woody being woody

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Don’t worry. No one’s going under the ship today. Though, the thought had crossed my mind. No, I’m quite certain I can do better than that.

anonymous asked:

sprry but whats Bastille?

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OKAY ANON HERE’S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT BASTILLE. 

DAN SMITH STARTED THE BAND. THE FIRST TO JOIN WAS WOODY, THE DRUMMER. THEN WILL, THE GUITARIST, THEN KYLE, THE KEYS. THEY’RE BRITISH. THEIR FIRST SINGLE IS OVERJOYED, BUT THEIR MOST POPULAR IS POMPEII. A LOT OF THEIR SONGS REVOLVE AROUND STORIES AND MYTHOLOGY LIKE ICARUS (Greek mythology), WEIGHT OF LIVING PT. 1 (Rime of the Ancient Mariner), AND LAURA PALMER (Twin Peaks).

HERE ARE THE BAND MEMBERS.THIS HERE IS DAN SMITH. HE IS THE SONGWRITER AND THE MAIN VOCALIST, AND ONE SEXY MAN. HE IS ALSO A COMPLETE DORK AND AN ABSOLUTE PUPPY. THERE IS UNI DANFROM PRE-BASTILLE. THERE IS ALSO AFRO DANFROM 2012 WHEN HE SORTA LET HIS HAIR DO ITS OWN THING. THERE’S ALSO MAY DAN, THE HOTTEST DAN OF THEM ALL  WHO HAS GLASSES, A BEAUTIFUL QUIFF, AND A LIL SCRUFF. 

MOVING ON TO KYLE SIMMONS

SAY HI TO KYLE. HE’S ALSO A HUNK. HE’S THE BACKING VOCALS AND BASICALLY PLAYS EVERY INSTRUMENT UNDER THE SUN, BUT HE MAINLY PLAYS THE KEYS AND THE SYNTH.

HE LIKES CATS.A LOT. A LOT A LOT.

HIS GREATEST FEATURE IS HIS WONDERFUL VINE FACE

 

AND OF COURSE HIS ‘STACHE

THEN THERE’S WILL. WILL FARQUARSON. WILL HERE IS THE GUITARIST, BOTH BASS AND ACOUSTIC, AND ONE OF THE BACKING VOCALISTS. HES ALSO A HOTTIE. HE GOT THAT BAD BLOOD TATTOO WHEN THEIR ALBUM HIT NO. 1. HE WAS ALSO DRUNK.

WILL LOVES RIHANNA. A LOT. A LOT A LOT. WE ALL LOVE HIS CHARM AND HIS BEARD. ESPECIALLY THE BEARD.

FINALLY, THE BAND WOULD NOT BE HERE WITHOUT WOODY. CHRIS 'WOODY’ WOOD. 

WOODY IS THE HUMAN METRONOME. HE’S ALSO THE BACKING VOCALS

BASTILLE CREATES THE BEST BEATS AND RHYTHM (listen to Icarus, Of the Night, These Streets, Bad Blood, etc. and you’ll understand) AND WOODY IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THEM LIVE. HE’S ALSO A CUTIE.

HE’S ALSO GOT THE CUTEST RELATIONSHIP EVER.

EVER. EVER EVER.

THIS BAND INCORPORATES INTRICATE HARMONIES AND BEATS AND RHYTHMS AND ALL KINDS OF INSTRUMENTS INGENIOUSLY. THE LYRICS TO ALL THEIR SONGS HOLD INTERESTING IDEAS. THEY HAVE THE ABILITY TO USE A LOT OF ELECTRONICS AND SYNTH WITHOUT EVER SOUNDING TOO ARTIFICIAL. THEY SOUND JUST AS GOOD IN A VAN AS THEY DO ON STAGE. THEY CAN MAKE YOU JUMP UP AND DOWN AS WELL AS MAKE YOU COLLAPSE AND CRY.

THEY ARE LIFE.

THEY ARE AMAZING.

THEY ARE BASTILLE.

WELCOME TO THE STORMER FANDOM. 

ENJOY YOUR STAY

I don’t cry in my life. I don’t allow Joe. Joseph doesn’t get to cry, so, by the time it comes to a character, I love that, man, it’s such a release, I am very sensitive. I’ve got bi-polar. I suffer.

My super (super SUPER) late Secret Santa piece, for one lovely @captainrebloger! Anything Wes or Woodie so uh… you have a twofuh here. I’m so sorry for the delay here, I hope this is to your liking though!

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📌 Sn; 🤔💭📝🖇🗃

⚡️’s single because he’s too busy loving himself 👨‍❤️‍👨
(🎟 Me Loving ME ☝🏽️)


Just Because 🐊🌾👀⚡️🔥,
H£ gotta lotta you Spark Plugs wonderin’ 🕵🏽⚡️🔌

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