur in Solitude, you probably know him because his sister wont shut up about it. Erikur was the last quest giver I needed to become the master of the Thieves Guild. He is suppose to be essential, as in he cannot be killed ever because important npc is important.
‘So where is he?’ I hear you asking.
He is gone.
Gone into my characters tummy. You see, I was fooling around with the glorious weapon that is the Wabbajack and happened to turn Erikur into a sweetroll….and then I ate him. I ate Erikur. He’s gone forever. Into my tummy.
I glitched out a main questline because I turned a man into a sweetroll and then I c o n s u m e d h i m.
The boy who delivered our drinks was only wearing a flimsy,
black apron, which was tied carefully around his waist. With the tray perfectly
balanced upon the palm of his hand, he began to pass our drinks out, a huge
grin on his face, and his cock just inches from my face.
I turned to the rest of the girls with wide eyes.
“Special occasion?” He asked, a thick Irish accent.
getting married!” The bride to be piped up, as
smug as ever.
“Congratulations!” He beamed. “Sad to see you off the market, Gorgeous.”
All the girls sat around our table let out almighty giggles, swooning and
fanning themselves, whereas I was too busy trying not to turn back in his
direction and stare at his groin. I figured he was used to it in his line of
work, but it still felt a little intrusive.
name?” Katie barked at him.
replied. “I’ll be your waiter for the evening. You need anything, just
give me a shout.”