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Approval from the Kiseki no Sedai.
  • Kagami: So... um... yeah, I called all of you here so all of you can help me.
  • Kise: I'd like to help, Kagamicchi, but if you kept on hesitating, we won't be able to finish until the sunrise.
  • Aomine: That's right. Hurry up and tell us.
  • Kagami: I'd like to date Kuroko... but knowing you guys had been close to him, maybe you can give out some tips for me?
  • Midorima: You called all of us for that?
  • Murasakibara: No snacks present, though. I'll head home now.
  • Kagami: Wait! Hold on! I beg of you! I really like Kuroko and I wish to date him! But knowing Kuroko is dense and oblivious to this kind of stuff, I bet he wouldn't take it that way.
  • Kise: If you knew that from the start, aren't you exaggerating? Kurokocchi is not dense, I hope?
  • Aomine: Just how stupid can you be, Kagami?
  • Kagami: Shut up!
  • Aomine: Oh-ho, don't talk to me like that or I won't help you to win Tetsu's heart.
  • Midorima: Stop it. You guys are embarrassing me.
  • Kise: Says the guy who brings his lucky item all the time... and today is a wall fan, huh?
  • Midorima: Cancer is first thus I brought this wall fan with me.
  • Kise: I really don't get you.
  • Akashi: Enough with that. Kagami Taiga, would you mind continuing?
  • Kagami: Uh, yeah... sure.
  • Midorima: You're calm as ever, Akashi.
  • Akashi: I do things in the right order and never panic upon the situation.
  • Aomine: Well, if Tetsu is our main topic, isn't it going to be hard?
  • Murasakibara: Kuro-chin never became popular because none of his classmate notice him. They thought he was a ghost.
  • Kise: Aha-ha! I remember that-ssu!
  • Midorima: Kagami, don't you think asking us is the most regretful?
  • Kagami: Huh?
  • Midorima: We are quite protective over Kuroko.
  • Akashi: Thus resulting us as Tetsuya's parents. I'm the father, just saying.
  • Midorima: Hold on, Akashi!
  • Aomine: Hey, Kagami, hey, don't forget, I'm the big brother of Tetsu.
  • Kise: I'm Kurokocchi's puppy-woof!
  • Kagami: ...
  • Murasakibara: ...
  • Kagami: W-well, Murasakibara seems the nor---
  • Murasakibara: Kuro-chin is the youngest, I'm the second child, Kagami.
  • Midorima: Wait!!
  • Akashi: So... Kagami Taiga... do you have wealth to bring happiness to my dear Tetsuya?
  • Aomine: Tetsu is such a rich brat and he has never dealt with poverty.
  • Kise: Woof! Woof-ssu!
  • Murasakibara: Kise-chin, bite Kagami!
  • Kise: Woof!
  • Kagami: Stop! Stop!
  • Midorima: Hold on a second!? What are we playing?!
  • Akashi: Don't you get it, Shintaro? We're playing Kiseki no House. I'm the father and you are the mother.
  • Kagami: That's a weird combination...
  • Midorima: Why am I the mother?
  • Kagami: THAT'S YOUR CONCERN?!
  • Akashi: I'm not allowing you to be the father because you are a Tsunderima.
  • Midorima: Stop!!! Even if I'm Tsundere, I can be a father!
  • Aomine: We don't really care whoever is the father, though.
  • Murasakibara: As long as the mother knows how to cook.
  • Midorima: I don't!
  • Kise: Now that you mentioned it, Akashicchi can cook.
  • Akashi: No! I'm not gonna be the mother! No heck no!
  • Midorima: AAAAKKKAAASSSSHHHHIIII!!!!!
  • Aomine: Come back here, Akashi-oka-san!
  • Kise: Wooof~ Woof---sssuuuu!!!
  • Murasakibara: Uwah, Kise-chin, wait! You forgot your leash.
  • Kagami: ....
  • Kuroko: Ah? Kagami-kun, it's unusual for you to be in this kind of place.
  • Kagami: Kuroko... Can I go to your place to ask your real parents about some important things?
  • Kuroko: Hah?