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who should you fight: dirk gently edition
  • dirk gently: he probably won't fight back, but that doesn't mean beating him will be easy. he took two crossbow arrows to the shoulder and kept going for god's sake. besides, why the fuck would you want to fight dirk? he is the sweetest, most pure boy there is and you'll have farah, todd, and amanda to answer to
  • todd brotzman: he's pretty scrappy, but lacks technique. you might be able to beat todd and honestly he might thank you for it
  • farah black: farah is a professional bodyguard, owner of many many guns, and all around bad-ass. you will not win in a physical fight. however, farah is pretty insecure and neurotic so with some emotional manipulation you could maybe win. i would hate you forever though
  • amanda brotzman: she's scrappy as hell, possibly even more so than her brother. unless she has an attack during the fight, it should be a pretty even match. if you fight her though, you'll have to fight all four of the rowdy three so do not fight amanda
  • bart curlish: depends on who you are. if you're a bad person, you'll be killed immediately. if you're a good person, you won't be killed but you likely won't be able to hurt bart either. kind of a lose/lose-worse situation
  • ken: i mean yes you could definitely beat this boy in a fight but why would you want to? let him rest
  • the rowdy three: are you fucking kidding me have you ever seen the rowdy three? do not fight them, you will get obliterated
  • estevez: would not recommend fighting estevez. he's pretty strong and has professional training, and probably works through his emotions by punching things. right now, he has a lot of emotions
  • zimmerfield: honestly it's a bit of a toss up. he's pretty old and i don't think he's gotten that much action in the field recently, but his eyebrows are powerfully hypnotic. do not fight if you get easily transfixed on things
  • gordon rimmer: oh man yeah you could definitely beat gordon rimmer, just make sure he doesn't have the electric crossbow and that his goonies aren't nearby
  • patrick spring: it depends on when you fight him. young patrick spring? probably a bad idea. middle-aged patrick spring with the steamsuit? also a bad idea. old patrick spring? yeah you could probably take him then, he's older and has resigned to death anyway
  • lydia spring: you want to fight a literal child? go ahead i guess, you'll beat her but will get killed by farah
  • hugo friedkin: he's dumb as hell but also pretty jacked and a federal agent. i would not recommend fighting friedkin, unless it's like a reading fight
  • colonel riggins: he's part of the cia but is also an gentle old man. you could definitely beat colonel riggins
  • rapunzel the corgi: what the fuck? why would you want to fight a dog you sick fuck