22 May 2017 - Part 2
[In Robert’s Porsche outside the Woolpack]
ROBERT: Thanks for taking over driving Aaron. I just couldn’t do it after all. You know we’ve come so far from me threatening you to not to touch my car and then having sex afterwards to me actually letting you drive it…and probably still having sex afterwards…well..eventually…cause your my husband now and we have all the time in the world…well…
AARON: If you mention the Plot one more time Robert!
ROBERT: We’re back now, we’re gonna have to deal with it!
[Out of Robert’s Porsche outside the Woolpack]
(RYAN: *groan…groan* I really need them to let Robert get a new car. I don’t know if I can keep getting out of this one with it so low to the ground. Damn my dodgy knee!)
(DANNY: *gets up and out with no problem* Don’t know what you’re talking about mate, it’s pretty easy!)
ROBERT: You’re missing her already aren’t you?
AARON: Who? Me mum?
ROBERT: No Aaron. Keep up. Liv, you know, your sister, the plot device that let us escape for five weeks.
AARON: Right right. So what if I am? It was nice being away from the Plot I know nothing about.
ROBERT: Let’s just hope a holiday cured all of our problems.
AARON: Yeah, it’s a shame it had to come to an end. It’s also a shame that your tan is so weird and blotchy? What happened? I told you to put sun cream on! (DANNY: Seriously though, what happened mate? Your Brazilian tan looked way more natural)
ROBERT: (RYAN: it’s not my fault the makeup department decided to go extra orange. They’ve always struggled with foundation for me. You look great though *heart eyes*) Hey, as of now, things can only get better. Nevermind, don’t believe a word of that Aaron. I’m pretty sure they put that in here for irony.