woolie-hole

In Canada a strange hole was recently discovered during construction, but authorities are refusing to say exactly where due to public safety concerns.

A team was sent into the hole as it was at first thought to be an undiscovered cave, but it was soon revealed to be something much more bizarre.

Near the entrance were many pie tins carelessly tossed around, but all had been thoroughly licked clean without even a crumb of pie left in them. Over the past year there had been a mysterious string of pie thefts in the area, so at last the mystery as to where they all wound up had been solved. But… How did they get there in the first place?

Tintin comics, Predator related merchandise, and various other things were found, but it became much more disturbing the further the team went inside. For unknown reasons a shrine containing a broken Hulk doll with the words “Never forget” were scrawled on the wall. Even worse was when the corpses of animals that were partially eaten and covered in chocolate syrup were found.

Eventually the team found a narrow passage so dark that even their flashlights could not penetrate it. There was only enough room for one to enter, so they used a Drummond Cave Radio in order to stay in contact with the brave man who volunteered. Shortly after he entered, tragedy stuck when suddenly his screams were heard on the Radio before suddenly going silent. The last thing heard was an unknown voice shouting “WHEN’S MAHVEL?!”

The remainder of the team immediately left the cave. Sadly, it was decided it was too dangerous to attempt a rescue and there are plans to seal the mysterious hole off.

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SBF Zaibatsu Pt1 The Woolie Hole

FINALLY I get to make the Super Best Friends Zaibatsu in all their huge nerd glory.  For those who don’t know, youtube Two Best Friends Play.  First up is Woolie!  Since Woolie is the one that ordered these plushies I figured I’ll make him first.  I’m really proud of myself here!  I think he turned out super adorable X3  I’ve never done yarn hair before, but it really turned out spectacular.  I’m also really proud of his hat.  It’s one of those hats that has the hole in the back for his dreads to come out.  I always love when I get to crochet hats for plushies!
Anywho, Wooile is 1 of 4 plushies for Woolie from Two Best Friends Play! 

I can’t believe this, I play on the Tomodachi Life stage and

Look at this. look at this shitty apartment. Is that just a cardboard cutout of a TV

it’s the real woolie hole

look at how nice Matt’s apartment is by comparison

Hey Mr McMuscles I saw this Punisher Jacket at Forbidden Planet in NY the other day and wanted to make sure you knew something like this exists. 

(yes thats a Hulk one behind it just in case Woolie was creeping behind you from the Woolie hole)

Zaibatsu fans, I give you: the majestic WOOLIE MAMMOTH.

Yes, it’s an awful joke, my Photoshop skills suck, and I won’t be at all surprised if it’s been done before, but I don’t care. I’m not sorry at all.

For your information, paleontologists have determined conclusively that the Woolie Mammoth (Mammuthus ubiestmahvelous) subsisted mainly on pies stolen from tribes of Neanderthals, had an inexplicable hatred for smaller animals, lived in utterly filthy nests of its own construction (dubbed “Woolie Holes” by the scientific community), and eventually went extinct due to a tragic, species-wide inability to locate Mahvels.

Two Best Friends Play

 

Matt and Pat

Oh, and Woolie and Liam

They like to play together

Because they’re best friends forever

 

They’re funny

But

 

They don’t play enough shooters

For losers

And posers

And closers

And 12 year old pwners!

 

No

They play fighting games

And horror games

And indie james

And games with James

And… Actually they haven’t gotten there yet

 

Matt wished he was a lil’ bit smarter

Wished he was hotter

To bang those chicks harder

 

Uh, American and Asian chicks mind you

 

Pat hates you

Hates me

Hates her

Hates him

 

He’s just gotta keep that temper down

Learn to not always frown

Learn to be happy now

Learn that the world is-

 

Wow

 

That is a Woolie hole

Good to keep your pies cold

Ice cold!

Oh, oh!

Which way do you go?!

 

Two chicks?!

Sick kicks?!

I’ll take the fighting fists!

 

Liam

He doesn’t like bein’

The kid who’s Hylian

 

Just kiddin’

But he likes to be hittin’

On his anime bitches

 

Oh no, house arrest!

 

That’s them

Wei Shen

They should play that game next

 

Got good writin’

Good fightin’

It’s one of the best!

 

But for now

Let’s hate Kenny

Hate the Baby

 

Hate some of the worst!

 

Like seriously

They are the worst

(Green Greens Plays)