woodyallenquotes

In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!

#WoodyAllen on #ThePurpleRoseofCairo My last (finished) book of the year, & I loved it. It feels intimate & casual, & it flows very naturally from film to film. It was a nice surprise discovering we shared some favorites (Purple Rose… & Stardust Memories). I hope it’s extended further someday so as to include his more recent films. Here’s hoping! #woodyallenonwoodyallen #brushlettering #lettering #handwritten #woodyallenquotes #woodyallenmovies #woodyallenfan #stigbjörkman #blackandwhite #book #bookquote #booklover #bookworm #bookstagram #bookquotes #booklove #bookcover #vscobook #bibliophile

This guy goes yo a psychiatrist and says,“Doc,my brother’s crazy.He thinks he’s a chicken.” Doctor says: “Why dont u turn him in?”. The guy says: “I would,but I need the eggs”…
Well…
I guess that’s,now,how I feel about relationships. There’s totally irrational,crazy and absurd… But (ahhh!) I guess we keep going through it… Because most of us need the eggs.
#anniehall #woodyallen #woodyallenquotes #dianekeaton #joke #relationships #couple #films

Cringe Interlude

Happy Monday morning, commonly known as the Cringe Interlude: when all the mistakes made over the weekend come back to haunt you in HD. Uh! Perhaps a quote, with your AM drink of choice, will  ease your conscience and numb your pain. Hey, at least, it’s a legal distraction. 

“Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.”

–Woody Allen