woody is a blessing

Yazz ugly cute fine ass😍
Algee baby face fine ass😍
Luke sing me out my panties fine ass😍
Keith tall model face ass 😍
Woody funny stroke game gotta be bomb fine ass 😍
Elijah dark chocolate singing fine ass 😍
🚂🚂🚂

Sheriff Woody is the new god of tumblr

according to american gods the collective ideas and beliefs are enough to give birth to a new deity, this doesnt just aplied to say gods like odin but to concepts like media and the internet,as well. They also gain power from worship and sacrifices.

  • Woody Roundup is a collective effort
  • Deactivated Urls are offered in sacrifice with each one becoming a new branch of the hivemind

  • There are People who say i pray that your blog gets taken over by the woody collective to evildoers

  • People say its name in attempt to summon it like bloody mary

Ergo Woody is a hivemind eldritch god but a benevolent one

ALL HAIL SHERIFF WOODY


thank you sheriff for blessing us with your presence

𑁋 Baz. Llevas… Llevas vaqueros.𑁋

𑁋 Sí. Y tú llevas encima medio campo. 𑁋


LOS VAQUEROS SON AQUI :D 

Based off this post about “Jeans” and “Cowboys” being the same word in Spanish, the lovely Baz En Vaqueros is in physical art form on @dancingwdinosaurs‘s Redbubble! Along with many of her other beautiful Carry On art! Swing on over and check out all of her amazing prints!

(Also, this may or may not be my new bookmark for my Spanish edition)

Bless these Woodys. They noticed this guy who wouldn’t leave us alone (basically just a rude asshole in general, trying to ask for nudes, being a jerk when he got turned down, ect) and chased him away.
I will never forget the day that I read “Fuck you, pardner.”

Bless them. Bless these Woodys. Wonderful Pardners.

They’re also adorable.

anonymous asked:

Woody's roundup only takes varmints and evildoers, which you are neither of. Stay safe, pardner.

I feel actually blessed. 

I still want Woody to come to the school, and round me up with his knife rope, killing me automatically.

jirazy  asked:

if you didn't know already, Kinkpositivestims was taken over by the woody collective XD (if you don't what that is basically when a user deactivates their account (or maybe they hack it??) someone takes their url and replaces their icon with Woody from Toy Story and has the caption "Howdy Partner!" this is mostly done to shitty people who have deactivated)

I AM SCREAMING!!!!!!!!!!!

MY NIGHT HAS BECOME 100000 TIMES BETTER

BLESS YOU WOODY COLLECTIVE

BLESS YOU