In Canada a strange hole was recently discovered during construction, but authorities are refusing to say exactly where due to public safety concerns.
A team was sent into the hole as it was at first thought to be an undiscovered cave, but it was soon revealed to be something much more bizarre.
Near the entrance were many pie tins carelessly tossed around, but all had been thoroughly licked clean without even a crumb of pie left in them. Over the past year there had been a mysterious string of pie thefts in the area, so at last the mystery as to where they all wound up had been solved. But… How did they get there in the first place?
Tintin comics, Predator related merchandise, and various other things were found, but it became much more disturbing the further the team went inside. For unknown reasons a shrine containing a broken Hulk doll with the words “Never forget” were scrawled on the wall. Even worse was when the corpses of animals that were partially eaten and covered in chocolate syrup were found.
Eventually the team found a narrow passage so dark that even their flashlights could not penetrate it. There was only enough room for one to enter, so they used a Drummond Cave Radio in order to stay in contact with the brave man who volunteered. Shortly after he entered, tragedy stuck when suddenly his screams were heard on the Radio before suddenly going silent. The last thing heard was an unknown voice shouting “WHEN’S MAHVEL?!”
The remainder of the team immediately left the cave. Sadly, it was decided it was too dangerous to attempt a rescue and there are plans to seal the mysterious hole off.
FINALLY I get to make the Super Best Friends Zaibatsu in all their huge nerd glory. For those who don’t know, youtube Two Best Friends Play. First up is Woolie! Since Woolie is the one that ordered these plushies I figured I’ll make him first. I’m really proud of myself here! I think he turned out super adorable X3 I’ve never done yarn hair before, but it really turned out spectacular. I’m also really proud of his hat. It’s one of those hats that has the hole in the back for his dreads to come out. I always love when I get to crochet hats for plushies! Anywho, Wooile is 1 of 4 plushies for Woolie from Two Best Friends Play!
Zaibatsu fans, I give you: the majestic WOOLIE MAMMOTH.
Yes, it’s an awful joke, my Photoshop skills suck, and I won’t be at all surprised if it’s been done before, but I don’t care. I’m not sorry at all.
For your information, paleontologists have determined conclusively that the Woolie Mammoth (Mammuthus ubiestmahvelous) subsisted mainly on pies stolen from tribes of Neanderthals, had an inexplicable hatred for smaller animals, lived in utterly filthy nests of its own construction (dubbed “Woolie Holes” by the scientific community), and eventually went extinct due to a tragic, species-wide inability to locate Mahvels.
my favorite part of the Woolie vs. Japan videos is the looks on the old women’s faces when they see that the dreaded oni Grandma Swamp has escaped from the Land of Wind and Ghosts to spirit them away to his Woolie Hole.